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  • Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 4:21pm

    Dumb.. there are oral sex gels/candies/whatever you can imagine for stuff like this. I would imagine Listerine would burn like a motherfucker, too, but I don't know because I don't have a penis.

  • 76 41
    Submitted by Thenardier on Feb 26, 10 at 4:35pm

    FUCKING OW!\nThat shit burns your mouth like a B I don't even wanna know what it will do to your junk.

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:10pm

    He's not a keeper since he's so stupid he put alcohol based mouthwash on his junk and this is clearly fake because if he you know, bathes, then it shouldn't taste bad to begin with.

    • 57 50
      Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 5:13pm

      Bringing truths to TFLN since 5:10pm.

      • 49 50
        Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 27, 10 at 10:02am

        Bazinga. Too bad the poster is a dumb slut :)

    • 52 54
      Submitted by SARANICOLE777 on Feb 26, 10 at 5:26pm

      I submitted this...he was being funny...because he does bathe, and it did not burn him... soooooo shut yo mouth. ;)

      • 69 49
        Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 6:24pm

        How was he "being funny"? He put Listerine.. on his penis. Any sane guy would have told you to use your own goddamned Listerine and gargle that shit yourself before you go down on him.

        • 44 65
          Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 6:27pm

          Not sure how that random "yours" snuck in there, but it was just supposed to be "gargle that shit before you go down on him"

      • 55 52
        Submitted by WWJT on Feb 27, 10 at 9:30am

        This is only a slight change from the tired "I'm gonna marry him" texts and comments that plague this site. It's like how girls all write in the same font. Be original!\n\nAnd any girl who sucks a dick, then texts her friends about it, then posts said texts on a website, THEN returns to said website to enlighten us further on the dick-sucking and defend her honor ... I'm gonna have to say slut.

  • 58 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:41pm

    I agree, deff a keeper.

  • 60 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:19pm

    Amen 5:10

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:48pm

    Did u like it

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:25pm

    4:21 Wanna get fingered by listerine covered fingers?

    • 63 47
      Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 4:26pm

      Pass. Pass. PASS.

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:20pm

    He prob didn't want to taste his own cock afterwards when he kisses you.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by truth on Feb 27, 10 at 2:43am

    No... he's a retard... but hey at least you'll match

  • 61 57
    Submitted by thatonekid13 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:09pm

    the girl is supposed to gargle it before said giving head, makes it more pleasurable, and it's tingly for her!! :)

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:28pm

    8=====D

  • 56 50
    Submitted by berdon on Feb 26, 10 at 4:21pm

    not first! aaaaaaaaaw yeah!

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:19pm

    win

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:54am

    Lol that's really cute. I don't mind the taste at all, and I don't mind swallowing either. It's just when they try to take control and push my head then I freak out because I'm scared I'll gag then throw up hahahha goooooodness XD

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:06pm

    My boyfriend does that too sometimes, I think it's sweet and thoughtful in a "I'm so glad you're giving me head" kind of way.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:14pm

    1st

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:27pm

    That's actually really thoughtful.. That way if you kiss afterwards your month won't taste like man juice!

  • 48 42
    Submitted by 69_Charger on Feb 27, 10 at 12:53pm

    Let's get down to the important stuff here..... What flavor....?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:19pm

    Why are you typing first when you've clearly posted four minutes after the first comment? Imbecile.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by 66619 on Mar 7, 10 at 8:57pm

    That has to burn. He was probably just sterilizing it from the bitch before you.

  • 45 42
    Submitted by timski215 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:42pm

    I have done this and it dosent burn ya pussies

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:06pm

    I think he was just tryin to be nice about tellin you your breath stinks

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:18pm

    First

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 6:50pm

    Becky is a slut

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:34pm

    In soviet russia, Listerine puts him on cock

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:25pm

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:12pm

    wouldn't that burn like a bitch?

  • 44 55
    Submitted by fool on Feb 26, 10 at 7:20pm

    Sounds like pain

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:30am

    You are a bunch of pussies if you need a flavoring agent to help you suck dick. I love the taste and I swollow =]

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:20pm

    Amen 5:10