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  • i dont even think of harry potter when i read things like felix felicis. theyre just normal words now sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:47pm
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  • Harry Potter references make everything better. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:50pm
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  • Woot for Detroit Metro Sluts/ Harry Potter fans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:39pm
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  • Combine the two? Imagine the possibilities!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:56pm
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  • HARRY POTTER REFERENCES FOREVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:39pm
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  • If you READ hp 6 you would know Ron didn't drink, Harry didn't give him the real one, he gives it away to his friends before the end battle, get your shit straight 1:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:14am
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  • shut the fuck up 10:30, kthanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:36pm
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  • 11:08, FUCK YES nerdy pick up lines are sexy and usually work. And for those who DON'T know, Felix Felicis is a potion name from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. This potion is also known as "liquid luck." Drinking it will make the drinkers every effort fruitful. Aaaaand, I'm done proving my absolute nerdatude! *blush*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:43am
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  • 2:32: All these ideas seem so reasonable once I've had something to drink! Harry And The Potters ftw?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:03am
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  • OH NOES! MEH BREAST IS LOPSIDED. ffs..... ftl......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:12am
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  • the harry potter reference is very nice. props friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:26pm
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  • Haha always a fan of relating harry potter to real life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:44am
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  • 2:14 I have read it, and I know ron doesnt drink it but its the best example of how it gives you confidence dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:20am
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  • Does the "dose of cleavage" give the bearer or the observer the liquid luck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:25am
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  • HORNY HP FANS UNITE!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:52pm
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  • it gives the OP confidence, which felix felicis also does. if you saw hp 6 you would understand, example.. ron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:28am
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  • i didn't get this text and now i know why...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:03am
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  • She admits she's never been good with numbers anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:19pm
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  • Very true :) Hahaha Nerdy pick up line are the best ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:24am
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  • I really find people who state how hot they are on anonymous web sites attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • 1:27 the epilogue takes place in 2017 (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:34am
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  • ahem, 12:43, absolute nerdatude is figuring out how old harry potter would be in real life (he just turned 29, btw) by caluculating his birthday based on his parent's death dates on the gravestones in the 7th book. the whole HP series was set in the 90's. the epilogue "19 years later" hasn't even happened yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:27am
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  • Above poster speaks the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:36pm
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  • 11:20 fuck you a better example is when people actually drank it, fuck tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:38pm
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  • no clue what that last bit is, but I sure as hell know what boobs are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:31am
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  • oh indeed 10:50 say what you want nerdy pick up lines are sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:08pm
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  • apparently 10:37 likes 12's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:52pm
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  • also the end battle wasn't in the movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:15am
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  • If your not down with the harry potter reference, why would you even post anything? Lets us nerds have this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:55am
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  • 11:47, that's a good thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:49pm
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  • hopefully you got lucky?>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:33pm
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  • 2:15.. that fucking pissed me off. and harry potter is just fantastic.. but the funeral and the battler being excluded? nuh-uh. that's just plain disrespectful..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:04pm
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  • *sings* FELIX FELICIS MAKES ME FEEL INVINCIBLE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:32am
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  • you're just pissed you didn't notice yourself. and i bet you went to check.....i did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:08pm
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  • Lolllll. I love the HP texts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:43am
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  • Agreed, 12:07... Or fans of twilight, or trueblood for that matter... ITS ALL MAKE BELIEVE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:15pm
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  • 11:35:: I agree. Anyone so obsessed with Harry Potter needs to be shot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:07pm
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  • I feel like I must know this person...*sigh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:13am
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  • 1:27 real nerdatude is when you realize jk rowling made a mistake in the 7th book with the ages. harry was born in 1980. Fred died in 1999(on her website she has a family tree with that info) which would mean harry was 19 during the battle that fred died. But he had just turned 17 the summer before! Now that is what i call a HP fan:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:46pm
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  • it honestly doesn't make sense for people to be so annoyed about harry potter fans. i'm not a sports fan, but i don't hate on people who like sports. Live and let live.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:52pm
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  • Liquid luck was copied off of the superstar water Jordan gives the Tune Squad in Space Jam. Justsayin.

    Submitted by dasawesome on Jan 1, 12 at 3:56pm
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  • I love the geeky references I see 'round here sometimes... Geeky references + pickup lines are great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:53pm
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  • Aug 18 127 a.m.... i've done the same thing. This is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:35pm
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  • Props for HP and cleavage.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 20, 12 at 8:47am
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  • A hot HP nerd chick .... I'm guessing she's 12 and wouldn't know what hot is if it crawled up her twat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • Im a hot HP Nerd..any anyone that doesnt like it can fuck off! Who gives a shit what you think?? Not this chick!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:17pm
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  • So it's like tequila, but slightly less magical?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:25am
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  • Oh my god, I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:55pm
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  • gotta love the potter reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:07pm
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  • No 3:46. A true fan accepts HP for what it is. Who cares is Rowling made a mistake? She's human. I love her for giving me the story and the books. I wouldn't pick at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • Nice Harry Potter reference. You gets props my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:26pm
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  • 6:12 more like people who grew up reading it when they were young but are now like 20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:55pm
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  • 3:46, are you sure you want to consider that a mistake with the books and not just a mistake with auxiliary material? To my knowledge, that's the only hint of a chronological inconsistency.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:48am
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  • 3:03 - Harry and the Potters FTW indeed :) and you FTW for catching the reference ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:23am
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  • Sure as hell does, Harry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:20am
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  • HP references are always good nights.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:08am
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  • HARRY POTTER!!! YES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:48pm
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  • best harry potter reference ever!!!! + 3:52 you are soooo right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:14pm
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  • yup, nerds are usually really hot.... ive met a few hot HP nerds in my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:54pm
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  • 3:46 you fail it clearly says Fred died in 1997... Whateverr. This text is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:09pm
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  • Ah, the Muggle method of gettin' lucky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:07am
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  • 1:27, we knew it WAYY before that from chamber of secrets at nearly headless nick's deathday party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:47pm
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  • oooh, Harry Potter. Ooooh, Harry Potter. I'm so impressed that the OP used a Harry Potter reference. Oooh. I think the OP should just crawl up Harry Potter's ass and live there. And very dumb motherfucker on this thread that worships Harry Potter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:57pm
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  • HOLY SHIT!!! What a bunch of anal leakage sucking shit heads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:35am
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