We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Did you mount the condom on the wall too?
Take me to the river......
I love relationships where things like this can turn into humor!
the bumper sticker in this case is irrelevant. saying "we" lost a condom inside me is true love at its finest.
You should have seen the one that got away.
What is worst when you fish for a condom inside you? When you find two condoms of different sizes.
Just to be safe, you should have used a ciat hanger. Two birds with one stone.
If u can't fit into a magnum condom their is no use trying.
True love is that whore being on the pill so you won't need a condom! Unless her herpes are flaring up, which they probably are.
Nah it can happen to anyone especially if she's really tight and you're a little flaccid on the way out. post-orgasm a woman is usually clenching those muscles anyway
Reverse cowgirl is like the hamburgler of condoms