Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
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One time when I was giving my boyfriend road head I finished and he pushed my head down, wouldn't let me up. When he did, I saw two cop cars ahead of us a ways. They had passed us while I was still in his lap. Oh, and before that some guy apparently saw the top of my bobbing head, did a double take and gave my boyfriend a thumbs up. Yay?
= escaped a disaster + more head. MOTHA-FUKIN YAY.
i'm so sad that we don't get to hear the phone call... it would have been so awkwardly amazing.
Oh the things I would do to be on the other end of that phone.
I cannot even get my wife to give me head on a regular basis. And this guy gets it in the car, lucky fucker.
can you please post a recording of this call so the world can hear the hilarity that ensued?
oh how I wish this was my friend!
License and registration, please.. and a napkin for the lady...
Hey 1:28, I'm very well aware of what sodomy entails. Obviously, you don't. Maybe you should ask your mom. I taught her a thing or two last night.
4:58 there is nothing wrong with having an fwb if a guy has one it's no big deal but if a girl does she's a slut...no that's not fair why can't we have an fwb if we're a girl so 4:58 the people calling you a slut are some prude fucking bitches and i would want to hear this convo cuz i've always wondered what would happen if i got pulled over while giving road head haha
haha 1:14... he would have had to find atleast 500 dollars to make that story interesting though
i know this area code and think i may know this person...in a general sense. i laughed so hard i cried when i read this...omg...amazing
of course, hes a Masshole
haha.. i love this. let me tell you from experience..it's akward at a red light =]
Why would anyone send the text first, then call? Why not simply call? Why put the phone on "speaker"? That doesn't make it easier for the person you're calling to hear what's happening on your end, it just let's you hear them without putting the phone to your ear.
Offer to be DD, she's more likely to think of it on her own when she's drunk.
my biggest concern is they give tickets for this! dammit everything fun is illegal :/
Great. "Epic" is the new "random".
Oh my god, I'd kill to have heard the conversation following this text. Hilarious! I'm always afraid of getting caught!
Would the cop consider that a DUI? XD
I swear mass police must know when im in the car with a girl. I have been "caught" in a park, behind a barn, behind a post office (bad choice), and even in the small ass beverly airport parking lot!
that's so cool and so bad in many ways. about to get a ticket (can you get arrested for that, hope not) and then could get into more trouble for texting/calling while driving and then again if the cop noticed the phone was one (or if the person on the other end didn't mute it and the cop heard laughing through the phone...). anyway, road head!
uhh 12:10 do you know what sodomy is...?
hahahaha we Massholes are extremely talented drivers ;)
i want to know what happened...lmao.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RAGE ON THIS SITE, JESUS CHRIST?!?
You don't get a ticket for giving/receiving road head. You get a ticket for reckless driving from not paying attention. Plus, sodomy is still illegal in Massachusetts. Another ticket for publicly being caught doing it!
lmfao id pay $100 bucks to hear that convo
i need friends like 4:58 that randomly give their friends dome for their birthday
Oh man Busted!......"sir could you..Finish up...and step out of the car please...."
my g/f once acted like she was gonna give me road head and got my pants down and teased me a bit. we were driving through her neighborhood and when we stopped a couple blocks away from home at a stop sign, she jumped out of my truck. so i look like a perv when i pulled up to her parents house with my pants down and a raging hard-on
I got road head on i80 going 85 and having truckers honk. Dangerous but oh so fun.... That and the time the Papa Johns delivery guy almost rearended another car watching us
i'm so sick of people saying these texts are fake. get a life! they're fucking funny
hey 731, there is that time frame where the cop is sitting in his car, checking the background on the car, license plate, etc...pull your head out from under the rock, you fuckin halfway retarded, cum guzzling, incest-loving chicken fucker
they give tickets for this?
4:58 i need a bestfriend who gives me birthday bj's :(
i just gave road head the other night...yes, i was drunk...but i had no idea you could get in trouble for shit like that!! right on man! sooo funny.
Dude, this is why I didnt want to give road head so scared of being caught, but when you are drunk that helps eliminate fears, would NEVER offer it up though with out suggestion, but its kinda fun, dangerous lol and good to use later as an you owe me one. ;) Hallarious would have loved to hear that phone call!
Sure, I believe they got pulled over, then had time to send a typo-free message, including punctuation. Uhuh.
although we arent supposed to throw out names, im calling this is matt lincoff... 978 number and getting road head.
so typical... NICE ONE.
So many people bitching about the details ... do you like to spend your time surfing the web in search of things to whine about? Flashing lights = zipped up before you even get pulled over. Sit on side of road & text while cop running plates. Clean up punctuation & spelling a couple hours later when you're home & think to send this chit to TFLN. Now go troll elsewhere while some of us enjoy a good laugh over silly chit ( whether or not it's true ).
hahaha 4:38 1000X better
people can text while driving... obviously his hands were free...
is it me or is road dome more popular in massachusetts?
i can't think of anyone in my group of friends that hasn't gotten it at least once
@ 7:39 you're fuckingg retarded.
