and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
EPICC marry me please
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
ah lion king=] mufasa...
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
I seriously just pissed myself.
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
Me next! 5612140330
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
fuckin great.....i love it....
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
Lmfao this made my day
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
hahahahahaha i loveit!
Best tfln ever. For serious
ive done this before fuckin epic
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
I am king baby I am king.
I just peed omg soo funny
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
Best post ever posted.
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
chicks love it when you do that!!!
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
omg that fuckin amazing!
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
this is nothing short of brilliant.
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
Fucken love this !!!!!!
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
I heard this story from my friend before ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
i just started crying from that.
This text is amazing!
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
this MADE my fucking day!
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
fake or not, i love you
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
Funniest shit I have ever read...
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
I just peed a lil LMFAO
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
Maddddddddd props lmao
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
O my god rolling on the floor
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
I'll do it to u :)
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
i want my man to do that haha!!
I may have just died of laughter
beeest one for sure.
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
this is priceless.
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
This is clearly fake.
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
This is the man I would marry.
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
Made my day
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
This should be number 1 hands down
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
im deff gettin the shirt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
That is so fantastic.
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
nice move man!
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
I just want you to know you are my hero
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
this is pretty much teh epic.
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
lmao this is great(:
That is soooo epically great!!!!
Simbaaa remember who you are!
How could you? I would die laughing.
This is the best one.
fucking great! hahahaha
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
Wow this is my new screensaver
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
Hahaha ha what the shit
It's the circle of life
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
Best of all time for sure.
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
Hillarious def top one
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
So much win
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
This should win some sort of award.
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
Fucking amazing hahahaha
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
This is THE BEST text of all time
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
This is my life story...
my area code! 519 represent! :)
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
Personal favorite, for sure.
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
I think this is my favorite text on here.
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
I've done this before!!
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
You sir, are a legend.
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
Effing hilariousss !!
I now have a new life goal
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
i love the lion king <3
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
LMAO! now that's funny!
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
Omg that's so fucking funny
filthy. enough said.
That's awsomely epic
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
ahh you just ga
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
no ownage for life YESS!!!
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
Idk why, but I laughed
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
I don't get it
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
amazing. just amazing
lmaooooo! too funny
Baha! Thts hilarious!
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
that. is. awesome.
You are an asset to the world.
ohmygod - dying of laughter
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
Made my fucking day
Best post ever. Ever.
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
yeah, this was a super-good one.
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
That would be amazing.
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
Hahaha that is great!!!
Fucking great gotta love it
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
you sir, are my hero lmao
I could not stop laughing. Great.
I. Will. Do. This
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
That has to be the best thing in the world
Hakuna matata bitches
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
hahaha bro youre a winner
Hahaha that's great
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
Funniest thing I've everr read
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
Seriously? I wanna do this.
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
Haha that's awesome
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
That was pretty cool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
This is soooooo funny!
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
This is the best thing I've ever heard
that's halarious!! lmao!
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
I would like to meet some of these people
Haha that fuckin funny
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
ahaha this is so great
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Lolol atta boy
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
Haha! funny shit!
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
Epic. Best tfln ever
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
Woke up everyone for this
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
That is fucking hysterical
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Omfg that's hilarious
yup number one text hands down
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
I actually laughed
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
Oh my god your my hero
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
hilarious... all i can say.
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
It's the circle of life
favorite one!! hahaha
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
I need to try this.
That. Is. AWESOME!
I have never been prouder of my area code.
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
yo thats tight!
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
ftw for the win u r god
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
I just shit my pants- twice
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
Funniest shit ever.
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
hahaha this is hilarious!
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
Officially the best thing ever said.
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Fucking classic hahahaha
Rofl! But hell no
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
I would marry the man that would do this.
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
This is Hilarious
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
That's fucking gross!
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
Classic. Nuff said
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Best TFLN ever.
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
The best text ever
Hahhahaha , amazing!
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
Omg this is hilarious!!!
This is my fave... Ever :D
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
Talk about being high and drunk
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
Oh my god.
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
i wish i was this amazing
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
That is beyond amazing.
Hahaha u fail
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
This is hilarious!
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
It's the circle of life.
Made of win. =D
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
I did this once and it was so epic
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
most amazing one on this site.
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
How is this not the beat text ever
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
I lol'd hard
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Now in 3D lol
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
Dude that's fuckin epic!
Disney would be proud
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
Thats effed up
totally my new hero
I love this!
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
This must be from dicksney land
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Haahaha this is great
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
I can't stop laughing!
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
Simba remember who u are my son
Hahahahahahaha best ever
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
I want her life.
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Hope that happens to me someday
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
I want to give you money
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
hahahahahah oh hell
has this done.
Best one EVER!
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
i've done that before!
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
This man deserves a knighthood
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
That's just friggin fantastic!
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
My new goal in life!
Hilarious as fuck!
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
I tryed this got smacked
I just regained the ability to breath.
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
I would kinda find that weird haha
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
this wins !!
You are my hero
Best one ever lmao
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
I find this very very funny.
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
H E R O
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
Thats fuckin awesome
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Oh god lmao. Priceless
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
this is the best.
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
and i m doing web designing
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
haha haha haha
Someone do this to me. Please.
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Gotta do this some time
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
By far the funniest
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
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