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  • can anyone tell me the purpose of a lace catsuit? just wondering... i can NEVER just glance at the american apparel ad's..i have to look twice. and then stare.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:32pm
  • BRUTAL. damn. so mean. i hate that i'm laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he would have had to be in bed with his friend's girlfriend to know what she was yelling out. - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:12pm
  • i love how you guys are fighting over a tfln post. grow up.. hahahaha. -cait

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Taken from the ladies man. You fucking unoriginal bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:47pm
  • 732, i was wondering the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Me and my friends send texts like this jokingly, we know we're not serious. I could go say "ur mom is great in bed, but when's ur sister turn 18?" and he'd reply with "one day after your's, I've got it marked". This is a made up example, I'm just saying lots of guys joke like this, so it could be a legitimate text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:33pm
  • 7:22 STFU, he with nailing his friends chick, who gives a fuk wat she yells out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Dear jeff, shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:53am
  • Dude, you suck. No, seriously. You suck big time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:09pm
  • The purpose of a lace catsuit is to make you stare at the ad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:59am
  • STFU 7:22 (1) you wouldn't do shit because no one will ever have sex with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:27pm
  • my buddy had this quote on his fb a few weeks ago...so lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:09am
  • That is just in bad taste. How do you sleep at night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:41pm
  • ARE YOU PEOPLE DUMB! It could be her brother. They live under the same roof, he'd hear it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:25pm
  • that'll teach him not to take better care of his woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 7:24-- if you got that from your friend, then had sex with the same girl you wouldn't want to get revenge on her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:13pm
  • 7:41-- I sleep with a bunch of chicks around me, how do you sleep at night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:15pm
  • 7:17 Obviously your sex life is stagnant and you haven't progressed beyond missionary, but the rest of us know there are many different positions for both genders to be in. Why don't you find some decent porn to jack-off to tonight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Charles Rutherford says she usually screams Bingo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:33am
  • Shup you motherfuckers ! Jeff is god !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Sucks for him, that's why women are the dominate sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Funny you say women are dominant when she's the one with her ankles at her ears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Dude I sent this text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:50pm
  • someone please givebrandon a goddamn nickel andilovethe charles rutherford quotes on every singleon. priceless. and jeff is funny ha even tho i think theyre all the same person ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:04am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Jeff is like the dot head that Peter works with from family guy that always states why every joke is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:22pm
  • That's fuckin messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I hate when that happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Don't worry, she'll cheat on him too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:06am
  • I'd strangle her mid-sex if I was with her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:22pm
  • 7:32 and 7:24. Same shit happened to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Jeff... U r really starting to annoy me! Job well done... -chris

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Hahahahaha oh snap!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Dude? Dude..... Dude! Duuuude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Ohmygawdd. That's so funnayy. Lmfao haha. LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Shut the fuck up Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:15pm
  • ahahahahahahahaha fucking owned. so much win right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Jeff shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:21pm
  • U know? The guy with his shirt open at the top, gold necklace and five o clock shadow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:23pm
  • hahahha go 7:33!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:52pm
  • That's a guy wishing he could bang a girl prob jacks off every night to a year book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:13pm
  • aaahhhhhh this is awful and entirely hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:10pm
  • didnt read far enough to see if anyone did....but did anyone consider this could be a real text and it was a joke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:50am
  • I hope he's joking about this. Otherwise, this guy's a real bastard.

    Submitted by SevenWingedAngel on Jul 18, 13 at 7:10pm
  • funny, your girlfriend does the same thing, dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:42pm