I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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a friend sent me pterodactyl porn.
it crashed my hard drive.
haha only in ballerado.
Oh I know exactly what you're talking about. You like you're perverted stories huh?
i won a spelling bee. all of my texts are usually spelled right haha
hahaha! omg i love pterodactyl porn!! it was showed to me freshman year and showed EVERYONE i knew, i thought it was the funniest thing I ever saw... but the puppet is definitely the best part... that and the pterodactyls just standing there flapping their wings haha. but I can't find the video with the puppet anymore?! if anyone finds it you should totally post the link.
daniel tosh reference?
yeah i was just thinking this sounded similar to one of Daniel Tosh's jokes
1. You're right, pterodactyl porn is hilarious. Especially the part with the puppet.
2. This does not seem like a good thing people. Don't know why everyone says good night.
grammar check on 1:08
The best part is there's a move called the pterodactyl it pissed my ex off
I don't blame her
YES! i love the pterodactyl videos
@ 339 of course she would be pissed is that why she your ex now? although that is fucking hilarious i would hate it if someone tried that on me
Haha. Pterodactyl porn is hilarious! To 3:08, the puppet really is the best part. I once had an hour long convo with my friend about pterodactyl porn when I was drunk. lol. Good times!
i think its great that he took the time to spell pterodactyl right.
hahaha, pterodactyl porn
google it, it's hilarious
This is prolly the best text known to man.