and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
EPICC marry me please
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
omg that fuckin amazing!
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
Me next! 5612140330
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
ah lion king=] mufasa...
I seriously just pissed myself.
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
hahahahahaha i loveit!
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
fuckin great.....i love it....
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
Lmfao this made my day
ive done this before fuckin epic
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
I am king baby I am king.
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
chicks love it when you do that!!!
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
I just peed omg soo funny
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
Best tfln ever. For serious
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
Best post ever posted.
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
this is nothing short of brilliant.
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
Fucking amazing hahahaha
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
I heard this story from my friend before ...
Fucken love this !!!!!!
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
this MADE my fucking day!
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
Funniest shit I have ever read...
This text is amazing!
fake or not, i love you
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
i just started crying from that.
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
I just peed a lil LMFAO
O my god rolling on the floor
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
Maddddddddd props lmao
I may have just died of laughter
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
This is clearly fake.
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
beeest one for sure.
Made my day
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
i want my man to do that haha!!
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
I'll do it to u :)
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
this is priceless.
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
That is so fantastic.
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
I just want you to know you are my hero
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
That is soooo epically great!!!!
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
This should be number 1 hands down
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
This is the man I would marry.
lmao this is great(:
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
nice move man!
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
Simbaaa remember who you are!
This is my life story...
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Hahaha ha what the shit
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
It's the circle of life
im deff gettin the shirt
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
This is the best one.
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
How could you? I would die laughing.
So much win
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
this is pretty much teh epic.
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
Best of all time for sure.
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
Hillarious def top one
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
fucking great! hahahaha
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
Personal favorite, for sure.
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
This is THE BEST text of all time
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
This should win some sort of award.
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
Wow this is my new screensaver
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
Haha that fuckin funny
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
I think this is my favorite text on here.
i love the lion king <3
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
You sir, are a legend.
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
I now have a new life goal
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
Effing hilariousss !!
ahh you just ga
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
LMAO! now that's funny!
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
I've done this before!!
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
Idk why, but I laughed
That's awsomely epic
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
no ownage for life YESS!!!
Omg that's so fucking funny
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
filthy. enough said.
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
I don't get it
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
amazing. just amazing
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
lmaooooo! too funny
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
You are an asset to the world.
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
Made my fucking day
that. is. awesome.
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Baha! Thts hilarious!
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
ohmygod - dying of laughter
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
yeah, this was a super-good one.
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
Best post ever. Ever.
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
Fucking great gotta love it
That would be amazing.
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
Hahaha that is great!!!
I could not stop laughing. Great.
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
Hakuna matata bitches
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
That has to be the best thing in the world
you sir, are my hero lmao
I. Will. Do. This
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
Hahaha that's great
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
hahaha bro youre a winner
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
most amazing one on this site.
Seriously? I wanna do this.
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
Funniest thing I've everr read
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
This is soooooo funny!
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
That was pretty cool
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
This is hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
Haha that's awesome
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
that's halarious!! lmao!
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
This is the best thing I've ever heard
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
I would like to meet some of these people
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
ahaha this is so great
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Epic. Best tfln ever
Woke up everyone for this
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
Lolol atta boy
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
Haha! funny shit!
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Omfg that's hilarious
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
That. Is. AWESOME!
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
hilarious... all i can say.
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
I actually laughed
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
Oh my god your my hero
yup number one text hands down
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
It's the circle of life
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
That is fucking hysterical
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
I need to try this.
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
favorite one!! hahaha
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
I have never been prouder of my area code.
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
yo thats tight!
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
I just shit my pants- twice
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
Best TFLN ever.
ftw for the win u r god
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
Funniest shit ever.
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
That's fucking gross!
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
hahaha this is hilarious!
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Fucking classic hahahaha
This is Hilarious
Officially the best thing ever said.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
Rofl! But hell no
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
Fucking love it :D!!!!
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
Hahaha u fail
I would marry the man that would do this.
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
Omg this is hilarious!!!
That is beyond amazing.
The best text ever
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
This is my fave... Ever :D
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Classic. Nuff said
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
Made of win. =D
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
i wish i was this amazing
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
Talk about being high and drunk
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
Oh my god.
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
I did this once and it was so epic
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
Hahhahaha , amazing!
It's the circle of life.
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
Now in 3D lol
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
Dude that's fuckin epic!
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
I lol'd hard
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
totally my new hero
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
I love this!
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Disney would be proud
Thats effed up
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
This must be from dicksney land
How is this not the beat text ever
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Haahaha this is great
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
I want her life.
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
I can't stop laughing!
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
I want to give you money
That's just friggin fantastic!
Simba remember who u are my son
hahahahahah oh hell
Hahahahahahaha best ever
has this done.
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
Hope that happens to me someday
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
i've done that before!
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
This man deserves a knighthood
I tryed this got smacked
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
My new goal in life!
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
Oh god lmao. Priceless
I would kinda find that weird haha
Hilarious as fuck!
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
I just regained the ability to breath.
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
You are my hero
Best one ever lmao
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
this wins !!
H E R O
Thats fuckin awesome
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
I find this very very funny.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
this is the best.
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
and i m doing web designing
haha haha haha
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
Gotta do this some time
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
Someone do this to me. Please.
By far the funniest
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
Best one EVER!
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
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