and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
EPICC marry me please
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
I seriously just pissed myself.
ah lion king=] mufasa...
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
Me next! 5612140330
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
fuckin great.....i love it....
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
Lmfao this made my day
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
ive done this before fuckin epic
hahahahahaha i loveit!
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
I just peed omg soo funny
chicks love it when you do that!!!
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
I am king baby I am king.
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
Best tfln ever. For serious
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
Best post ever posted.
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
this is nothing short of brilliant.
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
I heard this story from my friend before ...
Fucken love this !!!!!!
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
omg that fuckin amazing!
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
This text is amazing!
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
this MADE my fucking day!
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
Funniest shit I have ever read...
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
i just started crying from that.
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
fake or not, i love you
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
Maddddddddd props lmao
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
I just peed a lil LMFAO
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
I'll do it to u :)
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
O my god rolling on the floor
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
this is priceless.
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
This should be number 1 hands down
i want my man to do that haha!!
This is clearly fake.
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
beeest one for sure.
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
This is the man I would marry.
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
Made my day
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
im deff gettin the shirt
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
thats a great idea i am going to do that
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
fucking great! hahahaha
this is pretty much teh epic.
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
How could you? I would die laughing.
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
I may have just died of laughter
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
That is soooo epically great!!!!
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
I just want you to know you are my hero
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
nice move man!
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
Simbaaa remember who you are!
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
This is the best one.
Hahaha ha what the shit
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
Wow this is my new screensaver
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
That is so fantastic.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
lmao this is great(:
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
Best of all time for sure.
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Hillarious def top one
It's the circle of life
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
This is THE BEST text of all time
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
This should win some sort of award.
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
So much win
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
my area code! 519 represent! :)
Fucking amazing hahahaha
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
Personal favorite, for sure.
This is my life story...
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
Effing hilariousss !!
You sir, are a legend.
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
LMAO! now that's funny!
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
I think this is my favorite text on here.
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
I've done this before!!
I now have a new life goal
i love the lion king <3
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
I don't get it
Omg that's so fucking funny
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
no ownage for life YESS!!!
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
That's awsomely epic
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
ahh you just ga
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
Idk why, but I laughed
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
Best post ever. Ever.
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
that. is. awesome.
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
lmaooooo! too funny
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
filthy. enough said.
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
ohmygod - dying of laughter
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
Fucking great gotta love it
amazing. just amazing
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
Baha! Thts hilarious!
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
yeah, this was a super-good one.
Made my fucking day
You are an asset to the world.
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
Hahaha that is great!!!
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
I could not stop laughing. Great.
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
you sir, are my hero lmao
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
I. Will. Do. This
Hahaha that's great
Hakuna matata bitches
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
That would be amazing.
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
That has to be the best thing in the world
Funniest thing I've everr read
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
hahaha bro youre a winner
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
Seriously? I wanna do this.
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
That was pretty cool
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
This is the best thing I've ever heard
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
This is soooooo funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
that's halarious!! lmao!
Haha that fuckin funny
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
I would like to meet some of these people
Haha that's awesome
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
yup number one text hands down
Lolol atta boy
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
ahaha this is so great
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
Woke up everyone for this
Epic. Best tfln ever
I actually laughed
That is fucking hysterical
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
Omfg that's hilarious
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
I have never been prouder of my area code.
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
Oh my god your my hero
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
Haha! funny shit!
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
It's the circle of life
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
That. Is. AWESOME!
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
yo thats tight!
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
I need to try this.
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
favorite one!! hahaha
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
hilarious... all i can say.
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
ftw for the win u r god
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Fucking classic hahahaha
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
Funniest shit ever.
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
hahaha this is hilarious!
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
I just shit my pants- twice
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
Officially the best thing ever said.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
Rofl! But hell no
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
This is my fave... Ever :D
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
Hahaha u fail
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
That is beyond amazing.
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
Classic. Nuff said
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
I would marry the man that would do this.
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
The best text ever
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
Talk about being high and drunk
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
Omg this is hilarious!!!
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
This is hilarious!
It's the circle of life.
Made of win. =D
most amazing one on this site.
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
Hahhahaha , amazing!
Oh my god.
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
That's fucking gross!
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
Best TFLN ever.
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
I lol'd hard
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
i wish i was this amazing
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
This is Hilarious
I did this once and it was so epic
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
How is this not the beat text ever
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
Disney would be proud
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
This must be from dicksney land
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Now in 3D lol
Thats effed up
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
I love this!
I can't stop laughing!
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
totally my new hero
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
has this done.
I want her life.
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Simba remember who u are my son
Haahaha this is great
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
My new goal in life!
Dude that's fuckin epic!
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
Hahahahahahaha best ever
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
I want to give you money
Hope that happens to me someday
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
This man deserves a knighthood
That's just friggin fantastic!
Best one EVER!
hahahahahah oh hell
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
Hilarious as fuck!
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
Best one ever lmao
i've done that before!
You are my hero
I just regained the ability to breath.
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
I tryed this got smacked
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
I would kinda find that weird haha
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
I find this very very funny.
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
H E R O
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
Thats fuckin awesome
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
this wins !!
Oh god lmao. Priceless
haha haha haha
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
this is the best.
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
and i m doing web designing
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
Gotta do this some time
Someone do this to me. Please.
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
By far the funniest
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
Dzerzhinskttdftxft touch txt text suffice