He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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You are clear for landing
Well he definitely made it easier for those body scans and body full pat downs.
lets hope there's not something metal on his coat ^^
Hopefully it wasn't too cold, I'd hate for that bow to slip off.
Well I know one present you'll be opening early this year!
I'd bang him right then and there!
This is definitely guy to guy, a straight dude wouldn't have a trenchcoat or a bow, much less both.
This is what love looks like
Little known fact: TSA now gladly accepts tips for performing pat down services. $1 for cold stare, $5 if they say "hi" and throw in a smile, and $10 for the full service reach around.
Welcome to Pittsburgh
Yasss! Marry me :)
And the TSA still gave him a patdown.
Fuck that would be my dream man!
That's why Grandpa and I aren't speaking at the moment. Fired!
You got over it, last time. :D
Hey come on, you know I'd never let anything happen to your bacon. I love you Santa Clause...I do.
Did you show him your landing strip?!?