and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
EPICC marry me please
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
LMAO! im so doing this
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
I seriously just pissed myself.
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
ah lion king=] mufasa...
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
Lmfao this made my day
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
Me next! 5612140330
fuckin great.....i love it....
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
hahahahahaha i loveit!
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
chicks love it when you do that!!!
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
ive done this before fuckin epic
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
Fucken love this !!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
this is nothing short of brilliant.
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
I heard this story from my friend before ...
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
I just peed omg soo funny
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
Best post ever posted.
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
this MADE my fucking day!
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
Best tfln ever. For serious
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
omg that fuckin amazing!
I am king baby I am king.
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
This text is amazing!
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
Funniest shit I have ever read...
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
I just peed a lil LMFAO
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
I'll do it to u :)
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
this is priceless.
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
O my god rolling on the floor
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
fake or not, i love you
Maddddddddd props lmao
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
This should be number 1 hands down
i want my man to do that haha!!
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
This is the man I would marry.
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
fucking great! hahahaha
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
beeest one for sure.
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
This is the best one.
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
im deff gettin the shirt
i just started crying from that.
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
Wow this is my new screensaver
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
this is pretty much teh epic.
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
How could you? I would die laughing.
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
That is soooo epically great!!!!
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Simbaaa remember who you are!
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
I just want you to know you are my hero
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
This is clearly fake.
lmao this is great(:
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
It's the circle of life
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
Hahaha ha what the shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
This is THE BEST text of all time
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
nice move man!
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
That is so fantastic.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Fucking amazing hahahaha
Best of all time for sure.
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
my area code! 519 represent! :)
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
This should win some sort of award.
Made my day
So much win
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
Effing hilariousss !!
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
Hillarious def top one
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
no ownage for life YESS!!!
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
Personal favorite, for sure.
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
I may have just died of laughter
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Omg that's so fucking funny
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
LMAO! now that's funny!
You sir, are a legend.
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
I've done this before!!
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
Best post ever. Ever.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
That's awsomely epic
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
that. is. awesome.
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
I think this is my favorite text on here.
i love the lion king <3
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
This is my life story...
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
lmaooooo! too funny
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
I don't get it
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
Hahaha that is great!!!
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
amazing. just amazing
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
I now have a new life goal
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
You are an asset to the world.
Idk why, but I laughed
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
filthy. enough said.
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
ohmygod - dying of laughter
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
Fucking great gotta love it
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
Hahaha that's great
Funniest thing I've everr read
you sir, are my hero lmao
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
yeah, this was a super-good one.
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
That has to be the best thing in the world
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
That would be amazing.
hahaha bro youre a winner
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
Seriously? I wanna do this.
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
ahh you just ga
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
Made my fucking day
This is soooooo funny!
This is the best thing I've ever heard
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
I could not stop laughing. Great.
Baha! Thts hilarious!
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
yup number one text hands down
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
That was pretty cool
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
Hakuna matata bitches
Haha that's awesome
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
That is fucking hysterical
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
I. Will. Do. This
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
I would like to meet some of these people
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
Woke up everyone for this
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
Lolol atta boy
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
ahaha this is so great
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
Omfg that's hilarious
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
Haha that fuckin funny
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
Epic. Best tfln ever
that's halarious!! lmao!
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
Oh my god your my hero
Haha! funny shit!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
I have never been prouder of my area code.
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
I actually laughed
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
hahaha this is hilarious!
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
Fucking classic hahahaha
That. Is. AWESOME!
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
It's the circle of life
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
Funniest shit ever.
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
Rofl! But hell no
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
I just shit my pants- twice
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
favorite one!! hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
yo thats tight!
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
hilarious... all i can say.
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
I need to try this.
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
Hahaha u fail
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
most amazing one on this site.
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
Classic. Nuff said
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
Officially the best thing ever said.
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
Hahhahaha , amazing!
That is beyond amazing.
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
The best text ever
This is my fave... Ever :D
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
Omg this is hilarious!!!
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
ftw for the win u r god
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Made of win. =D
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
I can't stop laughing!
How is this not the beat text ever
i wish i was this amazing
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
This is hilarious!
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
It's the circle of life.
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
My new goal in life!
Talk about being high and drunk
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
Simba remember who u are my son
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
Oh my god.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
I lol'd hard
That's fucking gross!
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
This must be from dicksney land
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
I did this once and it was so epic
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Best one EVER!
This is Hilarious
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Dude that's fuckin epic!
has this done.
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
I want her life.
This man deserves a knighthood
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
Best TFLN ever.
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
I love this!
Haahaha this is great
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
I would marry the man that would do this.
Hahahahahahaha best ever
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
You are my hero
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
totally my new hero
Best one ever lmao
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
Now in 3D lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
I want to give you money
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
I tryed this got smacked
Hilarious as fuck!
Disney would be proud
hahahahahah oh hell
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
Thats effed up
Hope that happens to me someday
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
this is the best.
H E R O
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
this wins !!
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
i've done that before!
I find this very very funny.
I just regained the ability to breath.
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
That's just friggin fantastic!
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
I would kinda find that weird haha
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
Thats fuckin awesome
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
By far the funniest
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
haha haha haha
Oh god lmao. Priceless
and i m doing web designing
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
Gotta do this some time
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
Someone do this to me. Please.
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
Dzerzhinskttdftxft touch txt text suffice
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......