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  • Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 14, 11 at 1:17pm

    I don't think he's into you, Honey...Or he doesn't like the way you put it down.

  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 3:46pm

    This guy must be the OP that watched Lion King... Explains a lot.

  • Submitted by djskillzmusic on Dec 14, 11 at 1:17pm

    You're probably horrible and he didnt want to have to deal with it

  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 14, 11 at 2:00pm

    Blow... Not chew, hunny.

  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Dec 14, 11 at 4:46pm

    He'd rather watch The Lion King.

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 14, 11 at 2:26pm

    Didn't want you to taste someone else's spit...

  • Submitted by porksword on Dec 14, 11 at 2:40pm

    He didn't want you to taste where he'd been.

  • Submitted by shaveydavey on Dec 14, 11 at 1:40pm

    Yep you must suck at sucking :/

  • Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 14, 11 at 1:40pm

    Idc how tired I am if a girl wants it I'm up for it

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    Submitted by artjunkie78 on Dec 14, 11 at 2:49pm

    Some guys are like that. Not me, but there are a few.

  • Submitted by CaptSquirrelnuts on Dec 14, 11 at 3:08pm

    You sound fat.

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      Submitted by reeln on Dec 14, 11 at 6:17pm

      fat ones suck the best. they are always hungry

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        Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 15, 11 at 1:24am

        Thumbs up to this one

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 15, 11 at 10:13am

    Some people are just too bad at it to bother. If you disagree, then you just haven't had many blowjobs. When it's bad you have to work hard to get it to feel good enough.

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 12:27am

    The truth is he left his man card at the bar.

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 15, 11 at 2:43am

    Hahahahaha captain squirrelnuts. Classic

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    Submitted by kittyluckedout on Dec 16, 11 at 1:39pm

    All these comments made me laugh XD

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 15, 11 at 1:39am

    I suppose he ran out of bags...

  • Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 14, 11 at 3:50pm

    He is a homo that's why! A girl offers to give you a blowjob you take it! That's in the guy code! Blows from every girl Lmao!

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    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 21, 11 at 3:02am

    I'm calling this one either a homo or you REALLY suck at head…

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 14, 11 at 9:07pm

    Simba!!!

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    Submitted by pinkythebrain29 on Dec 15, 11 at 7:38pm

    if he tell you that, youre doing something wrong. head is not a complicated skill.

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    Submitted by devil_pup on Dec 15, 11 at 1:34am

    Maybe you're just bad at it. I know a girl so bad at them that after a half hour I told her to hold on a sec, got there myself and had her catch my bust. Some girls are just bad.