Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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vagina and cooking skills are what men look for. future you just has to not turn crazy and your golden.
Don't feed the white trash. I mean trolls.
Up to not up too.
Shut the f uck up eighty eight
eighty-nine.. I WIN!
number of times his uncle cooked for him after tricking him into trying out his 'vagina skills'
just a poor attempt
number of times future Hatey-hate will wish that his "Uncle" still paid him late night visits.
Please also learn how "to" spell and use proper grammar. Thank you.