This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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if he was carry a long board (surf board) he'd look fucking stupid. But since he was carrying a skateboard and wearing sperrys i'm sure he wasnt riding it. punch him the the dick
Aren't sperry's boat shoes? Also, do we think he popped the collar on that polo? I bet he did.
girls like douche bags
If all it takes to dress nicely in your book is sperry's and a polo then I think mayhaps you've got pretty low standards as well, lovely.
7:34 - The use of "unequivocally," or any other polysyllabic word, isn't particularly remarkable. If the person is going to use it, however, he or she would do well to learn to spell/pronounce it.
He probably has a little weiner.
I never understood why people think dressing nice on an everyday basis equals douchebaggery. Just shows the geed mentality/lower standards of people in this country today. Lovely.
its less the fact of what the articles of clothing actually are but more of what they show about someone... Conforming to "cool" or preppy" stereotypes, some people trying to say "I'm rich". Pure Deuchebaggery!
Spicoli would have been wearing NO shirt. And ordering pizza. Fuck.
Actually, Spicoli would have wearing jams and zori's. It was LA in the 80's.
longboarders are damn hot
I wear polos because I am a TA and don't want to wear an oxford and tie. doesn't guarantee that I'm not a douchebag, just throwing that out there...
9:18 it was a skateboard. a longboard skateboard.
It would take a special kind of idiot to bring a surfboard into class...skateboards, on the other hand, are a dime a dozen with shit-headed little fucks who like to run people off the sidewalks!!! That's why I like to carry loose gravel in my pocket...toss it down in front of them and watch a dentist get richer!
Didn't anybody notice the poster used the (non)word 'unequivocably' and not 'unequivocally'?
Since when are Sperry's and Polo's douchey? I guess if people that don't shop at Walmart are douchey, I'm the king of douches.
9:18- obviously it wasn't a surfboard; longboard skateboard. who the hell brings any kind of surfboard into class
I am voting frat boy, without a doubt- and yes, a douche
Sperrys are the sexiest thing ever if they sail. Don't Hate.
its not about the dress or the longboard, its about how he brought this shit into class....what a douche
Yum. Only in Austin.
i voted 'good night' that's fucking attractive
Jeff Spicoli would so wear sperry's loser. Jeff Spicoli is a hero to many people and an icon so you shut up.
spicoli would never wear sperrys. ever.
I think 10:19 needs a hug and some daily affirmations.
do you go to willamette?
he sounds hot.....thats how all my guy friends dress..they arent douches!
Longboards are awesome to have around campus (or anywhere for that matter)...I don't see why anyone would hate on them. I ride mine all the time just for fun after work. Go ahead call me a douche I don't really care. I guess it's good that this chick was still attracted to him, but I just can't agree with the douche part. I mean fuck if you are a boater - then you probably have Sperry's - and polos are just nice looking, normal shirts. I vote dumb bitch on this one.
Hey Longboards are not Douchey
Longboard, hmmm. Run away.
10:08 you are band!!!!! GINGERS=DEVIL
10:08, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF THIS PERSON HAD RED HAIR I WOULD BITCH SLA P THAT GINGER
Dropping Unequivocally in to casual conversations? Someones either read/watched too much Twilight OR talks like they're straight off of dawsons creek.
9:39 for quite some time now. Oh wait, you're right, those are the only 2 articles of clothing one can purchase outside of a wal-mart! Good call! You must be a real think-outside-the-box kind of guy!
I feel like this could have been me....same area code and definitely something I would see on my campus. It was like looking into a parallel universe for a moment.
Omg 8:42... I'd pay to see some1 roll into class on a segway
YOU TELL 'EM CARLI!!
was his name spicoli?
bet a million bucks this post is about somebody that goes to Miami University (OH)
he sounds like Jeff Spicoli, who is so not a douche.
I did that first day of school. Second day wore my bathing suit.
Longboards are an easy way to get to class, I suppose, but so are Segways and Razor scooters, and they all project roughly the same image.
That's probably my ex
what they mean by longboard is a long skateboard dumb fucks
Where I'm from this man would be a Chad
longboards are for surfers who are too shit to ride shortboards, bring one to a class and you should be strung up. maximum wanker prize awarded.
This describes most of the guys at Claremont Mckenna College...