Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests