On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Bullshit. I call bullshit on this.
and once the hot water runs out, I will need a hero
Whatever. For fuck's sake you wrote a GD short story while, apparently, you were to fucked to walk and was one click from blowing chunks.
Tappinass, please use correct english when pointing out that someone may not actually be telling the truth, it's 'too fucked up to...' thank you
Maybe they're not drunk, just have a bad hangover. That's what it sounds like to me.
I call bullshit your obv a drama queen.
Even I can't text like this when I'm not sober. I also call bullshit.
Hmmmmmm, motionless AND shivering? I think we have a conflict of interests here.
It honestly sounds like heroin withdrawal, not over dramatic bullshit