and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
EPICC marry me please
LMAO! im so doing this
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
I seriously just pissed myself.
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
ah lion king=] mufasa...
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
fuckin great.....i love it....
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
Lmfao this made my day
Me next! 5612140330
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
chicks love it when you do that!!!
hahahahahaha i loveit!
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
ive done this before fuckin epic
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
this is nothing short of brilliant.
I just peed omg soo funny
Fucken love this !!!!!!
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
Best post ever posted.
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
Best tfln ever. For serious
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
I heard this story from my friend before ...
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
I am king baby I am king.
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
omg that fuckin amazing!
this MADE my fucking day!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
This text is amazing!
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
Funniest shit I have ever read...
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
i just started crying from that.
fake or not, i love you
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
I just peed a lil LMFAO
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
I'll do it to u :)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
O my god rolling on the floor
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
this is priceless.
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
Maddddddddd props lmao
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
This should be number 1 hands down
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
i want my man to do that haha!!
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
This is clearly fake.
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
im deff gettin the shirt
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
fucking great! hahahaha
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
beeest one for sure.
This is the man I would marry.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
thats a great idea i am going to do that
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
How could you? I would die laughing.
Wow this is my new screensaver
this is pretty much teh epic.
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
Made my day
This is the best one.
Simbaaa remember who you are!
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
That is soooo epically great!!!!
I just want you to know you are my hero
Hahaha ha what the shit
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
lmao this is great(:
I may have just died of laughter
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
That is so fantastic.
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
This is THE BEST text of all time
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
nice move man!
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
It's the circle of life
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
Best of all time for sure.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
Fucking amazing hahahaha
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
This should win some sort of award.
Hillarious def top one
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
So much win
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
Effing hilariousss !!
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
I don't get it
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
I think this is my favorite text on here.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
i love the lion king <3
no ownage for life YESS!!!
Personal favorite, for sure.
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
LMAO! now that's funny!
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
This is my life story...
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
I now have a new life goal
I've done this before!!
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
You sir, are a legend.
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
Omg that's so fucking funny
that. is. awesome.
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
That's awsomely epic
ohmygod - dying of laughter
Best post ever. Ever.
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
Hahaha that is great!!!
ahh you just ga
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
lmaooooo! too funny
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
amazing. just amazing
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
You are an asset to the world.
filthy. enough said.
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
Fucking great gotta love it
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
Baha! Thts hilarious!
Idk why, but I laughed
Hahaha that's great
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
Made my fucking day
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
yeah, this was a super-good one.
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
I could not stop laughing. Great.
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
you sir, are my hero lmao
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
Funniest thing I've everr read
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
That has to be the best thing in the world
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
hahaha bro youre a winner
Hakuna matata bitches
That would be amazing.
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
Seriously? I wanna do this.
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
I. Will. Do. This
That was pretty cool
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
This is the best thing I've ever heard
This is soooooo funny!
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
yup number one text hands down
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
that's halarious!! lmao!
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
I would like to meet some of these people
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
Haha that fuckin funny
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Haha that's awesome
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
That is fucking hysterical
Woke up everyone for this
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Lolol atta boy
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
ahaha this is so great
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
It's the circle of life
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
I actually laughed
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
Epic. Best tfln ever
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
Omfg that's hilarious
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
Oh my god your my hero
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
Haha! funny shit!
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
Fucking love it :D!!!!
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
That. Is. AWESOME!
I have never been prouder of my area code.
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
hahaha this is hilarious!
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
Fucking classic hahahaha
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
I need to try this.
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
ftw for the win u r god
yo thats tight!
That is beyond amazing.
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
favorite one!! hahaha
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
hilarious... all i can say.
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
I just shit my pants- twice
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
Hahaha u fail
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
Funniest shit ever.
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
most amazing one on this site.
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
This is my fave... Ever :D
Rofl! But hell no
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
Classic. Nuff said
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
Officially the best thing ever said.
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
Omg this is hilarious!!!
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
Made of win. =D
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
I would marry the man that would do this.
The best text ever
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
i wish i was this amazing
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
How is this not the beat text ever
Hahhahaha , amazing!
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
Talk about being high and drunk
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
It's the circle of life.
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
This is hilarious!
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
I lol'd hard
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
That's fucking gross!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
Oh my god.
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
This must be from dicksney land
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
I can't stop laughing!
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
Disney would be proud
Dude that's fuckin epic!
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
My new goal in life!
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Now in 3D lol
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
I did this once and it was so epic
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
Simba remember who u are my son
Thats effed up
has this done.
This is Hilarious
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
I love this!
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
Best TFLN ever.
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
I want her life.
Haahaha this is great
Best one ever lmao
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Best one EVER!
totally my new hero
You are my hero
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Hahahahahahaha best ever
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
This man deserves a knighthood
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
I want to give you money
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
That's just friggin fantastic!
hahahahahah oh hell
Hope that happens to me someday
Hilarious as fuck!
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
I tryed this got smacked
I find this very very funny.
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
I just regained the ability to breath.
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
i've done that before!
H E R O
this wins !!
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
I would kinda find that weird haha
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
this is the best.
Thats fuckin awesome
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
Oh god lmao. Priceless
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
haha haha haha
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
and i m doing web designing
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
By far the funniest
Gotta do this some time
Someone do this to me. Please.
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
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