One time when I was giving my boyfriend road head I finished and he pushed my head down, wouldn't let me up. When he did, I saw two cop cars ahead of us a ways. They had passed us while I was still in his lap. Oh, and before that some guy apparently saw the top of my bobbing head, did a double take and gave my boyfriend a thumbs up. Yay?
You don't get a ticket for giving/receiving road head. You get a ticket for reckless driving from not paying attention. Plus, sodomy is still illegal in Massachusetts. Another ticket for publicly being caught doing it!
4:58 there is nothing wrong with having an fwb if a guy has one it's no big deal but if a girl does she's a slut...no that's not fair why can't we have an fwb if we're a girl so 4:58 the people calling you a slut are some prude fucking bitches and i would want to hear this convo cuz i've always wondered what would happen if i got pulled over while giving road head haha
that's so cool and so bad in many ways. about to get a ticket (can you get arrested for that, hope not) and then could get into more trouble for texting/calling while driving and then again if the cop noticed the phone was one (or if the person on the other end didn't mute it and the cop heard laughing through the phone...). anyway, road head!
I swear mass police must know when im in the car with a girl. I have been "caught" in a park, behind a barn, behind a post office (bad choice), and even in the small ass beverly airport parking lot!
my g/f once acted like she was gonna give me road head and got my pants down and teased me a bit. we were driving through her neighborhood and when we stopped a couple blocks away from home at a stop sign, she jumped out of my truck. so i look like a perv when i pulled up to her parents house with my pants down and a raging hard-on
hey 731, there is that time frame where the cop is sitting in his car, checking the background on the car, license plate, etc...pull your head out from under the rock, you fuckin halfway retarded, cum guzzling, incest-loving chicken fucker
Why would anyone send the text first, then call? Why not simply call? Why put the phone on "speaker"? That doesn't make it easier for the person you're calling to hear what's happening on your end, it just let's you hear them without putting the phone to your ear.
I got road head on i80 going 85 and having truckers honk. Dangerous but oh so fun.... That and the time the Papa Johns delivery guy almost rearended another car watching us
7:39....there is PLENTY of time to text your friend after getting pulled over...after the cop takes your license and registration, they're at their car for usually at least 5 minutes. obviously you've never been pulled over before. or been cool enough to get road head
Dude, this is why I didnt want to give road head so scared of being caught, but when you are drunk that helps eliminate fears, would NEVER offer it up though with out suggestion, but its kinda fun, dangerous lol and good to use later as an you owe me one. ;) Hallarious would have loved to hear that phone call!
this is 4:58.. im not a slut.. i dated my best friend for a couple months then decided to just be fwb. he wasnt some random person. and we got caught by his parents because the just happened to pull up next to us at a red light. oops!
So many people bitching about the details ... do you like to spend your time surfing the web in search of things to whine about? Flashing lights = zipped up before you even get pulled over. Sit on side of road & text while cop running plates. Clean up punctuation & spelling a couple hours later when you're home & think to send this chit to TFLN. Now go troll elsewhere while some of us enjoy a good laugh over silly chit ( whether or not it's true ).
I told my boyfriend I would give him road head yesterday, but he kept saying no 'cause some of our friends were following in the car behind us. Luckily, it didn't happen 'cause we got pulled over for not having plates on the truck since we just bought it like an hour previous to getting pulled over.
Sodomy (pronounced /ˈsɒdəmi/) is a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal intercourse, oral intercourse, or bestiality.
It's not just anal.
He could've used t9, I'll bet I could type that fast if pulled over, BUT if I were a dude I would not be texting if I got pulled over whether it was speeding or that.
Is anyone else amazed with which said person receiving road head has time to pull the car over, pull his dick back in and text his friend and make the phone call?
try getting caught in a public parking lot walking home from the clubs......now THAT'S hilarious...the two of us just stood there drunker than hell, not saying a word and getting bitched out by 8 cops who caught the whole thing on tape.
well, more fake posts from this site. i hate these fake posts that didnt happen. how likely is it that this occured -that he thought to pull over, text his friend etc, AND THEN post it here? FAKE FAKE
giving road head is fun! especialy if u have no gag reflex n u swallow! ;) just remember good girls go to heaven bad girls go down :) wat one u think i am?
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