he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Dumb.. there are oral sex gels/candies/whatever you can imagine for stuff like this. I would imagine Listerine would burn like a motherfucker, too, but I don't know because I don't have a penis.
FUCKING OW!\nThat shit burns your mouth like a B I don't even wanna know what it will do to your junk.
No... he's a retard... but hey at least you'll match
He's not a keeper since he's so stupid he put alcohol based mouthwash on his junk and this is clearly fake because if he you know, bathes, then it shouldn't taste bad to begin with.
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Bazinga. Too bad the poster is a dumb slut :)
I submitted this...he was being funny...because he does bathe, and it did not burn him... soooooo shut yo mouth. ;)
How was he "being funny"? He put Listerine.. on his penis. Any sane guy would have told you to use your own goddamned Listerine and gargle that shit yourself before you go down on him.
Not sure how that random "yours" snuck in there, but it was just supposed to be "gargle that shit before you go down on him"
This is only a slight change from the tired "I'm gonna marry him" texts and comments that plague this site. It's like how girls all write in the same font. Be original!\n\nAnd any girl who sucks a dick, then texts her friends about it, then posts said texts on a website, THEN returns to said website to enlighten us further on the dick-sucking and defend her honor ... I'm gonna have to say slut.
4:21 Wanna get fingered by listerine covered fingers?
Pass. Pass. PASS.
not first! aaaaaaaaaw yeah!
Did u like it
Lol that's really cute. I don't mind the taste at all, and I don't mind swallowing either. It's just when they try to take control and push my head then I freak out because I'm scared I'll gag then throw up hahahha goooooodness XD
the girl is supposed to gargle it before said giving head, makes it more pleasurable, and it's tingly for her!! :)
I agree, deff a keeper.
He prob didn't want to taste his own cock afterwards when he kisses you.
My boyfriend does that too sometimes, I think it's sweet and thoughtful in a "I'm so glad you're giving me head" kind of way.
I think he was just tryin to be nice about tellin you your breath stinks
Why are you typing first when you've clearly posted four minutes after the first comment? Imbecile.
Let's get down to the important stuff here..... What flavor....?
Becky is a slut
In soviet russia, Listerine puts him on cock
That has to burn. He was probably just sterilizing it from the bitch before you.
wouldn't that burn like a bitch?
That's actually really thoughtful.. That way if you kiss afterwards your month won't taste like man juice!
You are a bunch of pussies if you need a flavoring agent to help you suck dick. I love the taste and I swollow =]
Sounds like pain
I have done this and it dosent burn ya pussies