and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
EPICC marry me please
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
ah lion king=] mufasa...
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
I seriously just pissed myself.
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
Me next! 5612140330
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
fuckin great.....i love it....
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
Lmfao this made my day
hahahahahaha i loveit!
ive done this before fuckin epic
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
Best tfln ever. For serious
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
I am king baby I am king.
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
I just peed omg soo funny
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
Best post ever posted.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
chicks love it when you do that!!!
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
this is nothing short of brilliant.
omg that fuckin amazing!
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
I heard this story from my friend before ...
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
Fucken love this !!!!!!
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
this MADE my fucking day!
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
This text is amazing!
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
i just started crying from that.
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
fake or not, i love you
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
Funniest shit I have ever read...
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
I just peed a lil LMFAO
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
Maddddddddd props lmao
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
O my god rolling on the floor
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
I'll do it to u :)
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
i want my man to do that haha!!
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
beeest one for sure.
I may have just died of laughter
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
this is priceless.
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
This is clearly fake.
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
This should be number 1 hands down
This is the man I would marry.
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
Made my day
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
im deff gettin the shirt
thats a great idea i am going to do that
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
That is so fantastic.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
nice move man!
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
this is pretty much teh epic.
I just want you to know you are my hero
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
lmao this is great(:
That is soooo epically great!!!!
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
How could you? I would die laughing.
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
Simbaaa remember who you are!
fucking great! hahahaha
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
This is the best one.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
Wow this is my new screensaver
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
Hahaha ha what the shit
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
It's the circle of life
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
Best of all time for sure.
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
Hillarious def top one
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
So much win
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
This should win some sort of award.
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
This is my life story...
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
Fucking amazing hahahaha
This is THE BEST text of all time
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
I think this is my favorite text on here.
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
Personal favorite, for sure.
I've done this before!!
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
You sir, are a legend.
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
I now have a new life goal
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
Effing hilariousss !!
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
i love the lion king <3
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
LMAO! now that's funny!
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
That's awsomely epic
Omg that's so fucking funny
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
ahh you just ga
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
filthy. enough said.
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
no ownage for life YESS!!!
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
Idk why, but I laughed
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
I don't get it
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
amazing. just amazing
lmaooooo! too funny
Baha! Thts hilarious!
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
You are an asset to the world.
that. is. awesome.
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
ohmygod - dying of laughter
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
yeah, this was a super-good one.
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
Made my fucking day
Best post ever. Ever.
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
That would be amazing.
Fucking great gotta love it
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
Hahaha that is great!!!
That has to be the best thing in the world
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
I could not stop laughing. Great.
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
Hakuna matata bitches
you sir, are my hero lmao
I. Will. Do. This
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
Hahaha that's great
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
hahaha bro youre a winner
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
Funniest thing I've everr read
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
Seriously? I wanna do this.
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
That was pretty cool
Haha that's awesome
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
This is soooooo funny!
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
This is the best thing I've ever heard
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
that's halarious!! lmao!
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
Haha that fuckin funny
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
I would like to meet some of these people
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
ahaha this is so great
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Lolol atta boy
Epic. Best tfln ever
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
Haha! funny shit!
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
Woke up everyone for this
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
That is fucking hysterical
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
Omfg that's hilarious
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
yup number one text hands down
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
Oh my god your my hero
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
I actually laughed
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
hilarious... all i can say.
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
I need to try this.
That. Is. AWESOME!
It's the circle of life
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
favorite one!! hahaha
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
I have never been prouder of my area code.
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
yo thats tight!
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
ftw for the win u r god
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
I just shit my pants- twice
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Funniest shit ever.
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
hahaha this is hilarious!
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Officially the best thing ever said.
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
Fucking classic hahahaha
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
This is Hilarious
Rofl! But hell no
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
That's fucking gross!
I would marry the man that would do this.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
Omg this is hilarious!!!
Classic. Nuff said
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
The best text ever
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
Talk about being high and drunk
Hahhahaha , amazing!
Best TFLN ever.
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
Oh my god.
That is beyond amazing.
This is my fave... Ever :D
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
i wish i was this amazing
Hahaha u fail
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
Made of win. =D
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
It's the circle of life.
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
This is hilarious!
I did this once and it was so epic
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
most amazing one on this site.
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
How is this not the beat text ever
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
I lol'd hard
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Now in 3D lol
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
Dude that's fuckin epic!
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
totally my new hero
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
Disney would be proud
Thats effed up
I love this!
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
This must be from dicksney land
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
I want her life.
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Haahaha this is great
I can't stop laughing!
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
Hahahahahahaha best ever
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Simba remember who u are my son
Hope that happens to me someday
I want to give you money
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
hahahahahah oh hell
has this done.
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
That's just friggin fantastic!
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
Best one EVER!
This man deserves a knighthood
i've done that before!
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
My new goal in life!
Hilarious as fuck!
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
I tryed this got smacked
I just regained the ability to breath.
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
I would kinda find that weird haha
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
You are my hero
this wins !!
Best one ever lmao
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
H E R O
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
I find this very very funny.
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
Thats fuckin awesome
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Oh god lmao. Priceless
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
this is the best.
haha haha haha
and i m doing web designing
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Someone do this to me. Please.
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
Gotta do this some time
By far the funniest
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
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