It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Back in the day, their wine was super watered down. They drank it cuz it was safer than just water (bacteria) but it'd take a lottt to get drunk, which Jesus didn't do.
Funny because I feel like smacking you for thinking this was worth sharing.
Jeezy's fictional. The "new" testament is plagiarized. Keep drinking. OINOS KAI ALETHEIA!!! (You're in college... Take a course in ancient Greek)
ironically, it's also modern Greek.\n\n|the kid|
Why the NT? why can't god rock it oldschool?
Ah this makes me proud to say I live in the 270:)
Take that religion!
Oh, and the NT isn't plagiarized, why would they make up a religion so they could be persecuted for it. And I AM taking Ancient Greek.
why would he? he made wine so he must've been into it,
When a religion turns its followers into whiney assholes, it's not persecution to abuse them; it's well-deserved punishment for being a whiney asshole.
How do u know Jesus didnt get drunk?? And all monotheistic religions can be traced back to Zoroastrian roots anyways. Plaigirized seems strong but they do have a common theme.
The old testament would have hurt a lot more
One of the dumbest attempts at being funny I've ever seen.
In Soviet Russia you smack a drunk Jesus.
At least it wasn't the Old Testament. Those smitings were no joke.