and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
EPICC marry me please
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
ah lion king=] mufasa...
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
Lmfao this made my day
Me next! 5612140330
I seriously just pissed myself.
fuckin great.....i love it....
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
chicks love it when you do that!!!
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
hahahahahaha i loveit!
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
ive done this before fuckin epic
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
Fucken love this !!!!!!
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
I heard this story from my friend before ...
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
I just peed omg soo funny
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
this MADE my fucking day!
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
this is nothing short of brilliant.
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
Best tfln ever. For serious
I am king baby I am king.
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
omg that fuckin amazing!
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
I just peed a lil LMFAO
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
Funniest shit I have ever read...
This text is amazing!
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
O my god rolling on the floor
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
I'll do it to u :)
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
this is priceless.
Best post ever posted.
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
Maddddddddd props lmao
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
fake or not, i love you
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
This should be number 1 hands down
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
i want my man to do that haha!!
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
fucking great! hahahaha
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
This is the man I would marry.
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
beeest one for sure.
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
Wow this is my new screensaver
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
i just started crying from that.
im deff gettin the shirt
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
This is the best one.
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
How could you? I would die laughing.
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
this is pretty much teh epic.
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
This is clearly fake.
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
That is soooo epically great!!!!
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
nice move man!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
It's the circle of life
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
I just want you to know you are my hero
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
Simbaaa remember who you are!
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
Fucking amazing hahahaha
That is so fantastic.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
lmao this is great(:
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Hahaha ha what the shit
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
Best of all time for sure.
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
This should win some sort of award.
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
Made my day
This is THE BEST text of all time
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
Effing hilariousss !!
So much win
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
Personal favorite, for sure.
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
Hillarious def top one
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
LMAO! now that's funny!
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
I may have just died of laughter
no ownage for life YESS!!!
Omg that's so fucking funny
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
You sir, are a legend.
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
I've done this before!!
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
Best post ever. Ever.
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
I think this is my favorite text on here.
that. is. awesome.
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
lmaooooo! too funny
That's awsomely epic
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
This is my life story...
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
i love the lion king <3
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
Hahaha that is great!!!
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
I don't get it
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
You are an asset to the world.
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
filthy. enough said.
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
amazing. just amazing
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
I now have a new life goal
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
Hahaha that's great
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
Idk why, but I laughed
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
Fucking great gotta love it
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
yeah, this was a super-good one.
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
ohmygod - dying of laughter
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
Funniest thing I've everr read
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
you sir, are my hero lmao
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
ahh you just ga
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
That would be amazing.
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
Seriously? I wanna do this.
That has to be the best thing in the world
I could not stop laughing. Great.
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
This is soooooo funny!
hahaha bro youre a winner
This is the best thing I've ever heard
Made my fucking day
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
yup number one text hands down
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
Baha! Thts hilarious!
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
Haha that's awesome
That was pretty cool
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
Hakuna matata bitches
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
I. Will. Do. This
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
I would like to meet some of these people
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
That is fucking hysterical
Woke up everyone for this
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
Lolol atta boy
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
Omfg that's hilarious
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
ahaha this is so great
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
Haha that fuckin funny
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
that's halarious!! lmao!
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
Epic. Best tfln ever
Haha! funny shit!
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
I have never been prouder of my area code.
I actually laughed
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
yo thats tight!
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
The best text ever
That. Is. AWESOME!
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Fucking classic hahahaha
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
hahaha this is hilarious!
Rofl! But hell no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
It's the circle of life
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
hilarious... all i can say.
I just shit my pants- twice
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
Oh my god your my hero
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
favorite one!! hahaha
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
Funniest shit ever.
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
That is beyond amazing.
most amazing one on this site.
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
This is my fave... Ever :D
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
Hahhahaha , amazing!
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
Hahaha u fail
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
I need to try this.
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
My new goal in life!
ftw for the win u r god
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
Officially the best thing ever said.
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
Classic. Nuff said
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
Omg this is hilarious!!!
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
Made of win. =D
How is this not the beat text ever
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
It's the circle of life.
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
Simba remember who u are my son
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
Oh my god.
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
This is hilarious!
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
I lol'd hard
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
i wish i was this amazing
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
That's fucking gross!
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
I can't stop laughing!
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
I did this once and it was so epic
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
Talk about being high and drunk
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
This must be from dicksney land
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Best one EVER!
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
Dude that's fuckin epic!
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
This is Hilarious
has this done.
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
This man deserves a knighthood
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
I want her life.
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
You are my hero
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
Haahaha this is great
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Best one ever lmao
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
I would marry the man that would do this.
Hahahahahahaha best ever
I want to give you money
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
I love this!
Disney would be proud
Now in 3D lol
hahahahahah oh hell
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
totally my new hero
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
Best TFLN ever.
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Thats effed up
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
I tryed this got smacked
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
this is the best.
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
Hope that happens to me someday
this wins !!
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
Hilarious as fuck!
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
I find this very very funny.
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
H E R O
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
I just regained the ability to breath.
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
I would kinda find that weird haha
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
By far the funniest
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
That's just friggin fantastic!
i've done that before!
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
Oh god lmao. Priceless
haha haha haha
Gotta do this some time
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
and i m doing web designing
Thats fuckin awesome
Someone do this to me. Please.
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
Dzerzhinskttdftxft touch txt text suffice
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......