He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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You are clear for landing
Well he definitely made it easier for those body scans and body full pat downs.
lets hope there's not something metal on his coat ^^
Hopefully it wasn't too cold, I'd hate for that bow to slip off.
This is definitely guy to guy, a straight dude wouldn't have a trenchcoat or a bow, much less both.
Well I know one present you'll be opening early this year!
I'd bang him right then and there!
This is what love looks like
Fuck that would be my dream man!
Little known fact: TSA now gladly accepts tips for performing pat down services. $1 for cold stare, $5 if they say "hi" and throw in a smile, and $10 for the full service reach around.
Welcome to Pittsburgh
Yasss! Marry me :)
And the TSA still gave him a patdown.
That's why Grandpa and I aren't speaking at the moment. Fired!
You got over it, last time. :D
Hey come on, you know I'd never let anything happen to your bacon. I love you Santa Clause...I do.
Did you show him your landing strip?!?