Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.