Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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My theory is this douche just texted some girl that line to make her feel all warm and tingly. She got excited and sent it to TFLN, never knowing that the dude that sent it to her, ripped it off.
Mozart must have gotten so much ass.
FAIL. THIS IS AN OLD TFLN.
EPIC FAIL.\n(440): You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Ok, this may be old but can I still correct the grammar? "You're" is "you are" ..
Why does TFLN re-post? A lot of recent additions were from 2009/2010
if ur on tfln enough to know when there are similar posts, u need to get a life.
Thank you everyone who says this is old for proving to everyone you spend too much time on tfln
is she a child prodigy like Mozart too? Cradle robber?
My like the Mozart?
This is beautiful. So much appreciation for Mozart right now...
Fuck everybody correcting grammar. Fuck everybody reposting TFLNs. Dont be retarded. Ya i didnt use apostrophes, who cares?
people who matter in this world care.
Somebody has a bad case of the Mondays...
Not only is this a repeat, but the original was grammatically correct and worded to sound far more awesome.\n\nFail mods. There should be a minimum time for how long you've been a member to be a mod...
Repeat post. Quit stealing shit
Lmao! Thats a new one ..... But you haven't felt it truly until I've done it
I've read this one before, lame.
Fail indeed. Not only did you steal this post, you can't even differentiate between "your" and "you're" - tool.
Haha elevator music sucks lol
most literally in this case.
Haha that sounds familiar