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  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Mar 27, 11 at 1:17pm

    Good morning, Hermione!

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 27, 11 at 2:29pm

    Explains the hole in your tights.

  • Submitted by Romulus1969 on Mar 27, 11 at 2:13pm

    I hope he was thicker than a broomstick.

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 28, 11 at 9:31am

    She said she wanted to be Swept off her feet...

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  • Submitted by SALIA on Mar 28, 11 at 1:40am

    Wait...f*cking a broomstick is a good thing? That sounds awful! Does anybody else think this is a weird one?

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      Submitted by babykarma2005 on Mar 29, 11 at 2:19am

      maybe she likes splinters in her vag

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 27, 11 at 7:46pm

    In the sense that he was as thin as a broomstick, or as long as a broomstick. Hopefully the latter than the former.

  • Submitted by shinynips on Mar 27, 11 at 2:48pm

    And then she found out the broomstick was better

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 28, 11 at 3:11pm

    "swept" FTW

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    Submitted by niceman on Mar 28, 11 at 1:11pm

    How is that possibly a good feeling??? Girls are weird

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    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 28, 11 at 8:21am

    rook.....if it wasn't platinum star status then it's not tfln worthy........

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:22pm

    Splinters gets you a gold star? Yikes

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    Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 28, 11 at 11:43am

    I hope it was in your ass

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    Submitted by iheartharry on Apr 7, 11 at 9:59am

    Don't ride a broom, ride a Quidditch player

  • Submitted by impish69 on Mar 28, 11 at 8:55am

    Hell of a dido.....

  • Submitted by Crazycraig916 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:26pm

    And a sticker?

  • Submitted by SukiSidhu on Mar 28, 11 at 12:29pm

    What's his number? Suki needs a hard one tonight!