and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
EPICC marry me please
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
LMAO! im so doing this
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
I seriously just pissed myself.
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
ah lion king=] mufasa...
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
Lmfao this made my day
fuckin great.....i love it....
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Me next! 5612140330
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
chicks love it when you do that!!!
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
hahahahahaha i loveit!
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
ive done this before fuckin epic
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
Fucken love this !!!!!!
this is nothing short of brilliant.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
I just peed omg soo funny
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
Best post ever posted.
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
Best tfln ever. For serious
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
I am king baby I am king.
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
I heard this story from my friend before ...
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
this MADE my fucking day!
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
omg that fuckin amazing!
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
This text is amazing!
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
Funniest shit I have ever read...
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
I just peed a lil LMFAO
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
I'll do it to u :)
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
fake or not, i love you
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
this is priceless.
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
O my god rolling on the floor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
Maddddddddd props lmao
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
This should be number 1 hands down
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
i want my man to do that haha!!
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
i just started crying from that.
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
im deff gettin the shirt
fucking great! hahahaha
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
This is the man I would marry.
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
beeest one for sure.
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
This is clearly fake.
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
this is pretty much teh epic.
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
This is the best one.
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
Wow this is my new screensaver
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
Simbaaa remember who you are!
That is soooo epically great!!!!
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
How could you? I would die laughing.
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Hahaha ha what the shit
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
lmao this is great(:
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
I just want you to know you are my hero
Made my day
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
This is THE BEST text of all time
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
It's the circle of life
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Fucking amazing hahahaha
nice move man!
That is so fantastic.
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
Best of all time for sure.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
This should win some sort of award.
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
So much win
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
Hillarious def top one
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
I may have just died of laughter
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
Effing hilariousss !!
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
no ownage for life YESS!!!
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
You sir, are a legend.
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
Personal favorite, for sure.
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
LMAO! now that's funny!
i love the lion king <3
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
That's awsomely epic
I've done this before!!
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
I think this is my favorite text on here.
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
Omg that's so fucking funny
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
that. is. awesome.
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
Best post ever. Ever.
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
This is my life story...
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
I don't get it
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
I now have a new life goal
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
lmaooooo! too funny
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
amazing. just amazing
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
Hahaha that is great!!!
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
You are an asset to the world.
ohmygod - dying of laughter
Idk why, but I laughed
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
filthy. enough said.
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
Fucking great gotta love it
Hahaha that's great
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
you sir, are my hero lmao
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
yeah, this was a super-good one.
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
Funniest thing I've everr read
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
ahh you just ga
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
Baha! Thts hilarious!
That has to be the best thing in the world
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
That would be amazing.
hahaha bro youre a winner
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
Made my fucking day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
Seriously? I wanna do this.
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
I could not stop laughing. Great.
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
This is soooooo funny!
This is the best thing I've ever heard
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
Hakuna matata bitches
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
That was pretty cool
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
yup number one text hands down
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
Haha that's awesome
I. Will. Do. This
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
That is fucking hysterical
I would like to meet some of these people
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
Woke up everyone for this
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
ahaha this is so great
Lolol atta boy
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
Omfg that's hilarious
Epic. Best tfln ever
that's halarious!! lmao!
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
Haha that fuckin funny
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
Oh my god your my hero
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
Haha! funny shit!
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
It's the circle of life
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
I actually laughed
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
I have never been prouder of my area code.
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
That. Is. AWESOME!
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
hahaha this is hilarious!
Fucking classic hahahaha
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
I just shit my pants- twice
That is beyond amazing.
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
favorite one!! hahaha
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
hilarious... all i can say.
I need to try this.
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
Funniest shit ever.
yo thats tight!
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Hahaha u fail
Rofl! But hell no
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
ftw for the win u r god
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
Classic. Nuff said
Officially the best thing ever said.
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
most amazing one on this site.
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
Made of win. =D
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
This is my fave... Ever :D
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
Omg this is hilarious!!!
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
The best text ever
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
Hahhahaha , amazing!
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
How is this not the beat text ever
i wish i was this amazing
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
Talk about being high and drunk
It's the circle of life.
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
This is hilarious!
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
I lol'd hard
Oh my god.
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
I can't stop laughing!
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
That's fucking gross!
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
Simba remember who u are my son
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
This must be from dicksney land
My new goal in life!
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Dude that's fuckin epic!
I would marry the man that would do this.
I did this once and it was so epic
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
has this done.
This is Hilarious
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
I love this!
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
Best TFLN ever.
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
This man deserves a knighthood
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
Now in 3D lol
I want her life.
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Best one EVER!
Haahaha this is great
Best one ever lmao
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
totally my new hero
You are my hero
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
Hahahahahahaha best ever
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Disney would be proud
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
Hope that happens to me someday
I tryed this got smacked
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
I want to give you money
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Hilarious as fuck!
hahahahahah oh hell
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
That's just friggin fantastic!
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
Thats effed up
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
I just regained the ability to breath.
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
H E R O
i've done that before!
this is the best.
this wins !!
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
I find this very very funny.
I would kinda find that weird haha
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
Thats fuckin awesome
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Oh god lmao. Priceless
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
haha haha haha
By far the funniest
and i m doing web designing
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
Gotta do this some time
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Someone do this to me. Please.
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
Dzerzhinskttdftxft touch txt text suffice
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......