Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
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One time when I was giving my boyfriend road head I finished and he pushed my head down, wouldn't let me up. When he did, I saw two cop cars ahead of us a ways. They had passed us while I was still in his lap. Oh, and before that some guy apparently saw the top of my bobbing head, did a double take and gave my boyfriend a thumbs up. Yay?
= escaped a disaster + more head. MOTHA-FUKIN YAY.
i'm so sad that we don't get to hear the phone call... it would have been so awkwardly amazing.
I cannot even get my wife to give me head on a regular basis. And this guy gets it in the car, lucky fucker.
can you please post a recording of this call so the world can hear the hilarity that ensued?
License and registration, please.. and a napkin for the lady...
oh how I wish this was my friend!
Oh the things I would do to be on the other end of that phone.
i know this area code and think i may know this person...in a general sense. i laughed so hard i cried when i read this...omg...amazing
You don't get a ticket for giving/receiving road head. You get a ticket for reckless driving from not paying attention. Plus, sodomy is still illegal in Massachusetts. Another ticket for publicly being caught doing it!
Hey 1:28, I'm very well aware of what sodomy entails. Obviously, you don't. Maybe you should ask your mom. I taught her a thing or two last night.
Oh my god, I'd kill to have heard the conversation following this text. Hilarious! I'm always afraid of getting caught!
haha.. i love this. let me tell you from experience..it's akward at a red light =]
my biggest concern is they give tickets for this! dammit everything fun is illegal :/
4:58 there is nothing wrong with having an fwb if a guy has one it's no big deal but if a girl does she's a slut...no that's not fair why can't we have an fwb if we're a girl so 4:58 the people calling you a slut are some prude fucking bitches and i would want to hear this convo cuz i've always wondered what would happen if i got pulled over while giving road head haha
of course, hes a Masshole
haha 1:14... he would have had to find atleast 500 dollars to make that story interesting though
i want to know what happened...lmao.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RAGE ON THIS SITE, JESUS CHRIST?!?
Offer to be DD, she's more likely to think of it on her own when she's drunk.
that's so cool and so bad in many ways. about to get a ticket (can you get arrested for that, hope not) and then could get into more trouble for texting/calling while driving and then again if the cop noticed the phone was one (or if the person on the other end didn't mute it and the cop heard laughing through the phone...). anyway, road head!
uhh 12:10 do you know what sodomy is...?
Great. "Epic" is the new "random".
i need friends like 4:58 that randomly give their friends dome for their birthday
my g/f once acted like she was gonna give me road head and got my pants down and teased me a bit. we were driving through her neighborhood and when we stopped a couple blocks away from home at a stop sign, she jumped out of my truck. so i look like a perv when i pulled up to her parents house with my pants down and a raging hard-on
I swear mass police must know when im in the car with a girl. I have been "caught" in a park, behind a barn, behind a post office (bad choice), and even in the small ass beverly airport parking lot!
Why would anyone send the text first, then call? Why not simply call? Why put the phone on "speaker"? That doesn't make it easier for the person you're calling to hear what's happening on your end, it just let's you hear them without putting the phone to your ear.
hey 731, there is that time frame where the cop is sitting in his car, checking the background on the car, license plate, etc...pull your head out from under the rock, you fuckin halfway retarded, cum guzzling, incest-loving chicken fucker
Oh man Busted!......"sir could you..Finish up...and step out of the car please...."
although we arent supposed to throw out names, im calling this is matt lincoff... 978 number and getting road head.
so typical... NICE ONE.
@ 7:39 you're fuckingg retarded.
i just gave road head the other night...yes, i was drunk...but i had no idea you could get in trouble for shit like that!! right on man! sooo funny.
hahahaha we Massholes are extremely talented drivers ;)
lmfao id pay $100 bucks to hear that convo
I got road head on i80 going 85 and having truckers honk. Dangerous but oh so fun.... That and the time the Papa Johns delivery guy almost rearended another car watching us
i'm so sick of people saying these texts are fake. get a life! they're fucking funny
they give tickets for this?
7:39....there is PLENTY of time to text your friend after getting pulled over...after the cop takes your license and registration, they're at their car for usually at least 5 minutes. obviously you've never been pulled over before. or been cool enough to get road head
people can text while driving... obviously his hands were free...
128 fallatio is also a form of sodomy. Look up the definition.
Dude, this is why I didnt want to give road head so scared of being caught, but when you are drunk that helps eliminate fears, would NEVER offer it up though with out suggestion, but its kinda fun, dangerous lol and good to use later as an you owe me one. ;) Hallarious would have loved to hear that phone call!
