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  • Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 12, 11 at 3:35pm

    That is the definition of discipline. "I don't love you Ho's I'm out the door."

    • Submitted by StonedKoala on Jul 13, 11 at 2:54pm

      and i'll be: rolling down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin & juice

  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 12, 11 at 5:10pm

    I would have finished and then dumped her after

  • Submitted by caliroll on Jul 12, 11 at 3:10pm

    Blue balls

  • Submitted by HowellMoney on Jul 12, 11 at 3:11pm

    Hell yeah keep the pimp hand strong mayne

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Jul 12, 11 at 3:28pm

    I suspect this might end up the most evenly-voted bad night/good night in the history of TFNL.

  • Submitted by Quake6 on Jul 12, 11 at 6:39pm

    that's when you say "Ok then it's an open relationship" and check her reaction

  • Submitted by snowman86 on Jul 13, 11 at 6:28am

    Shouldve told her, my heart belongs to you, but my cock is community property!...

    • Submitted by polacke on Jul 13, 11 at 6:14pm

      i kiss your mouth even after you swallow my load. Yesss!

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 12, 11 at 10:31pm

    You deserve a medal of dumbfuckness. There is no honor in blue balls.

  • Submitted by mpimp00gf on Jul 12, 11 at 3:18pm

    Should've just jacked it on her...then on the way out said "we can continue as fwb's only"

  • Submitted by Nicole170 on Jul 12, 11 at 10:14pm

    I mean u could of finished, she can't make u be her boyfriend, u just look stupid for giving yourself blue balls

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 12, 11 at 3:23pm

    I'm not sure that's a win.

  • Submitted by Joeysnova65 on Jul 12, 11 at 5:11pm

    I think job well done soldier!

  • Submitted by illyk on Jul 13, 11 at 1:08am


  • Submitted by TheMonkeyBrain on Jul 12, 11 at 6:15pm

    You should of said yes. Finished on her face, then dumped her after that

  • Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jul 12, 11 at 3:42pm

    Cross your fingers, give her a wink, and plow her til the early morn.

  • Submitted by DebbieDowners on Jul 12, 11 at 10:04pm

    Nobody else is disturbed that a man was awarded that honor for blowing his own hand off, all this guy did was pull his dick out of a girl with low self esteem and he is comparing the two???

    • Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 13, 11 at 3:26pm

      He didn't blow his hand off. He was shot twice in both of his legs, and then attempted to throw back an enemy RGD-5 Grenade which exploded very close to him claiming his hand.

  • Submitted by koji8123 on Jul 16, 11 at 1:01pm

    Op isn't smart. Finish then dump her.

  • Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 13, 11 at 5:18pm


  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 12, 11 at 7:33pm

    I don't get it??? Dating doesn't mean exclusivity, does it?

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Jul 13, 11 at 6:43am

    He didn't leave or finish himself off. He wants the relationship.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 12, 11 at 6:27pm

    In full agreement with monkeybrain. Finish, face, dump.

  • Submitted by 17lickmeup on Jul 24, 11 at 1:23am

    uv mad everyone proud sonny hahahah

  • Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 27, 12 at 1:21am

    Should've pulled out then jerked off her face. Would teach her to be a cheeky bitch.

  • Submitted by justjess90 on Jul 12, 11 at 7:32pm

    This is where a hard donkey punch comes in handy.

    • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 12, 11 at 10:28pm

      A good donkey punch is almost always apropos in situations like this.

  • Submitted by randomcdn on Jul 12, 11 at 3:09pm


  • Submitted by oac794 on Jul 16, 11 at 9:26pm

    Dudes a boss

  • Submitted by J2C601 on Jul 12, 11 at 7:20pm

    shoulda just bust up n hoppd out da ho wen u was don

  • Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Aug 11, 11 at 10:00am

    he took her heart and threw it on the ground!!

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    Submitted by CoraRainebow on Jun 2, 13 at 3:33am

    Tell her that the relationship is as open as her legs, finish, then either official "dump her" or ghost her? Just a thought.