The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Nothing at all.
Two words, dick tiger. And it's not wrong, if it wasn't for oppurtunism nobody would get laid.
OMG dick tiger!!!!
I just laughed my ass off reading this. I salute you dick tiger gurl, you have renewed my faith in tfln. :D
It'd be weird if you didn't think like that
I don't know why, but this turned me on when I read it. She's got the right idea
You should patent that phrase because I'm going to start using it now. Dick tiger.
Dick tiger growllll
Yeah I'm sure he'd play hard to get if he wasn't on crutches.....c'mon.
"Yeah I'm sure he'd be hard if he wasn't on crutches..... c'mon."\n..sorry, i was just rephrasing it to what you wanted to say
this just gives me the idea to get my old crutches out and find a sympathy fuck
I fucking love college.
Uhh just go for it, dick tiger... I love when girls make the first move... unless you are unattractive, then I wouldn't know how he would feel lol
so I have sympathy sex to look forward to after my knee surgery? good to know!
only if she thinks you're cute
@Kamster thats a bit weird.