and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
EPICC marry me please
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
I seriously just pissed myself.
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
ah lion king=] mufasa...
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
Me next! 5612140330
fuckin great.....i love it....
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Lmfao this made my day
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
ive done this before fuckin epic
hahahahahaha i loveit!
I just peed omg soo funny
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
I am king baby I am king.
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
Best tfln ever. For serious
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
Best post ever posted.
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
chicks love it when you do that!!!
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
this is nothing short of brilliant.
omg that fuckin amazing!
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
Fucken love this !!!!!!
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
I heard this story from my friend before ...
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
This text is amazing!
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
this MADE my fucking day!
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
i just started crying from that.
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
Funniest shit I have ever read...
fake or not, i love you
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
I just peed a lil LMFAO
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
Maddddddddd props lmao
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
O my god rolling on the floor
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
I'll do it to u :)
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
this is priceless.
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
i want my man to do that haha!!
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
This should be number 1 hands down
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
beeest one for sure.
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
This is clearly fake.
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
This is the man I would marry.
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
Made my day
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
im deff gettin the shirt
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
I may have just died of laughter
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
I just want you to know you are my hero
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
this is pretty much teh epic.
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
nice move man!
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
fucking great! hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
That is so fantastic.
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
How could you? I would die laughing.
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
This is the best one.
Simbaaa remember who you are!
That is soooo epically great!!!!
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
Hahaha ha what the shit
Wow this is my new screensaver
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
lmao this is great(:
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Hillarious def top one
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
It's the circle of life
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Best of all time for sure.
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
So much win
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
This should win some sort of award.
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
This is THE BEST text of all time
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
Fucking amazing hahahaha
This is my life story...
Personal favorite, for sure.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
I think this is my favorite text on here.
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
You sir, are a legend.
Effing hilariousss !!
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
LMAO! now that's funny!
I've done this before!!
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
I now have a new life goal
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
i love the lion king <3
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
ahh you just ga
That's awsomely epic
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
Omg that's so fucking funny
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
I don't get it
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
filthy. enough said.
no ownage for life YESS!!!
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
lmaooooo! too funny
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
Idk why, but I laughed
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
Best post ever. Ever.
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
ohmygod - dying of laughter
amazing. just amazing
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
Baha! Thts hilarious!
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
Made my fucking day
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
that. is. awesome.
yeah, this was a super-good one.
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
You are an asset to the world.
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
Fucking great gotta love it
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
I. Will. Do. This
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
I could not stop laughing. Great.
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
Hahaha that is great!!!
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
That would be amazing.
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
That has to be the best thing in the world
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
you sir, are my hero lmao
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
Hahaha that's great
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
Hakuna matata bitches
Funniest thing I've everr read
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
hahaha bro youre a winner
Seriously? I wanna do this.
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
That was pretty cool
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
Haha that's awesome
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
This is the best thing I've ever heard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
that's halarious!! lmao!
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
I would like to meet some of these people
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
This is soooooo funny!
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
Haha that fuckin funny
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
Lolol atta boy
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
ahaha this is so great
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Epic. Best tfln ever
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
yup number one text hands down
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
Woke up everyone for this
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
Haha! funny shit!
Omfg that's hilarious
I actually laughed
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
That is fucking hysterical
Oh my god your my hero
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
I have never been prouder of my area code.
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
It's the circle of life
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
That. Is. AWESOME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
I need to try this.
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
yo thats tight!
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
favorite one!! hahaha
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
hilarious... all i can say.
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
ftw for the win u r god
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
I just shit my pants- twice
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
Officially the best thing ever said.
Funniest shit ever.
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
hahaha this is hilarious!
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
Fucking classic hahahaha
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
Rofl! But hell no
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
I would marry the man that would do this.
Classic. Nuff said
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
This is my fave... Ever :D
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
That is beyond amazing.
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
Talk about being high and drunk
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
Hahaha u fail
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
It's the circle of life.
Best TFLN ever.
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Omg this is hilarious!!!
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
Oh my god.
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
The best text ever
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Made of win. =D
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
Hahhahaha , amazing!
This is Hilarious
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
That's fucking gross!
This is hilarious!
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
i wish i was this amazing
most amazing one on this site.
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
I did this once and it was so epic
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
How is this not the beat text ever
I lol'd hard
Disney would be proud
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
Now in 3D lol
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
This must be from dicksney land
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
I love this!
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
Thats effed up
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
totally my new hero
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Dude that's fuckin epic!
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
I can't stop laughing!
has this done.
I want her life.
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Hahahahahahaha best ever
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Haahaha this is great
This man deserves a knighthood
hahahahahah oh hell
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
Hope that happens to me someday
I want to give you money
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
Simba remember who u are my son
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
My new goal in life!
That's just friggin fantastic!
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
Best one EVER!
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
i've done that before!
I tryed this got smacked
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
Hilarious as fuck!
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
I just regained the ability to breath.
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
You are my hero
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
Best one ever lmao
I would kinda find that weird haha
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
I find this very very funny.
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Thats fuckin awesome
H E R O
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
this wins !!
Oh god lmao. Priceless
haha haha haha
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
this is the best.
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
and i m doing web designing
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Gotta do this some time
Someone do this to me. Please.
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
By far the funniest
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
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