I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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No. It makes you the most honest feminist ever.
"Stepped on a spider and slipped it inside her and gave little miss moffett a spray!"
A line worthy of the Dice Man himself!
Hmmm where can I buy spiders?
I want to apply for that hit man job. Much better benefits than I have now.
As a feminist woman, I'm fine with this.
She needs someone to get rid of ALL the cobwebs!
Quit worrying about the spiders and get back in the kitchen.
Feminists have a higher divorce and suicide rate than the average woman. Embrace your inner priss and be free!
This makes all the sense in the world to me.
I'm on it
Then you should just get a boyfriend, maybe he'll even open jars and carry heavy things for you.
Move to Toronto and you've got a deal. I am all in favor of spider genocide, and have over 2900 confirmed kills in my lifetime.
This was an ecard a month ago..
Give me your address, I'll be there soon!!
I make that deal. How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal?
Glorious Bastards FTW
I shit myself
Sounds like a good deal but I think I'll pass bc if you're a true feminist then you probably have a huge bush that looks like a spiders nest in between your thighs... No thanks, not worth it.
Dirk: Aw you too?!
as much as i absolutely hate spiders, completely and totally worth it.
Give me a name and number and I'll kill every spider you ask of me.. Unless you're a fatty then just eat it yourself...
You personally have set women's rights back 10 years.
You have me on the edge of not reading comments anymore because your comments consistently annoy me. Now before you ramble like the proud woman you are, I realize I don't have read your comments. So please dont bother responding to me and just go on to the next submission and make another comment I hate. :)
^ His panties, they are twisted.
No way bro I only wear panties on satur....ahhhh shit