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  • My theory is this douche just texted some girl that line to make her feel all warm and tingly. She got excited and sent it to TFLN, never knowing that the dude that sent it to her, ripped it off.

    Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jan 19, 11 at 5:45pm
  • Mozart must have gotten so much ass.

    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 19, 11 at 3:19pm
  • FAIL. THIS IS AN OLD TFLN.

    Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 19, 11 at 3:48pm
    • EPIC FAIL.\n(440): You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music

      Submitted by ASUtexting on Jan 19, 11 at 4:06pm
  • Ok, this may be old but can I still correct the grammar? "You're" is "you are" ..

    Submitted by BrooklynGuy71 on Jan 19, 11 at 4:24pm
  • Why does TFLN re-post? A lot of recent additions were from 2009/2010

    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 19, 11 at 4:20pm
  • if ur on tfln enough to know when there are similar posts, u need to get a life.

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 20, 11 at 3:12am
  • Thank you everyone who says this is old for proving to everyone you spend too much time on tfln

    Submitted by redmankikit on Jan 20, 11 at 10:39pm
  • is she a child prodigy like Mozart too? Cradle robber?

    Submitted by cupot on Jan 19, 11 at 9:08pm
  • Fuck everybody correcting grammar. Fuck everybody reposting TFLNs. Dont be retarded. Ya i didnt use apostrophes, who cares?

    Submitted by joe_says_so on Jan 19, 11 at 11:54pm
  • My like the Mozart?

    Submitted by HeLikesFeet on Jan 19, 11 at 9:18pm
  • Not only is this a repeat, but the original was grammatically correct and worded to sound far more awesome.\n\nFail mods. There should be a minimum time for how long you've been a member to be a mod...

    Submitted by cloneminds on Jan 20, 11 at 1:09pm
  • This is beautiful. So much appreciation for Mozart right now...

    Submitted by leafylovesmusic on Jan 19, 11 at 7:14pm
  • You're*

    Submitted by textiesexer on Jan 19, 11 at 9:36pm
  • Repeat post. Quit stealing shit

    Submitted by jane0876 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:20am
  • Fail indeed. Not only did you steal this post, you can't even differentiate between "your" and "you're" - tool.

    Submitted by TheTemperTrap on Jan 20, 11 at 1:30am
  • Repeat post. Quit stealing shit

    Submitted by jane0876 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:20am
  • I've read this one before, lame.

    Submitted by jenisme on Jan 20, 11 at 3:36am
  • Lmao! Thats a new one ..... But you haven't felt it truly until I've done it

    Submitted by starslove on Jan 20, 11 at 6:39pm
  • Haha elevator music sucks lol

    Submitted by fuckmeallnight on Jan 19, 11 at 11:59pm
  • Haha that sounds familiar

    Submitted by m4j on Jan 19, 11 at 3:19pm