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  • Back in the day, their wine was super watered down. They drank it cuz it was safer than just water (bacteria) but it'd take a lottt to get drunk, which Jesus didn't do.

    Submitted by meganmegan on May 1, 10 at 1:08pm
  • Funny because I feel like smacking you for thinking this was worth sharing.

    Submitted by klangford on May 1, 10 at 11:49am
  • Jeezy's fictional. The "new" testament is plagiarized. Keep drinking. OINOS KAI ALETHEIA!!! (You're in college... Take a course in ancient Greek)

    Submitted by GrumpyViking on May 1, 10 at 11:37am
  • Why the NT? why can't god rock it oldschool?

    Submitted by pinkparade on May 1, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Take that religion!

    Submitted by elpintogrande on May 2, 10 at 12:45pm
  • Ah this makes me proud to say I live in the 270:)

    Submitted by amandashoe on May 9, 10 at 12:40am
  • Dumb

    Submitted by bienlunee on May 1, 10 at 11:57am
  • why would he? he made wine so he must've been into it,

    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 1, 10 at 11:07am
  • Oh, and the NT isn't plagiarized, why would they make up a religion so they could be persecuted for it. And I AM taking Ancient Greek.

    Submitted by meganmegan on May 1, 10 at 1:09pm
  • First??

    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 1, 10 at 11:04am
  • One of the dumbest attempts at being funny I've ever seen.

    Submitted by thedrake9 on May 1, 10 at 11:31am
  • When a religion turns its followers into whiney assholes, it's not persecution to abuse them; it's well-deserved punishment for being a whiney asshole.

    Submitted by GrumpyViking on May 2, 10 at 10:07am
  • pl

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 11:06am
  • How do u know Jesus didnt get drunk?? And all monotheistic religions can be traced back to Zoroastrian roots anyways. Plaigirized seems strong but they do have a common theme.

    Submitted by effyewseekay on May 2, 10 at 9:12am
  • The old testament would have hurt a lot more

    Submitted by aschnell on May 4, 10 at 6:10am
  • In Soviet Russia you smack a drunk Jesus.

    Submitted by beg4pie on May 2, 10 at 10:44pm
  • At least it wasn't the Old Testament. Those smitings were no joke.

    Submitted by grey_fox24 on May 4, 10 at 3:26am
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