hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
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I'm still deciding if it's more pathetic that she told people they were engaged, or that she can't spell friends correctly.
This text is fucking stupid?
This thread is fail.
310's california, malborough is jersey. You ARE pathetic to lie on an anonymous website.
12:04, get over your confusion.
marlborough girls are crazy!
i dont get it...its all the same person?
wow retard, cigarettes are spelled marlboro. and this text is also retarded
bahahaha malborough cigarettes. that's definitely the classy way of spelling it. real high class.
who the fuck gets engaged in highschool? what a dumb pathetic bitch
that bitch was a creeper
ugh, please stop meticulously analyzing a text that was meant to be lighthearted
no, some of you are just too fuckking stupid to understand it.
she deserved it, obviously.
That must have been an easy class if this is all you did.
What... ok now I'm confused, I thought when there was a response they put (1-310) not just the same area code?... I'm not assuming this is a lie, but... I thought that's how it worked on this site
I was gonna say the same thing
Dude, Malborough is a school out here in L. A.
I used to crush it at Malborough. Easy easy easy.
yeah i feel like the last text is sarcastic
you're all retarded. marlborough is an all girls school in LA. the marlboro in new jersey is spelled like the cigarettes, which is MARLBORO. the area code is 310, which is california, which makes this absolutely feasible.
so shut up and google before you start trying to act like you're smart.
couldn't it be a bar/promotions girl from marlborough cigarettes?
dude, bitch be crazy... seriously, why would she tell all of her friends they were engaged? creeeeeeepy.
12:49, you are so cute!
seeing how it is a california area code, even if it was the jersey marlboro, isnt it remotely possible she could have been on vacation? california seems to be a pretty popular place for tourists.
4:15 because they have. fuck summer vacation.
yea Malborough is one of my sister schools
Mine was too
if it is the name of an all girls school, who the fuck gets engaged in high school? Any why would anyone lie about being an engaged teen? weird.
so retarded and it doesn't make any sense that it's gotta be a fake.
wow, you people are retarded,
no one spelled marlborough wrong, and this is probably one of the most feasible texts I have ever read on this website, yeah it might be stupid, but theyre not making it up
MARLBOROUGH is an all girl's high school in la, end of discussion
I think we're not addressing the possibility that the last text is sarcastic, and the guy was just incredibly dumb and texted his real fiance that he was cheating on her?
Malborough is an all girls high school
and i think that the middle one is a response to the first text and then the last text is answering the middle one. :]
i feel your pain...similar thing happend to me. yay for LA!
why does it feel like a bunch of 12 year olds have taken over the site
310 isnt just torrance its la
and marlborough is an all girls high school for little whores
and even making the middle one (1-310) doesnt really help this text make sense
kind of a bad one
It's cute that you guys are breaking it down and analyzing it so thoroughly... reminds me of high school English class
12:23 here, and no actually you're right, my high school English class was actually extremely enlightening and highly informative... just like high school English SHOULD be.
So, how am I "right" by saying it must have been easy? If you're trying to pull off some sort of sarcasm, you failed. I'm really not sure what you're try to say. Mostly because "and no actually you're right" needs some punctuation to make sense.
marlboro in NJ not marlborough
ah, why did she say he was her fiance. if she likes him maybe she should do something about it (easy for me to say)
To everyone that bitches that texts are fake because the area code isn't the state mentioned, I live in PA but from Cali. I spend a lot of time nearn Vegas and Seattle as well. Why is it hard to believe that people travel? Or move? College?
Wow, Malborough cigarettes, 8:57? You fail. MARLBORO
@4:46, akward? It's awkward, sweetie.
@3:55, you're pathetic for your assumptions.
this is actually kind of tragic...
310, ahhh torrance, CA
i live there :P
haha, recognizing she's pathetic is the first step to recovery ... hopefully
3:55 theres also a malborough NY, and Mass... I'm sure there are a ton.... FAIL
i just don't understand why someone would tell another person that someone is their fiance when they aren't even dating...pretty pathetic lol
fake fake fake fake fake FAKE SO FAKE, YOURE PATHETIC
I'd like to report a crazy fucking bitch in the vacinity of (310).
those marlborough girls are so damn slutty.
but theyre chill
9:47 not so much crazy... just really pathetic and desperate
If it is a girl from a high school he's having sex with that doesn't automatically mean that he and the girl who told everyone they were engaged are in high school. So why is everyone saying "Who gets engaged in high school?"
haahah marlborough girls are the hottest! and have the best parties! good work boyyyy
That's saddening :(
PEOPLE. Various towns/schools/places have the same name. Get over yourselves.
hell ya rep the 310