I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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He was like four inches. It was like an acorn.
i hate myself for having a 5incher
FUCK U MOTHER NATURE IN THE CUNT!
Ugh. I hate an attractive, dickless guy. Especially if you're good friends with him, I felt it would be way too rude to laugh and it became more like pity sex. He still thinks I came.
I was being sarcastic.
I thought this was funny!
HEY EVERYONE!!! THIS IS ME FEELING OBLIGATED TO MENTION HOW AWESOME AND/OR SHITTY MY BODY PARTS ARE IN ORDER TO GET FREE ATTENTION!!!
Haha sounds like Caleb Chrisman
i feel bad for the girl, if your ready for real sex OP just let me know im in that area code too
Wishing on shooting stars to get laid OP?
You're doing it wrong.
12:20- LOL! Too funny and wonderfully mean.
oh well, life's short, and so is ma dick
I hanvnt had much at all chicka\nYes I'm talking to you girl\nNow call me so we can get it on
Maybe your cunts just a bit stretched
It's labor day and my granpa just ate 7 fucking hotdogs!
Mine is 7" and as thick as a can of soda. Chicks LOVE it. THANK YOU MOTHER NATURE!
Well guys don't know what they are getting into either she might look hot but has a flappy pussy so its all even.
there wasn't even a post at 11:48
I would rather sleep\nUntill she tells me that's what she was looking for\nBut she moves to fast for me
Amen 11:44 Amen Brother
Whatev 11:27. If guys couldn't see what a girl's body looked like before they slept with her they would be saying stuff like this all the time. Like, "I can't believe I bought that girl all those drinks and it turns out she has no tits and a huge ass." You guys are lucky you can get a pretty good preview before you decide to go for it
Wow. If I didn't know it wasn't me who posted this, I would think I wrote this TFLN.
hey i like a huge ass
it sucks more if a guy has a small dick, besides a girl having no tits or ass.
im a girl saying this.
btw i got both hot tits AND ass.
How is four inches like an acorn?
It's always the worst when you take off a guy's pants and he's got like no dick. It kills my soul. You just want to say "ah, never mind, I'd rather sleep."
could've been worse, you could have given him your chocolate star wish then you'd've felt REAL baaaaaaaad
or maybe she wouldn't feel anything at all!
A little buyer's remorse can go a long way.
Haha. Little dicks. Must suck to have one!
Well I shake to much for some people
Yeah I love how girls comment about being insecure about dick size and they have no idea at all!! So shut the hell up.
Just remember...it ain't the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean...
I think someone who thinks a guy has a little penis unless it's under 5 inches has obviously had wayyyy tooo muuuch sex.