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  • i hate myself for having a 5incher FUCK U MOTHER NATURE IN THE CUNT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:18pm
  • <---11:48 here @ 1:00 He was like four inches. It was like an acorn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:12pm
  • HEY EVERYONE!!! THIS IS ME FEELING OBLIGATED TO MENTION HOW AWESOME AND/OR SHITTY MY BODY PARTS ARE IN ORDER TO GET FREE ATTENTION!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Ugh. I hate an attractive, dickless guy. Especially if you're good friends with him, I felt it would be way too rude to laugh and it became more like pity sex. He still thinks I came.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:58am
  • I was being sarcastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:04pm
  • I thought this was funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 6:31pm
  • I hanvnt had much at all chicka\nYes I'm talking to you girl\nNow call me so we can get it on

    Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Haha sounds like Caleb Chrisman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:51pm
  • i feel bad for the girl, if your ready for real sex OP just let me know im in that area code too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Wishing on shooting stars to get laid OP? You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:09pm
  • oh well, life's short, and so is ma dick -12:18/12:20(2)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:21pm
  • 12:20- LOL! Too funny and wonderfully mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Maybe your cunts just a bit stretched

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:56am
  • It's labor day and my granpa just ate 7 fucking hotdogs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:37pm
  • there wasn't even a post at 11:48

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Mine is 7" and as thick as a can of soda. Chicks LOVE it. THANK YOU MOTHER NATURE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Wow. If I didn't know it wasn't me who posted this, I would think I wrote this TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Well guys don't know what they are getting into either she might look hot but has a flappy pussy so its all even.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:54am
  • hey i like a huge ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:39am
  • Amen 11:44 Amen Brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:55am
  • I would rather sleep\nUntill she tells me that's what she was looking for\nBut she moves to fast for me

    Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Whatev 11:27. If guys couldn't see what a girl's body looked like before they slept with her they would be saying stuff like this all the time. Like, "I can't believe I bought that girl all those drinks and it turns out she has no tits and a huge ass." You guys are lucky you can get a pretty good preview before you decide to go for it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:35am
  • How is four inches like an acorn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:33pm
  • it sucks more if a guy has a small dick, besides a girl having no tits or ass. im a girl saying this. btw i got both hot tits AND ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:44pm
  • or maybe she wouldn't feel anything at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:38pm
  • could've been worse, you could have given him your chocolate star wish then you'd've felt REAL baaaaaaaad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:19pm
  • It's always the worst when you take off a guy's pants and he's got like no dick. It kills my soul. You just want to say "ah, never mind, I'd rather sleep."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:50am
  • Well I shake to much for some people

    Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Yeah I love how girls comment about being insecure about dick size and they have no idea at all!! So shut the hell up.

    Submitted by buckeyeboy326 on Jun 2, 11 at 9:10am
  • A little buyer's remorse can go a long way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Haha. Little dicks. Must suck to have one!

    Submitted by Loowigi on Jul 30, 10 at 1:23am
  • Just remember...it ain't the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I think someone who thinks a guy has a little penis unless it's under 5 inches has obviously had wayyyy tooo muuuch sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:00pm