dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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can anyone tell me the purpose of a lace catsuit? just wondering...
i can NEVER just glance at the american apparel ad's..i have to look twice. and then stare.
BRUTAL. damn. so mean. i hate that i'm laughing.
Oh I get it! It's funny because he would have had to be in bed with his friend's girlfriend to know what she was yelling out.
i love how you guys are fighting over a tfln post.
grow up.. hahahaha.
Taken from the ladies man. You fucking unoriginal bastard.
732, i was wondering the same thing
Me and my friends send texts like this jokingly, we know we're not serious. I could go say "ur mom is great in bed, but when's ur sister turn 18?" and he'd reply with "one day after your's, I've got it marked". This is a made up example, I'm just saying lots of guys joke like this, so it could be a legitimate text...
Dear jeff, shut the fuck up
7:22 STFU, he with nailing his friends chick, who gives a fuk wat she yells out
Dude, you suck.
You suck big time.
STFU 7:22 (1) you wouldn't do shit because no one will ever have sex with you
The purpose of a lace catsuit is to make you stare at the ad.
ARE YOU PEOPLE DUMB! It could be her brother. They live under the same roof, he'd hear it.
my buddy had this quote on his fb a few weeks ago...so lame.
7:24-- if you got that from your friend, then had sex with the same girl you wouldn't want to get revenge on her?
That is just in bad taste. How do you sleep at night?
that'll teach him not to take better care of his woman.
If I had a Nickel..
7:17 Obviously your sex life is stagnant and you haven't progressed beyond missionary, but the rest of us know there are many different positions for both genders to be in.
Why don't you find some decent porn to jack-off to tonight?
Jeff is like the dot head that Peter works with from family guy that always states why every joke is funny
Charles Rutherford says she usually screams Bingo
7:41-- I sleep with a bunch of chicks around me, how do you sleep at night?
Funny you say women are dominant when she's the one with her ankles at her ears
Sucks for him, that's why women are the dominate sex
Shup you motherfuckers ! Jeff is god !
someone please givebrandon a goddamn nickel andilovethe charles rutherford quotes on every singleon. priceless. and jeff is funny ha even tho i think theyre all the same person ha
That's fuckin messed up
Dude I sent this text!
I hate when that happens
7:32 and 7:24. Same shit happened to me.
Jeff... U r really starting to annoy me! Job well done... -chris
I'd strangle her mid-sex if I was with her...
Don't worry, she'll cheat on him too.
Hahahahaha oh snap!
Dude? Dude..... Dude! Duuuude.
Ohmygawdd. That's so funnayy. Lmfao haha. LOL.
Shut the fuck up Jeff
ahahahahahahahaha fucking owned. so much win right there.
Jeff shut the fuck up
That's a guy wishing he could bang a girl prob jacks off every night to a year book.
hahahha go 7:33!!!!!!!
U know? The guy with his shirt open at the top, gold necklace and five o clock shadow
aaahhhhhh this is awful and entirely hilarious.
I hope he's joking about this. Otherwise, this guy's a real bastard.
didnt read far enough to see if anyone did....but did anyone consider this could be a real text and it was a joke?
funny, your girlfriend does the same thing, dude