and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.
same i would look like wtf and crack up
i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...
lol i wish i had a girl like you :3
seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.
hahaha I'll do it
i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!
Someone do that to me.
my number is 516-656....
yeah let me give you my number
LMFAO you are pathetic.
I'll do it
I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...
i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...
that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch
its not awesome.. did u get punched?
this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.
doesn't that make him the baboon?
Hahaha. Good call
too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!
AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please
seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me.
id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.
lol, very nice.
you had better wipe off your face first..
STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus
HAHAHAHAHA i love it!
hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile
EPICC marry me please
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
LMAO! im so doing this
what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style
does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD
this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.
ah lion king=] mufasa...
HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it
I seriously just pissed myself.
Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.
i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me
I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!
That's great...besides the whole having cum on you
Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.
i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.
if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man
Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!
Me next! 5612140330
THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)
Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny
Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.
Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before.
If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!
fuckin great.....i love it....
Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight.
I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt
Lmfao this made my day
way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!
hahahahahaha i loveit!
I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!
ive done this before fuckin epic
i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work
Best tfln ever. For serious
This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.
I just peed omg soo funny
I am king baby I am king.
i literally rolled on the floor.:D
AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!
Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.
Best post ever posted.
i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.
All time favorite TFLN!!!!!
The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious
I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive!
I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.
chicks love it when you do that!!!
Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.
Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.
omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!
So funny! 519!! KW eh!
YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.
Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah
that is hysterical!!!
slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!
This is the funniest thing i have ever read
That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary
Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.
omg that fuckin amazing!
This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!
this is nothing short of brilliant.
omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
GOOD WORK MAN
GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy
omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!
This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic
Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you
Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing
after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"
To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa
Fucken love this !!!!!!
Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha
Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?
I heard this story from my friend before ...
That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!
Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that?
just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice?
XD that guy is a genius.
Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?
Amazing.... Go web go!!!
HAHAHAHA. I call drunk
hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!
This text is amazing!
I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.
I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.
even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.
That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?
this MADE my fucking day!
i just started crying from that.
OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!
Ahh. that is ammazing.
That made me almost pee myself!
OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!
This has to be the funniest thing i ever read
fake or not, i love you
BV is terrible
Just puttin that out there
Funniest shit I have ever read...
give this guy my number hahaha this made my life
Literally the best tfln I've ever read.
i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.
I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99
For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero
I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props
PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...
i nearly cried when i read this.
i wish i was that much of a dumbass.
I just peed a lil LMFAO
Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.
mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.
That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE
That is the greatest thing I had ever read
holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to meet a girl like this.
Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!
I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.
it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me
Maddddddddd props lmao
O my god rolling on the floor
I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day
There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:
this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!
It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!
AHAHAH fucking lolz.
That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...
Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.
Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.
I'll do it to u :)
This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.
I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.
pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!
my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night
hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P
Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha
Hilarious. This one made me lol.
Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!
Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!
i want my man to do that haha!!
this is priceless.
we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao
beeest one for sure.
I busted a nut laughing at this :))
Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...
I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!
The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3
I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.
yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!
Funniest tfln I have ever seen.
Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh
Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.
That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!
this would be from my area code hahah.
funniest thing everr!
Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!
I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell
Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
I'm going to do that next time I get blown.
just shot milk out of my nose on this one
Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard
This should be number 1 hands down
I just read this and accidentally peed a little.
I may have just died of laughter
HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life
This is the man I would marry.
haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls
Made my day
I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!
This is clearly fake.
Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg
I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen
omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.
Funnyiest . Text . Ever
I literally just watched the lion king on ice.
is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?
can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?
I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.
AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...
That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!
omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn
I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)
I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal
im deff gettin the shirt
I laughed really loud in class thanx to this
best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.
While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"
thats a great idea i am going to do that
Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex
That is so fantastic.
I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.
Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.
this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs
nice move man!
Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D
this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg
My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.
loooondon ontario, awyeeee
Huuuum.... Story on QDB...
Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.
I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less
This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!
Hahahaha. Fucking epic.
I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING
OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.
I just want you to know you are my hero
Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...
this is pretty much teh epic.
How could you? I would die laughing.
this is the only one that has made me literally lol.
