Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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