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  • 83 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:14pm

    Aren't sperry's boat shoes? Also, do we think he popped the collar on that polo? I bet he did.

  • 85 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:55pm

    girls like douche bags

  • 90 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:31pm

    If all it takes to dress nicely in your book is sperry's and a polo then I think mayhaps you've got pretty low standards as well, lovely.

  • 84 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:53pm

    7:34 - The use of "unequivocally," or any other polysyllabic word, isn't particularly remarkable. If the person is going to use it, however, he or she would do well to learn to spell/pronounce it.

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:54pm

    if he was carry a long board (surf board) he'd look fucking stupid. But since he was carrying a skateboard and wearing sperrys i'm sure he wasnt riding it. punch him the the dick

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:01pm

    He probably has a little weiner.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:35pm

    its less the fact of what the articles of clothing actually are but more of what they show about someone... Conforming to "cool" or preppy" stereotypes, some people trying to say "I'm rich". Pure Deuchebaggery!

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:14am

    longboarders are damn hot

  • 82 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:23pm

    I never understood why people think dressing nice on an everyday basis equals douchebaggery. Just shows the geed mentality/lower standards of people in this country today. Lovely.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:44pm

    I wear polos because I am a TA and don't want to wear an oxford and tie. doesn't guarantee that I'm not a douchebag, just throwing that out there...

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:55pm

    Didn't anybody notice the poster used the (non)word 'unequivocably' and not 'unequivocally'?

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:00am

    its not about the dress or the longboard, its about how he brought this shit into class....what a douche

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 8:50pm

    Yum. Only in Austin.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:04pm

    i voted 'good night' that's fucking attractive

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:14pm

    spicoli would never wear sperrys. ever.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm

    9:18 it was a skateboard. a longboard skateboard.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:28pm

    I am voting frat boy, without a doubt- and yes, a douche

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:38pm

    do you go to willamette?

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:39am

    Since when are Sperry's and Polo's douchey? I guess if people that don't shop at Walmart are douchey, I'm the king of douches.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:57pm

    9:18- obviously it wasn't a surfboard; longboard skateboard. who the hell brings any kind of surfboard into class

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:56pm

    Sperrys are the sexiest thing ever if they sail. Don't Hate.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:56pm

    he sounds hot.....thats how all my guy friends dress..they arent douches!

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:13pm

    I think 10:19 needs a hug and some daily affirmations.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:19am

    Longboards are awesome to have around campus (or anywhere for that matter)...I don't see why anyone would hate on them. I ride mine all the time just for fun after work. Go ahead call me a douche I don't really care. I guess it's good that this chick was still attracted to him, but I just can't agree with the douche part. I mean fuck if you are a boater - then you probably have Sperry's - and polos are just nice looking, normal shirts. I vote dumb bitch on this one.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:01pm

    Hey Longboards are not Douchey

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:24pm

    Spicoli would have been wearing NO shirt. And ordering pizza. Fuck. Actually, Spicoli would have wearing jams and zori's. It was LA in the 80's.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:01pm

    Jeff Spicoli would so wear sperry's loser. Jeff Spicoli is a hero to many people and an icon so you shut up.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:53pm

    It would take a special kind of idiot to bring a surfboard into class...skateboards, on the other hand, are a dime a dozen with shit-headed little fucks who like to run people off the sidewalks!!! That's why I like to carry loose gravel in my pocket...toss it down in front of them and watch a dentist get richer!

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:21pm

    10:08 you are band!!!!! GINGERS=DEVIL

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:34pm

    Dropping Unequivocally in to casual conversations? Someones either read/watched too much Twilight OR talks like they're straight off of dawsons creek.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:45pm

    That's probably my ex

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:59pm

    was his name spicoli?

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:19pm

    Longboard, hmmm. Run away.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:49pm

    bet a million bucks this post is about somebody that goes to Miami University (OH)

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:29am

    Where I'm from this man would be a Chad tanner

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:32am

    Omg 8:42... I'd pay to see some1 roll into class on a segway

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:40pm

    I did that first day of school. Second day wore my bathing suit.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:12pm

    YOU TELL 'EM CARLI!!

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:07pm

    what they mean by longboard is a long skateboard dumb fucks

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:12pm

    he sounds like Jeff Spicoli, who is so not a douche.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    10:08, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF THIS PERSON HAD RED HAIR I WOULD BITCH SLA P THAT GINGER

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:42am

    Longboards are an easy way to get to class, I suppose, but so are Segways and Razor scooters, and they all project roughly the same image.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:40pm

    do you go to willamette?

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:01am

    9:39 for quite some time now. Oh wait, you're right, those are the only 2 articles of clothing one can purchase outside of a wal-mart! Good call! You must be a real think-outside-the-box kind of guy! Unequivocably...hahaha.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:15am

    I feel like this could have been me....same area code and definitely something I would see on my campus. It was like looking into a parallel universe for a moment.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:18pm

    longboards are for surfers who are too shit to ride shortboards, bring one to a class and you should be strung up. maximum wanker prize awarded.

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:31pm

    This describes most of the guys at Claremont Mckenna College...