and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
EPICC marry me please
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
ah lion king=] mufasa...
I seriously just pissed myself.
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Me next! 5612140330
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
fuckin great.....i love it....
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
ive done this before fuckin epic
hahahahahaha i loveit!
Lmfao this made my day
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
Best tfln ever. For serious
I am king baby I am king.
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
I just peed omg soo funny
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
chicks love it when you do that!!!
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
Best post ever posted.
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
omg that fuckin amazing!
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
this is nothing short of brilliant.
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
I heard this story from my friend before ...
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
Fucken love this !!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
this MADE my fucking day!
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
This text is amazing!
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
fake or not, i love you
i just started crying from that.
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
Funniest shit I have ever read...
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
I just peed a lil LMFAO
O my god rolling on the floor
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
Maddddddddd props lmao
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
I'll do it to u :)
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
I may have just died of laughter
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
i want my man to do that haha!!
beeest one for sure.
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
This is clearly fake.
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
this is priceless.
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
Made my day
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
This should be number 1 hands down
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
This is the man I would marry.
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
That is so fantastic.
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
this is pretty much teh epic.
I just want you to know you are my hero
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
im deff gettin the shirt
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
nice move man!
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
lmao this is great(:
That is soooo epically great!!!!
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
How could you? I would die laughing.
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
Simbaaa remember who you are!
Wow this is my new screensaver
fucking great! hahahaha
Hahaha ha what the shit
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
This is the best one.
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
It's the circle of life
Best of all time for sure.
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Hillarious def top one
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
So much win
This is my life story...
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
This is THE BEST text of all time
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
This should win some sort of award.
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
Fucking amazing hahahaha
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
Personal favorite, for sure.
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
I've done this before!!
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
I think this is my favorite text on here.
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
I now have a new life goal
i love the lion king <3
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
Effing hilariousss !!
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
You sir, are a legend.
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
LMAO! now that's funny!
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
That's awsomely epic
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
ahh you just ga
no ownage for life YESS!!!
Omg that's so fucking funny
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
filthy. enough said.
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
Idk why, but I laughed
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
I don't get it
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
amazing. just amazing
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
You are an asset to the world.
lmaooooo! too funny
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
that. is. awesome.
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
Baha! Thts hilarious!
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
yeah, this was a super-good one.
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
Made my fucking day
ohmygod - dying of laughter
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
Fucking great gotta love it
Best post ever. Ever.
Hahaha that is great!!!
That would be amazing.
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
Hakuna matata bitches
I could not stop laughing. Great.
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
you sir, are my hero lmao
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
That has to be the best thing in the world
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
Hahaha that's great
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
I. Will. Do. This
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
hahaha bro youre a winner
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
Seriously? I wanna do this.
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
Funniest thing I've everr read
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
That was pretty cool
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
This is soooooo funny!
Haha that's awesome
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
Haha that fuckin funny
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
This is the best thing I've ever heard
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
that's halarious!! lmao!
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
I would like to meet some of these people
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
ahaha this is so great
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Epic. Best tfln ever
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
Lolol atta boy
Haha! funny shit!
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
Woke up everyone for this
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
That is fucking hysterical
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
hilarious... all i can say.
Omfg that's hilarious
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
yup number one text hands down
I actually laughed
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
Oh my god your my hero
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
That. Is. AWESOME!
It's the circle of life
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
I need to try this.
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
yo thats tight!
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
favorite one!! hahaha
I have never been prouder of my area code.
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
I just shit my pants- twice
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
ftw for the win u r god
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
Funniest shit ever.
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
This is Hilarious
hahaha this is hilarious!
Officially the best thing ever said.
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
Fucking classic hahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
Rofl! But hell no
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
Fucking love it :D!!!!
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
That's fucking gross!
I would marry the man that would do this.
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Omg this is hilarious!!!
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
The best text ever
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
Hahaha u fail
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Classic. Nuff said
That is beyond amazing.
Made of win. =D
This is my fave... Ever :D
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
Best TFLN ever.
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
Talk about being high and drunk
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
i wish i was this amazing
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
This is hilarious!
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
Oh my god.
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
I did this once and it was so epic
Hahhahaha , amazing!
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
It's the circle of life.
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
I lol'd hard
Now in 3D lol
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
most amazing one on this site.
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
Dude that's fuckin epic!
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
How is this not the beat text ever
totally my new hero
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
I love this!
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
Disney would be proud
Thats effed up
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
This must be from dicksney land
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
I can't stop laughing!
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
I want her life.
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
Hahahahahahaha best ever
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
Haahaha this is great
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
hahahahahah oh hell
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Simba remember who u are my son
That's just friggin fantastic!
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
has this done.
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
I want to give you money
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
Best one EVER!
i've done that before!
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
Hope that happens to me someday
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
This man deserves a knighthood
My new goal in life!
Hilarious as fuck!
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
I tryed this got smacked
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
I would kinda find that weird haha
I just regained the ability to breath.
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
You are my hero
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
Best one ever lmao
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
H E R O
this wins !!
I find this very very funny.
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
Thats fuckin awesome
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Oh god lmao. Priceless
this is the best.
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
haha haha haha
and i m doing web designing
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Someone do this to me. Please.
Gotta do this some time
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
By far the funniest
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
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