Would the cop consider that a DUI? XD
Sure, I believe they got pulled over, then had time to send a typo-free message, including punctuation. Uhuh.
hahaha 4:38 1000X better
i would pay to hear that convo
hahahaha i was giving my best friend his bday bj in the form of road head.. and we got busted by his parents. hahahaha
what a masshole :D that's my area code, and its busy around here, impressive, sir, impressive!
i wanna fucking be your friend
lawl @ 830
this so is Massachusetts. my area code. given road dome at least 5 times hahaha
this is 4:58.. im not a slut.. i dated my best friend for a couple months then decided to just be fwb. he wasnt some random person. and we got caught by his parents because the just happened to pull up next to us at a red light. oops!
is it me or is road dome more popular in massachusetts?
i can't think of anyone in my group of friends that hasn't gotten it at least once
4:58 i need a bestfriend who gives me birthday bj's :(
I told my boyfriend I would give him road head yesterday, but he kept saying no 'cause some of our friends were following in the car behind us. Luckily, it didn't happen 'cause we got pulled over for not having plates on the truck since we just bought it like an hour previous to getting pulled over.
lol to the bobblehead lyrics
1:27 .. but you know him right?
you see why I would think it was him.
So many people bitching about the details ... do you like to spend your time surfing the web in search of things to whine about? Flashing lights = zipped up before you even get pulled over. Sit on side of road & text while cop running plates. Clean up punctuation & spelling a couple hours later when you're home & think to send this chit to TFLN. Now go troll elsewhere while some of us enjoy a good laugh over silly chit ( whether or not it's true ).
@4:01 They could if this wasn't pure BS.
So who gets the ticket him or her? lol
who cares what happened if it did or not these texts are funny if you can actually imagine this happening
4:58 whats ur name, we should be friends
Road head...that's why cruise control is so awesome!!!
@ 12:39....and then you found 5 dollars.
I would've loved to be the guy making that phone call
The person who submitted the text to this site probably cleaned up the punctuation. Classic text regardless!
Everyone who says epic likes to have weiner shoved into their mouth and another shoved in their ass. STFU with the epic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats so happened to me...FUCKING EPICLY HILARIOUS
8:07, I don't know, or care for that matter, which one you are. I do know you have terrible grammar, and you're horrible at spelling.
4:58 you are awesome!!! I need more girls like you in my life
i would have told him....officer, calm down, your next!! lmao
i need new friends, ones who would call me to hear that!
Sodomy (pronounced /ˈsɒdəmi/) is a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal intercourse, oral intercourse, or bestiality.
It's not just anal.
yeah 4:42....hes good
that's because you're married to a cold bitch.
8:30 -- E p i c .
He could've used t9, I'll bet I could type that fast if pulled over, BUT if I were a dude I would not be texting if I got pulled over whether it was speeding or that.
i would've looooved to hear that!
What if the cop was a chick? How much more amazing would the call have been?
1:28, do YOU? I believe its best defined as any sexual activity not intended to produce kids...
458 = best girl ever
@5:43 lol aww thanks :]
Is anyone else amazed with which said person receiving road head has time to pull the car over, pull his dick back in and text his friend and make the phone call?
I looooove giving road head, especially when the car has an open sun/moon roof. Truckers honk and that makes it even hotter.
@5:22 & 5:25.. lol trust me i am an excellent friend :]
Just needed a horny female cop willing to take the snowball, then meet up after her shift was over. Now THAT'S Porn, baby!
first you get her name, then you get her number, then you get some head in the front seat of a hummer
4:58 you want a ring on your finger? Cause I got one right here...
shut up 4:42 no one wants you here
three words....pure. fuckin. genius
i wish there was a button for REALLY good night. or best friend ever
world's greatest friend
this is 458.. @1:54.. im fat because i give a guy roadhead on his bday? seriously. that was just lame.
now thats a good friend.
i wish we got the follow up on what happened here... like do you get a ticket for that shit? either way id love to find out
458's fucked three ways towards the weekend
OMG - I wanna be this persons friend!!
ahhaaahah stay classy, massachusetts.
To bad u can't upload audio lol
try getting caught in a public parking lot walking home from the clubs......now THAT'S hilarious...the two of us just stood there drunker than hell, not saying a word and getting bitched out by 8 cops who caught the whole thing on tape.
I would fuckin pay to have heard that
true friendship is including your buddy on something like this (: ^WIN
well, more fake posts from this site. i hate these fake posts that didnt happen. how likely is it that this occured -that he thought to pull over, text his friend etc, AND THEN post it here? FAKE FAKE
4:58= desperate for attention.
giving road head is fun! especialy if u have no gag reflex n u swallow! ;) just remember good girls go to heaven bad girls go down :) wat one u think i am?
@ 4:58 can I b ur best friend too?
I'm talking about the first 7:39.
Wait a second 4:58 / 5:50
How did they catch you if you were giving him road head? Were they in the back seat? I'm so confused.
I really love this text. I would have loved to heard the phone call even more!
@4:38 sounds like the beginning of a pretty solid porn to me.