Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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OMG this is so me! i have never worked out so much in my life until I met the skinny mr wonderful! hahah
not gunna lie, getting laid is def worth not eating junk food for.
This guy shouldn't mind if you eat the cookie. Who wants to shag a skeletal bitch? Not me. Girls should have nice curves without being overweight
Really, if the guy's that shallow he's probably a douche... Most likely from Ashburn.
I hope this is the girl I am dating. stay skinny. no cookies.
yeah one time I had a mean crush on this girl senior year and I wanted to get pussy so I started working out hardcore for her pool party. sadly i never got that pussy, but i been workin out ever since and it paid dividends with other hot chicks.
yeah cookies will get yeah. thos fuckin chips ahoy
I'm glad women care how they look. Besides will power and diet are healthy. Even if he doesn't sleep with you, you'll live a longer more fulfilling life.
You're so right, sex is the best way to stay motivated lol
4:28 --- cookies are the gateway diet breaker. haven't you ever read the lays challenge slash slogan??? "betcha can't eat just one." because i CAN'T!! same goes for cookies.
& crushes = best diet ever
Meg from Family Guy? lmfao jk jk
4:32 -- I've never had to diet, so I guess I wouldn't know. Thank god for good genes.
Haha, it would be a good diet if I could actually have the self control to follow through with choosing the sex over the cookie.
fuck the fuck out of you. one cookie will not make you blow up. eat the goddamned cookie and then go get laid. or vice versa.
Chances are he'd sleep with you either way. Guys are mostly pathetic.
I'm a guy.
MY LIFE. one cookie is never one cookie. one cookie is... "just one". and "just one more". and "last one". and "NOMNOMNOM EAT THE WHOLE BAG".
well... at least you've found motivation. Pathetic motivation that won't last, but..
Maybe we should all discuss in depth if fat girls are attractive or not. And if we're going to do that, we should probably all just repeat the same things over and over and just get really pissed at each other. Yeah. good plan.
asdfghjkl;' so im not the only one who gets too excited for real nutrition?
Sex > Cookie. I'm a chick.
hahaha thats the same with me. if there is a chance of getting laid later in the day, i won't eat bad foods. it works out well
yep, lost 19lbs on that diet!
you can have the cookie and get laid it will burn the calories off!! :D
eat the cookie while you are getting laid--you'll feel like you are working it off and you get the best of both worlds :)
4:57 - Bet you're ugly with small tits. I wouldn't know anything about that. Thank God for good genes.
5:52 is kinda my hero.
5:52- thank you for putting that bitch in her place.
4:39...really? Deluding is definitely a word...it means like, to deceive or mislead. Though, I think 4:28 is an idiot for saying it...the OP obviously means the desire to get laid keeps her from eating sweets and junk food period...not just one cookie randomly...
If you think one cookie is the difference between you being fat and being thin, you're deluding yourself.
This girl will go down as the dumbest bitch I have ever thought about existing. FUCK YOU
hed prolly fuck u anyway .
Or... you could have some self respect and self control. Eat the cookie, and then work it off. But if he's being that much of an asshole to you- ditch him.
kind of sad, tbh..................
That's good point...
im the same way! fuck the cookies, and get laid while covered in chocolate syrup and whip cream :)
go away 6:01
5:59 you are too funny. Thanks for the best response to any question today.