Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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thats only friend you ever need
"newfound" alcoholism just means you're drinking more than you ever did before. actual alcoholism slowly sneaks up on you.
I think I know who this is..brett?
vodka NO friends!