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  • 909 couldn't have said it better. Buncha pussy college kids here.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 13, 12 at 10:20pm
  • Just drink all the time. No clocks needed to know when to start. Stop when your liver screams.

    Submitted by kevxster on May 14, 12 at 5:36pm
  • Have the bottle next to the alarm clock.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 13, 12 at 7:50pm
  • I think that's why it says COLLEGE and not AA.

    Submitted by HippyChick on May 14, 12 at 3:19am
  • True alcoholics have an internal clock that ticks like the atomic clock at NORAD. Man up light weight and have that drink for breakfast, pussy.

    Submitted by 909Berdoo on May 13, 12 at 10:03pm
    • that's what op means. set alarm for 8am class=alcohol for breakfast. anyway, go easy on him. that internal clock will kick in in no time.

      Submitted by BarryDingle on May 13, 12 at 10:50pm
  • I thought that was called "first day on campus"

    Submitted by Linetrash on May 13, 12 at 4:24pm
  • I had to set an alarm to stop drinking... there was never any confusion about when to start.

    Submitted by holliepop on May 14, 12 at 11:47am
  • hangover is people who stop drinking!

    Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 12:22am