College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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909 couldn't have said it better. Buncha pussy college kids here.
Have the bottle next to the alarm clock.
Just drink all the time. No clocks needed to know when to start. Stop when your liver screams.
I think that's why it says COLLEGE and not AA.
True alcoholics have an internal clock that ticks like the atomic clock at NORAD. Man up light weight and have that drink for breakfast, pussy.
that's what op means. set alarm for 8am class=alcohol for breakfast. anyway, go easy on him. that internal clock will kick in in no time.
I thought that was called "first day on campus"
I had to set an alarm to stop drinking... there was never any confusion about when to start.
hangover is people who stop drinking!