So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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I think the roommate should sleep with her.
And you better not change the fucking thermostat either.
Does your roommate agreement include a clause regarding an alien race taking over the world? You know, like Sheldon's.
Go for a 3 way!!!
it just needs a reciprocity clause.