I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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a friend sent me pterodactyl porn.
it crashed my hard drive.
Oh I know exactly what you're talking about. You like you're perverted stories huh?
haha only in ballerado.
i won a spelling bee. all of my texts are usually spelled right haha
1. You're right, pterodactyl porn is hilarious. Especially the part with the puppet.
2. This does not seem like a good thing people. Don't know why everyone says good night.
daniel tosh reference?
hahaha! omg i love pterodactyl porn!! it was showed to me freshman year and showed EVERYONE i knew, i thought it was the funniest thing I ever saw... but the puppet is definitely the best part... that and the pterodactyls just standing there flapping their wings haha. but I can't find the video with the puppet anymore?! if anyone finds it you should totally post the link.
yeah i was just thinking this sounded similar to one of Daniel Tosh's jokes
The best part is there's a move called the pterodactyl it pissed my ex off
I don't blame her
@ 339 of course she would be pissed is that why she your ex now? although that is fucking hilarious i would hate it if someone tried that on me
grammar check on 1:08
Haha. Pterodactyl porn is hilarious! To 3:08, the puppet really is the best part. I once had an hour long convo with my friend about pterodactyl porn when I was drunk. lol. Good times!
YES! i love the pterodactyl videos
hahaha, pterodactyl porn
google it, it's hilarious
i think its great that he took the time to spell pterodactyl right.
This is prolly the best text known to man.