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  • Give it a break, they're are plenty of other sites you can laugh at so stop hating on this one just because you don't have the same sense of humor as some people.

    Submitted by laurrox on May 9, 10 at 10:39am
  • The best part of this is, I am also from 609, and I also did something similar when I was two at my uncle's wedding. Only I was drinking champagne. And then I danced with Geraldo Rivera.

    Submitted by LALALALAshesang on May 10, 10 at 1:34pm
  • God if you don't like the site stop leaving Fucking comments, ok asshole?

    Submitted by lovetheburgh on May 9, 10 at 11:08am
  • thats a good conversation starter: "so my alcoholism started when i was two..."

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 9, 10 at 1:45pm
  • I love this. I did the same thing with champagne when I was like three. Everybodys drinks disappeared while they were on the dancefloor.

    Submitted by jq4764 on Oct 18, 10 at 12:03pm
  • Early starters in the garden state, bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 10:28pm
  • This is lame. AND don't waste a dollar to moderate texts cause when you vote YES it dosent even show up, ever. Cash grab.

    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 9, 10 at 11:45am
  • JERSEYYYYYYYYY

    Submitted by sometimes89 on May 9, 10 at 3:00pm
  • First

    Submitted by ripNride on May 10, 10 at 2:40am
  • Only in jersey..

    Submitted by jerseycush23 on Oct 10, 10 at 8:07pm
  • I'm pretty sure everyone did that.

    Submitted by DaisyNewJersey on Jun 11, 10 at 1:27am
  • ohh new jersey<3

    Submitted by kaaaykay on May 9, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Leave it to.....New Jersey!

    Submitted by sequioa on May 9, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Lol my parents have me on the Christmas video when I was 2 drinking my dads beer and swearing!

    Submitted by Yoora88 on May 11, 10 at 9:59pm
  • i just want to say it makes my day that there are 420 thumbs downs on this post, not a bad post i just enjoy the three numbers

    Submitted by rainarains224 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:08am
  • This site really went to hell if this is what is apparently funny

    Submitted by ClaptonsWig on May 9, 10 at 10:25am
  • My mom and her brother hit the keg when she was 4 at a party... I approve :)

    Submitted by tigger on Jul 26, 11 at 10:21am
  • if you think its not funny, then why bother leaving a comment? i mean...are your lives that empty that this is all you have? fuckers

    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 9, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Yeahhh central jerseyyyy

    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 10, 10 at 5:35pm
  • haha mee too!! r u Mexican by any chance? lol

    Submitted by GellyBelly502 on May 9, 10 at 3:01pm
  • Sounds like my country

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 9, 10 at 5:51pm
  • Ya I agree they never accept my texts that are actually funny :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 10:36am