7:39....there is PLENTY of time to text your friend after getting pulled over...after the cop takes your license and registration, they're at their car for usually at least 5 minutes. obviously you've never been pulled over before. or been cool enough to get road head
hahahaha i was giving my best friend his bday bj in the form of road head.. and we got busted by his parents. hahahaha
1:27 .. but you know him right?
you see why I would think it was him.
So who gets the ticket him or her? lol
lol to the bobblehead lyrics
what a masshole :D that's my area code, and its busy around here, impressive, sir, impressive!
this is 4:58.. im not a slut.. i dated my best friend for a couple months then decided to just be fwb. he wasnt some random person. and we got caught by his parents because the just happened to pull up next to us at a red light. oops!
I told my boyfriend I would give him road head yesterday, but he kept saying no 'cause some of our friends were following in the car behind us. Luckily, it didn't happen 'cause we got pulled over for not having plates on the truck since we just bought it like an hour previous to getting pulled over.
lawl @ 830
this so is Massachusetts. my area code. given road dome at least 5 times hahaha
4:58 whats ur name, we should be friends
@4:01 They could if this wasn't pure BS.
Road head...that's why cruise control is so awesome!!!
128 fallatio is also a form of sodomy. Look up the definition.
Sodomy (pronounced /ˈsɒdəmi/) is a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal intercourse, oral intercourse, or bestiality.
It's not just anal.
I would've loved to be the guy making that phone call
i wanna fucking be your friend
i would pay to hear that convo
@ 12:39....and then you found 5 dollars.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats so happened to me...FUCKING EPICLY HILARIOUS
who cares what happened if it did or not these texts are funny if you can actually imagine this happening
Everyone who says epic likes to have weiner shoved into their mouth and another shoved in their ass. STFU with the epic.
The person who submitted the text to this site probably cleaned up the punctuation. Classic text regardless!
yeah 4:42....hes good
8:07, I don't know, or care for that matter, which one you are. I do know you have terrible grammar, and you're horrible at spelling.
i would have told him....officer, calm down, your next!! lmao
i would've looooved to hear that!
8:30 -- E p i c .
1:28, do YOU? I believe its best defined as any sexual activity not intended to produce kids...
458 = best girl ever
i need new friends, ones who would call me to hear that!
I looooove giving road head, especially when the car has an open sun/moon roof. Truckers honk and that makes it even hotter.
world's greatest friend
Is anyone else amazed with which said person receiving road head has time to pull the car over, pull his dick back in and text his friend and make the phone call?
@5:43 lol aww thanks :]
4:58 you are awesome!!! I need more girls like you in my life
that's because you're married to a cold bitch.
i wish there was a button for REALLY good night. or best friend ever
i wish we got the follow up on what happened here... like do you get a ticket for that shit? either way id love to find out
first you get her name, then you get her number, then you get some head in the front seat of a hummer
@5:22 & 5:25.. lol trust me i am an excellent friend :]
three words....pure. fuckin. genius
He could've used t9, I'll bet I could type that fast if pulled over, BUT if I were a dude I would not be texting if I got pulled over whether it was speeding or that.
4:58 you want a ring on your finger? Cause I got one right here...
Just needed a horny female cop willing to take the snowball, then meet up after her shift was over. Now THAT'S Porn, baby!
now thats a good friend.
ahhaaahah stay classy, massachusetts.
well, more fake posts from this site. i hate these fake posts that didnt happen. how likely is it that this occured -that he thought to pull over, text his friend etc, AND THEN post it here? FAKE FAKE
this is 458.. @1:54.. im fat because i give a guy roadhead on his bday? seriously. that was just lame.
shut up 4:42 no one wants you here
What if the cop was a chick? How much more amazing would the call have been?
OMG - I wanna be this persons friend!!
To bad u can't upload audio lol
458's fucked three ways towards the weekend
I would fuckin pay to have heard that
4:58= desperate for attention.
try getting caught in a public parking lot walking home from the clubs......now THAT'S hilarious...the two of us just stood there drunker than hell, not saying a word and getting bitched out by 8 cops who caught the whole thing on tape.
true friendship is including your buddy on something like this (: ^WIN
@ 4:58 can I b ur best friend too?
giving road head is fun! especialy if u have no gag reflex n u swallow! ;) just remember good girls go to heaven bad girls go down :) wat one u think i am?
Wait a second 4:58 / 5:50
How did they catch you if you were giving him road head? Were they in the back seat? I'm so confused.
I'm talking about the first 7:39.
I really love this text. I would have loved to heard the phone call even more!
@4:38 sounds like the beginning of a pretty solid porn to me.