I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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Good morning, Hermione!
Explains the hole in your tights.
I hope he was thicker than a broomstick.
She said she wanted to be Swept off her feet...
Wait...f*cking a broomstick is a good thing? That sounds awful! Does anybody else think this is a weird one?
maybe she likes splinters in her vag
In the sense that he was as thin as a broomstick, or as long as a broomstick. Hopefully the latter than the former.
And then she found out the broomstick was better
How is that possibly a good feeling??? Girls are weird
rook.....if it wasn't platinum star status then it's not tfln worthy........
Splinters gets you a gold star? Yikes
I hope it was in your ass
Don't ride a broom, ride a Quidditch player
Hell of a dido.....
And a sticker?
What's his number? Suki needs a hard one tonight!