This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!
fucking great! hahahaha
lmao this is great(:
That is soooo epically great!!!!
This is the best one.
Simbaaa remember who you are!
Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!
I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.
4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.
I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha
Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious
Wow this is my new screensaver
I would be perfectly content with this happening to me.
i laughed like its going out of style.
I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing
I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.
I'm in love.
Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.
Omfg I can't stop laughing.
Hahaha ha what the shit
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing.
... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too.
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!
hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math
this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!
It's the circle of life
Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u
Hillarious def top one
Best of all time for sure.
This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!
hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.
HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!
holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with
Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...
maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)
Best TFLN ever
You don't even know
this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..
fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.
Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing
Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!
Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.
So much win
That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo
today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today
This should win some sort of award.
In soviet russia cum draws line on you
LmmfO this is my FAVORITE
That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.
Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.
Fucking amazing hahahaha
thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.
my area code! 519 represent! :)
This is THE BEST text of all time
so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king
I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!
I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.
ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!
This is my life story...
bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.
someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.
This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.
I think this is my favorite text on here.
oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
That's by far the funnist thing ever
I've done this before!!
Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!
Personal favorite, for sure.
Ahahaha fuck that's funny!
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
You sir, are a legend.
I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.
Effing hilariousss !!
I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!
I now have a new life goal
Haha. I just laughed out loud....
I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.
i love the lion king <3
NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY
this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures.
im planning to do it to my bf for cracks.
thank you simba man.
omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!
funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha
I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P
my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that
LMAO! now that's funny!
Omg that's so fucking funny
Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king
by far the best thing i have ever seen!
That's awsomely epic
filthy. enough said.
Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious
ahh you just ga
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER
no ownage for life YESS!!!
Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read
Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
12:23: take some enrish ressons prease..
2:42: EPIC FAIL
Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it
I totaly agree 8:58! Haha
Omg that's the best one I've ever read!
I don't get it
Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED.
Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before.
Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!
Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!
Freaking hilarious! Hahaha
Idk why, but I laughed
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)
if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with
This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"
11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all
lmaooooo! too funny
This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.
First one that's made me LOL in so long!!
amazing. just amazing
Baha! Thts hilarious!
Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.
hahahaha, my all time favorite!!
ohmygod - dying of laughter
Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.
You are an asset to the world.
So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.
that. is. awesome.
First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD
I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!
Best post ever. Ever.
Made my fucking day
By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!
lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha
yeah, this was a super-good one.
Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month
at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"
I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read
Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah
I. Will. Do. This
I laughed out loud on this one!!!!
Fucking great gotta love it
That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>
That would be amazing.
I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!
Hahaha that is great!!!
this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!
8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.
omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!
Hakuna matata bitches
you sir, are my hero lmao
That has to be the best thing in the world
This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious
I could not stop laughing. Great.
Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..
That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...
ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D
hahaha bro youre a winner
Laughed so hard I cried!!!
Hahaha that's great
LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba..
GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!
I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!
And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!
I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!
i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks
Ahaha oh my god I think I love you
Funniest thing I've everr read
Amazing <3 hahahaaha
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit
Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.
I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.
This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.
It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...
i call fake. but funny than a bitch!
Seriously? I wanna do this.
Wouldn't of done it better myself.
that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)"
made me laugh though :') x
BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time
This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend
For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel
Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha
That was pretty cool
hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING
hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.
Haha that's awesome
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol
This is soooooo funny!
I seriously couldnt stop laughing
I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.
funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero
HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.
Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.
This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever
AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing
This is the best thing I've ever heard
Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at
I would like to meet some of these people
that's halarious!! lmao!
this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)
Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.
Haha that fuckin funny
I don't care if this is fake... This is funny
Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol
Bahah someone is nostalgic !
I just died laughing. I love you. So much.
Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead
I would marry any man that did this to me :)
Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha
Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing
This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard
ahaha this is so great
you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?
Lolol atta boy
I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.
that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.
Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up
This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!
not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.
Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha
Haha! funny shit!
Woke up everyone for this
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Epic. Best tfln ever
I want to add this to favorite 700 times
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.
The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.
Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3
yup number one text hands down
Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol
This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.
There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now
That is fucking hysterical
This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.
how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read
You are fucking awesome lmao!!!
Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.
Omfg that's hilarious
Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba
I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!
Oh my god your my hero
I actually laughed
I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week
Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!
I know the person who sent that...
And it made my life...
ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!
Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE.
Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?"
Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair.
T H A N K Y O U!
I need to try this.
Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol
Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.
Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome
Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha
THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!
favorite one!! hahaha
10:20 has too much time on their hands.
this is too, too funny.
Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!
That. Is. AWESOME!
It's the circle of life
I have never been prouder of my area code.
In soviet russia, cum draws on you!
hilarious... all i can say.
most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this
LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!
my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight
Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)
FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL
yo thats tight!
I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO
He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!
Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.
Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then
Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time
HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing
only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.
My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!
After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...
I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.
LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!
OMG i would have killed you...LMAO
@pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?
I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.
does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick
omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this
On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit
I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!
Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome
My girlfriend is so getting it next time
This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.
Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.
ftw for the win u r god
This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!
I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!
Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!
I just shit my pants- twice
Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..
That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.
Funniest shit ever.
I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!
This is FUCKIN awesome!!!
FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol
Holy shit. Hahahahaha
I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.
I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up
Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok
I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!
Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)
I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol
Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa
My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...
Fucking love it :D!!!!
hahaha this is hilarious!
im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!
LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!
This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.
Officially the best thing ever said.
That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha
Rofl! But hell no
OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!
519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.
Fucking classic hahahaha
This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)
Get the fuck outta here are you serious
I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard
This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.
This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!
Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.
I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha
This is Hilarious
I would marry the man that would do this.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say
That's fucking gross!
HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this
Hahahahahha oh my goodness!
i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail
try to make her laugh
This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1
LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.
Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!
Classic. Nuff said
Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD
this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at
Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X
Best TFLN ever.
The best text ever
that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard
I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!
This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.
I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:
Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33
I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.
Hahhahaha , amazing!
Omg this is hilarious!!!
This is my fave... Ever :D
awesome, never laughed so hard in my life
Oh my god.
i wish i was this amazing
That is beyond amazing.
Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!
Talk about being high and drunk
I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!
It's the circle of life.
Made of win. =D
Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.
Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!
Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!
Hahaha u fail
Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha
i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.
Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?
Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!
I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol
This is hilarious!
I did this once and it was so epic
Someone do that to me! Lmao<3
That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.
That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!
i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too.
Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda
Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol
most amazing one on this site.
Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::
This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.
I lol'd hard
and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.
How is this not the beat text ever
I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...
Now in 3D lol
Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!
totally my new hero
Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?
Dude that's fuckin epic!
Disney would be proud
My girlfriend laughed when I did this
Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this
this quote is my cover pic on facebook
Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol
Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos
I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.
Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!
I love this!
Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.
Thats effed up
is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?
Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!
Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious
This must be from dicksney land
Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!
rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.
Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...
Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.
Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)
Haahaha this is great
Hahahahahahaha best ever
I want her life.
I can't stop laughing!
You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa
Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that
I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing
Haha brilliant gross but brilliant
No has commeted on this your my new hero guy
Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!
Lol that was pretty funny lol haha
Hope that happens to me someday
I want to give you money
LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?
hahahahahah oh hell
BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com
Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.
has this done.
This man deserves a knighthood
i've done that before!
I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.
Simba remember who u are my son
I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.
Best one EVER!
My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell
Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.
That's just friggin fantastic!
Laughed so hard I peed alittle!
Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.
Hilarious as fuck!
Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.
My new goal in life!
if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife
I just regained the ability to breath.
Ew. That's not okay. :o/
lmfao I'd die laughing on floor
I would kinda find that weird haha
I tryed this got smacked
This one made me laugh pretty hard 👍😂
I swear to god my ex bf did this to me
There are no words to describe how epic this is.
cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.
Lmfaoooo. Dead *
Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.
this wins !!
Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you
You are my hero
Best one ever lmao
I find this very very funny.
hello i m Gagandeep Singh
Omg..that's some funny shit!!!
H E R O
hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!
Thats fuckin awesome
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?
Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.
Oh god lmao. Priceless
this is the best.
I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.
Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!
Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!
haha haha haha
and i m doing web designing
Someone do this to me. Please.
Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!
Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole
Gotta do this some time
This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.
By far the funniest
this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......
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