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  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:12am

    This guy shouldn't mind if you eat the cookie. Who wants to shag a skeletal bitch? Not me. Girls should have nice curves without being overweight

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:34pm

    OMG this is so me! i have never worked out so much in my life until I met the skinny mr wonderful! hahah

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:59pm

    Chances are he'd sleep with you either way. Guys are mostly pathetic. I'm a guy.

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:46pm

    Meg from Family Guy? lmfao jk jk

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:29pm

    yeah one time I had a mean crush on this girl senior year and I wanted to get pussy so I started working out hardcore for her pool party. sadly i never got that pussy, but i been workin out ever since and it paid dividends with other hot chicks.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:59pm

    Really, if the guy's that shallow he's probably a douche... Most likely from Ashburn.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:53am

    MY LIFE. one cookie is never one cookie. one cookie is... "just one". and "just one more". and "last one". and "NOMNOMNOM EAT THE WHOLE BAG".

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:14pm

    You're so right, sex is the best way to stay motivated lol

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:17pm

    Sex > Cookie. I'm a chick.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:32pm

    4:28 --- cookies are the gateway diet breaker. haven't you ever read the lays challenge slash slogan??? "betcha can't eat just one." because i CAN'T!! same goes for cookies.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:44am

    well... at least you've found motivation. Pathetic motivation that won't last, but..

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:35am

    Haha, it would be a good diet if I could actually have the self control to follow through with choosing the sex over the cookie.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:41am

    fuck the fuck out of you. one cookie will not make you blow up. eat the goddamned cookie and then go get laid. or vice versa.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:34pm

    not gunna lie, getting laid is def worth not eating junk food for.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:59pm

    I hope this is the girl I am dating. stay skinny. no cookies.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:40am

    I'm glad women care how they look. Besides will power and diet are healthy. Even if he doesn't sleep with you, you'll live a longer more fulfilling life.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:33pm

    yeah cookies will get yeah. thos fuckin chips ahoy

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:29pm

    Or... you could have some self respect and self control. Eat the cookie, and then work it off. But if he's being that much of an asshole to you- ditch him.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:56pm

    eat the cookie while you are getting laid--you'll feel like you are working it off and you get the best of both worlds :)

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:52pm

    4:57 - Bet you're ugly with small tits. I wouldn't know anything about that. Thank God for good genes.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:01pm

    This girl will go down as the dumbest bitch I have ever thought about existing. FUCK YOU

  • 34 34
    Submitted by countrygurl on Jul 17, 10 at 9:27pm

    hed prolly fuck u anyway .

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:57pm

    4:32 -- I've never had to diet, so I guess I wouldn't know. Thank god for good genes.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:59pm

    yep, lost 19lbs on that diet!

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:50am

    5:52 is kinda my hero.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:50pm

    5:52- thank you for putting that bitch in her place.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:12am

    asdfghjkl;' so im not the only one who gets too excited for real nutrition?

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:58pm

    amen 5:56 & crushes = best diet ever

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:33pm

    4:39...really? Deluding is definitely a word...it means like, to deceive or mislead. Though, I think 4:28 is an idiot for saying it...the OP obviously means the desire to get laid keeps her from eating sweets and junk food period...not just one cookie randomly...

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:43pm

    hahaha thats the same with me. if there is a chance of getting laid later in the day, i won't eat bad foods. it works out well

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:27pm

    kind of sad, tbh..................

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:40am

    you can have the cookie and get laid it will burn the calories off!! :D

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:03am

    Maybe we should all discuss in depth if fat girls are attractive or not. And if we're going to do that, we should probably all just repeat the same things over and over and just get really pissed at each other. Yeah. good plan.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:32pm

    im the same way! fuck the cookies, and get laid while covered in chocolate syrup and whip cream :)

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:31pm

    go away 6:01 5:59 you are too funny. Thanks for the best response to any question today.

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:28pm

    If you think one cookie is the difference between you being fat and being thin, you're deluding yourself.

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:45pm

    That's good point...