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  • 80 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:18pm

    i hate myself for having a 5incher FUCK U MOTHER NATURE IN THE CUNT!

  • 83 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:58am

    Ugh. I hate an attractive, dickless guy. Especially if you're good friends with him, I felt it would be way too rude to laugh and it became more like pity sex. He still thinks I came.

  • 70 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:04pm

    I was being sarcastic.

  • 87 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:12pm

    <---11:48 here @ 1:00 He was like four inches. It was like an acorn.

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:21pm

    oh well, life's short, and so is ma dick -12:18/12:20(2)

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 6:31pm

    I thought this was funny!

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:51pm

    Haha sounds like Caleb Chrisman

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:31pm

    HEY EVERYONE!!! THIS IS ME FEELING OBLIGATED TO MENTION HOW AWESOME AND/OR SHITTY MY BODY PARTS ARE IN ORDER TO GET FREE ATTENTION!!!

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:46pm

    Mine is 7" and as thick as a can of soda. Chicks LOVE it. THANK YOU MOTHER NATURE!

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:09pm

    Wishing on shooting stars to get laid OP? You're doing it wrong.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:56am

    Maybe your cunts just a bit stretched

  • 59 55
    Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:38pm

    I hanvnt had much at all chicka\nYes I'm talking to you girl\nNow call me so we can get it on

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:31pm

    Wow. If I didn't know it wasn't me who posted this, I would think I wrote this TFLN.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:31pm

    12:20- LOL! Too funny and wonderfully mean.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:41pm

    i feel bad for the girl, if your ready for real sex OP just let me know im in that area code too

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:37pm

    It's labor day and my granpa just ate 7 fucking hotdogs!

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:19pm

    could've been worse, you could have given him your chocolate star wish then you'd've felt REAL baaaaaaaad

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:50am

    It's always the worst when you take off a guy's pants and he's got like no dick. It kills my soul. You just want to say "ah, never mind, I'd rather sleep."

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:39am

    hey i like a huge ass

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:55am

    Amen 11:44 Amen Brother

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:54am

    Well guys don't know what they are getting into either she might look hot but has a flappy pussy so its all even.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:35am

    Whatev 11:27. If guys couldn't see what a girl's body looked like before they slept with her they would be saying stuff like this all the time. Like, "I can't believe I bought that girl all those drinks and it turns out she has no tits and a huge ass." You guys are lucky you can get a pretty good preview before you decide to go for it

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:44pm

    it sucks more if a guy has a small dick, besides a girl having no tits or ass. im a girl saying this. btw i got both hot tits AND ass.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:31pm

    there wasn't even a post at 11:48

  • 52 64
    Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:39pm

    I would rather sleep\nUntill she tells me that's what she was looking for\nBut she moves to fast for me

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:33pm

    How is four inches like an acorn?

  • 57 80
    Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:41pm

    Well I shake to much for some people

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:38pm

    or maybe she wouldn't feel anything at all!

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:24pm

    A little buyer's remorse can go a long way.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:50pm

    Just remember...it ain't the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean...

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Loowigi on Jul 30, 10 at 1:23am

    Haha. Little dicks. Must suck to have one!

  • 36 66
    Submitted by buckeyeboy326 on Jun 2, 11 at 9:10am

    Yeah I love how girls comment about being insecure about dick size and they have no idea at all!! So shut the hell up.

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:00pm

    I think someone who thinks a guy has a little penis unless it's under 5 inches has obviously had wayyyy tooo muuuch sex.