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  • 63 59
    Submitted by 909Berdoo on May 13, 12 at 10:03pm

    True alcoholics have an internal clock that ticks like the atomic clock at NORAD. Man up light weight and have that drink for breakfast, pussy.

    • 46 70
      Submitted by BarryDingle on May 13, 12 at 10:50pm

      that's what op means. set alarm for 8am class=alcohol for breakfast. anyway, go easy on him. that internal clock will kick in in no time.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 13, 12 at 7:50pm

    Have the bottle next to the alarm clock.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by HippyChick on May 14, 12 at 3:19am

    I think that's why it says COLLEGE and not AA.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by kevxster on May 14, 12 at 5:36pm

    Just drink all the time. No clocks needed to know when to start. Stop when your liver screams.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by holliepop on May 14, 12 at 11:47am

    I had to set an alarm to stop drinking... there was never any confusion about when to start.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Linetrash on May 13, 12 at 4:24pm

    I thought that was called "first day on campus"

  • 62 81
    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 13, 12 at 10:20pm

    909 couldn't have said it better. Buncha pussy college kids here.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 12:22am

    hangover is people who stop drinking!