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  • Dumb.. there are oral sex gels/candies/whatever you can imagine for stuff like this. I would imagine Listerine would burn like a motherfucker, too, but I don't know because I don't have a penis.

    Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 4:21pm
  • No... he's a retard... but hey at least you'll match

    Submitted by truth on Feb 27, 10 at 2:43am
  • FUCKING OW!\nThat shit burns your mouth like a B I don't even wanna know what it will do to your junk.

    Submitted by Thenardier on Feb 26, 10 at 4:35pm
  • He's not a keeper since he's so stupid he put alcohol based mouthwash on his junk and this is clearly fake because if he you know, bathes, then it shouldn't taste bad to begin with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:10pm
    • Bringing truths to TFLN since 5:10pm.

      Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 5:13pm
    • I submitted this...he was being funny...because he does bathe, and it did not burn him... soooooo shut yo mouth. ;)

      Submitted by SARANICOLE777 on Feb 26, 10 at 5:26pm
      • How was he "being funny"? He put Listerine.. on his penis. Any sane guy would have told you to use your own goddamned Listerine and gargle that shit yourself before you go down on him.

        Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 6:24pm
        • Not sure how that random "yours" snuck in there, but it was just supposed to be "gargle that shit before you go down on him"

          Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 6:27pm
      • This is only a slight change from the tired "I'm gonna marry him" texts and comments that plague this site. It's like how girls all write in the same font. Be original!\n\nAnd any girl who sucks a dick, then texts her friends about it, then posts said texts on a website, THEN returns to said website to enlighten us further on the dick-sucking and defend her honor ... I'm gonna have to say slut.

        Submitted by WWJT on Feb 27, 10 at 9:30am
  • Amen 5:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Did u like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:48pm
  • not first! aaaaaaaaaw yeah!

    Submitted by berdon on Feb 26, 10 at 4:21pm
  • 4:21 Wanna get fingered by listerine covered fingers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Lol that's really cute. I don't mind the taste at all, and I don't mind swallowing either. It's just when they try to take control and push my head then I freak out because I'm scared I'll gag then throw up hahahha goooooodness XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:54am
  • the girl is supposed to gargle it before said giving head, makes it more pleasurable, and it's tingly for her!! :)

    Submitted by thatonekid13 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:09pm
  • I agree, deff a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:25pm
  • win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:19pm
  • He prob didn't want to taste his own cock afterwards when he kisses you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Let's get down to the important stuff here..... What flavor....?

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Feb 27, 10 at 12:53pm
  • Why are you typing first when you've clearly posted four minutes after the first comment? Imbecile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:19pm
  • My boyfriend does that too sometimes, I think it's sweet and thoughtful in a "I'm so glad you're giving me head" kind of way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:06pm
  • 1st

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:14pm
  • I think he was just tryin to be nice about tellin you your breath stinks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:06pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:18pm
  • 8=====D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:28pm
  • That has to burn. He was probably just sterilizing it from the bitch before you.

    Submitted by 66619 on Mar 7, 10 at 8:57pm
  • Becky is a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 6:50pm
  • Amen 5:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:20pm
  • In soviet russia, Listerine puts him on cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:34pm
  • wouldn't that burn like a bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:12pm
  • That's actually really thoughtful.. That way if you kiss afterwards your month won't taste like man juice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Sounds like pain

    Submitted by fool on Feb 26, 10 at 7:20pm
  • You are a bunch of pussies if you need a flavoring agent to help you suck dick. I love the taste and I swollow =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:30am
  • I have done this and it dosent burn ya pussies

    Submitted by timski215 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:42pm