he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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This happens to me all the time!
Good to have an extra pocket
Face palm. 2 firsts. Who cares?
And if you still wear a whale's tail, another pocket!
?... is this a euphemism that im not getting
I wanna put my dick in your new pocket
There's a lot of loose change down there if you look hard enough.
Double facepalm. 3 firsts. Dayum!