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  • 69 77
    Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 13, 11 at 4:17pm

    He spent the previous 17.5 minutes on post-breakup sex with the ex.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by thejewbag on Apr 14, 11 at 8:49am

    That's cuz after 18 minutes, you start to rise. Matzo!

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on Apr 13, 11 at 1:07pm

    Well he didn't break the 10 minute rule, so he's in the clear.