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  • if he was carry a long board (surf board) he'd look fucking stupid. But since he was carrying a skateboard and wearing sperrys i'm sure he wasnt riding it. punch him the the dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Aren't sperry's boat shoes? Also, do we think he popped the collar on that polo? I bet he did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:14pm
  • girls like douche bags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:55pm
  • If all it takes to dress nicely in your book is sperry's and a polo then I think mayhaps you've got pretty low standards as well, lovely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 7:34 - The use of "unequivocally," or any other polysyllabic word, isn't particularly remarkable. If the person is going to use it, however, he or she would do well to learn to spell/pronounce it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:53pm
  • He probably has a little weiner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:01pm
  • I never understood why people think dressing nice on an everyday basis equals douchebaggery. Just shows the geed mentality/lower standards of people in this country today. Lovely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:23pm
  • its less the fact of what the articles of clothing actually are but more of what they show about someone... Conforming to "cool" or preppy" stereotypes, some people trying to say "I'm rich". Pure Deuchebaggery!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Spicoli would have been wearing NO shirt. And ordering pizza. Fuck. Actually, Spicoli would have wearing jams and zori's. It was LA in the 80's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:24pm
  • longboarders are damn hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:14am
  • I wear polos because I am a TA and don't want to wear an oxford and tie. doesn't guarantee that I'm not a douchebag, just throwing that out there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:44pm
  • 9:18 it was a skateboard. a longboard skateboard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm
  • 9:18- obviously it wasn't a surfboard; longboard skateboard. who the hell brings any kind of surfboard into class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Didn't anybody notice the poster used the (non)word 'unequivocably' and not 'unequivocally'?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Since when are Sperry's and Polo's douchey? I guess if people that don't shop at Walmart are douchey, I'm the king of douches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:39am
  • I am voting frat boy, without a doubt- and yes, a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Sperrys are the sexiest thing ever if they sail. Don't Hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:56pm
  • its not about the dress or the longboard, its about how he brought this shit into class....what a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:00am
  • i voted 'good night' that's fucking attractive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Jeff Spicoli would so wear sperry's loser. Jeff Spicoli is a hero to many people and an icon so you shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:01pm
  • It would take a special kind of idiot to bring a surfboard into class...skateboards, on the other hand, are a dime a dozen with shit-headed little fucks who like to run people off the sidewalks!!! That's why I like to carry loose gravel in my pocket...toss it down in front of them and watch a dentist get richer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:53pm
  • spicoli would never wear sperrys. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Yum. Only in Austin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 8:50pm
  • do you go to willamette?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:38pm
  • I think 10:19 needs a hug and some daily affirmations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:13pm
  • he sounds hot.....thats how all my guy friends dress..they arent douches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Longboards are awesome to have around campus (or anywhere for that matter)...I don't see why anyone would hate on them. I ride mine all the time just for fun after work. Go ahead call me a douche I don't really care. I guess it's good that this chick was still attracted to him, but I just can't agree with the douche part. I mean fuck if you are a boater - then you probably have Sperry's - and polos are just nice looking, normal shirts. I vote dumb bitch on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:19am
  • Hey Longboards are not Douchey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Longboard, hmmm. Run away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 10:08 you are band!!!!! GINGERS=DEVIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Dropping Unequivocally in to casual conversations? Someones either read/watched too much Twilight OR talks like they're straight off of dawsons creek.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 10:08, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF THIS PERSON HAD RED HAIR I WOULD BITCH SLA P THAT GINGER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18pm
  • 9:39 for quite some time now. Oh wait, you're right, those are the only 2 articles of clothing one can purchase outside of a wal-mart! Good call! You must be a real think-outside-the-box kind of guy! Unequivocably...hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:01am
  • I feel like this could have been me....same area code and definitely something I would see on my campus. It was like looking into a parallel universe for a moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:15am
  • Omg 8:42... I'd pay to see some1 roll into class on a segway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:32am
  • was his name spicoli?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:59pm
  • bet a million bucks this post is about somebody that goes to Miami University (OH)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:49pm
  • YOU TELL 'EM CARLI!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:12pm
  • he sounds like Jeff Spicoli, who is so not a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:12pm
  • I did that first day of school. Second day wore my bathing suit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:40pm
  • That's probably my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Longboards are an easy way to get to class, I suppose, but so are Segways and Razor scooters, and they all project roughly the same image.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:42am
  • what they mean by longboard is a long skateboard dumb fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:07pm
  • do you go to willamette?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Where I'm from this man would be a Chad tanner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:29am
  • longboards are for surfers who are too shit to ride shortboards, bring one to a class and you should be strung up. maximum wanker prize awarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:18pm
  • This describes most of the guys at Claremont Mckenna College...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:31pm
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