I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity