In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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That is the definition of discipline. "I don't love you Ho's I'm out the door."
and i'll be: rolling down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin & juice
I would have finished and then dumped her after
Hell yeah keep the pimp hand strong mayne
Shouldve told her, my heart belongs to you, but my cock is community property!...
i kiss your mouth even after you swallow my load. Yesss!
I suspect this might end up the most evenly-voted bad night/good night in the history of TFNL.
that's when you say "Ok then it's an open relationship" and check her reaction
You deserve a medal of dumbfuckness. There is no honor in blue balls.
Should've just jacked it on her...then on the way out said "we can continue as fwb's only"
I think job well done soldier!
I mean u could of finished, she can't make u be her boyfriend, u just look stupid for giving yourself blue balls
You should of said yes. Finished on her face, then dumped her after that
He didn't leave or finish himself off. He wants the relationship.
Cross your fingers, give her a wink, and plow her til the early morn.
I'm not sure that's a win.
In full agreement with monkeybrain. Finish, face, dump.
Nobody else is disturbed that a man was awarded that honor for blowing his own hand off, all this guy did was pull his dick out of a girl with low self esteem and he is comparing the two???
He didn't blow his hand off. He was shot twice in both of his legs, and then attempted to throw back an enemy RGD-5 Grenade which exploded very close to him claiming his hand.
Op isn't smart. Finish then dump her.
I don't get it??? Dating doesn't mean exclusivity, does it?
shoulda just bust up n hoppd out da ho wen u was don
Should've pulled out then jerked off her face. Would teach her to be a cheeky bitch.
This is where a hard donkey punch comes in handy.
A good donkey punch is almost always apropos in situations like this.
uv mad everyone proud sonny hahahah
Dudes a boss
he took her heart and threw it on the ground!!
Tell her that the relationship is as open as her legs, finish, then either official "dump her" or ghost her? Just a thought.