sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my shit smells like andre
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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