If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Now a days anal is no big deal
...so I posted it on TFLN.
"Why a spoon?" "Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more."
"Why a spoon, Uncle; why not a knife or an axe?"\nLove that movie!
Makes me wonder what this secret is o.0 ??
This is the most twisted thing I've heard *applauds*
And that's where I draw the line when it comes to sleeping with crazy chicks
Bonus points for word choice
My! That's a vivid picture!
So, posting on Facebook is okay???
So what your trying to say is that its no big deal?
(( slow clap )) so eloquent....sheer poetry, Sistah!
hahaha robinhood prince of thieves for the win!! nicely done
If OP told anyone personally, your balls are toast.
Capisce*. Violent AND can't spell? Sounds like a keeper!
Whoa sounds like she's done this before....! Danger...
Dude, don't screw her over...she'll obviously f*ck you up for life!
run my friend run, i know your dog is hungry, and when she finds out you told me she wont hesitate,,,,,,RUN
That's why girls shouldn't go slumming.
Yo puede cortar tus cajones offe y me perro comelos. "Im gonna cut your balls of and my dog will eat them"
I think it was an ass to mouth thing.