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  • That is the definition of discipline. "I don't love you Ho's I'm out the door."

    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 12, 11 at 3:35pm
    • and i'll be: rolling down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin & juice

      Submitted by StonedKoala on Jul 13, 11 at 2:54pm
  • Blue balls

    Submitted by caliroll on Jul 12, 11 at 3:10pm
  • I would have finished and then dumped her after

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 12, 11 at 5:10pm
  • Hell yeah keep the pimp hand strong mayne

    Submitted by HowellMoney on Jul 12, 11 at 3:11pm
  • I suspect this might end up the most evenly-voted bad night/good night in the history of TFNL.

    Submitted by BrendanA on Jul 12, 11 at 3:28pm
  • Shouldve told her, my heart belongs to you, but my cock is community property!...

    Submitted by snowman86 on Jul 13, 11 at 6:28am
    • i kiss your mouth even after you swallow my load. Yesss!

      Submitted by polacke on Jul 13, 11 at 6:14pm
  • that's when you say "Ok then it's an open relationship" and check her reaction

    Submitted by Quake6 on Jul 12, 11 at 6:39pm
  • You deserve a medal of dumbfuckness. There is no honor in blue balls.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 12, 11 at 10:31pm
  • Should've just jacked it on her...then on the way out said "we can continue as fwb's only"

    Submitted by mpimp00gf on Jul 12, 11 at 3:18pm
  • I think job well done soldier!

    Submitted by Joeysnova65 on Jul 12, 11 at 5:11pm
  • You should of said yes. Finished on her face, then dumped her after that

    Submitted by TheMonkeyBrain on Jul 12, 11 at 6:15pm
  • I mean u could of finished, she can't make u be her boyfriend, u just look stupid for giving yourself blue balls

    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jul 12, 11 at 10:14pm
  • He didn't leave or finish himself off. He wants the relationship.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Jul 13, 11 at 6:43am
  • I'm not sure that's a win.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 12, 11 at 3:23pm
  • Cross your fingers, give her a wink, and plow her til the early morn.

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jul 12, 11 at 3:42pm
  • In full agreement with monkeybrain. Finish, face, dump.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 12, 11 at 6:27pm
  • Yes...

    Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 13, 11 at 5:18pm
  • Nobody else is disturbed that a man was awarded that honor for blowing his own hand off, all this guy did was pull his dick out of a girl with low self esteem and he is comparing the two???

    Submitted by DebbieDowners on Jul 12, 11 at 10:04pm
    • He didn't blow his hand off. He was shot twice in both of his legs, and then attempted to throw back an enemy RGD-5 Grenade which exploded very close to him claiming his hand.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 13, 11 at 3:26pm
  • Commendable

    Submitted by illyk on Jul 13, 11 at 1:08am
  • shoulda just bust up n hoppd out da ho wen u was don

    Submitted by J2C601 on Jul 12, 11 at 7:20pm
  • Op isn't smart. Finish then dump her.

    Submitted by koji8123 on Jul 16, 11 at 1:01pm
  • Should've pulled out then jerked off her face. Would teach her to be a cheeky bitch.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 27, 12 at 1:21am
  • I don't get it??? Dating doesn't mean exclusivity, does it?

    Submitted by porksword on Jul 12, 11 at 7:33pm
  • This is where a hard donkey punch comes in handy.

    Submitted by justjess90 on Jul 12, 11 at 7:32pm
  • Weird

    Submitted by randomcdn on Jul 12, 11 at 3:09pm
  • uv mad everyone proud sonny hahahah

    Submitted by 17lickmeup on Jul 24, 11 at 1:23am
  • Dudes a boss

    Submitted by oac794 on Jul 16, 11 at 9:26pm
  • he took her heart and threw it on the ground!!

    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Aug 11, 11 at 10:00am
  • Tell her that the relationship is as open as her legs, finish, then either official "dump her" or ghost her? Just a thought.

    Submitted by CoraRainebow on Jun 2, 13 at 3:33am