I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
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I hope you're good at girloral
No she didn't. Girls aren't stupid dickweed.
No she didn't. That's the worst line I've ever heard. Are you 14?
how "ballzy" of you ;)
gotta work with what god gives ya!
I'm embarresed to be in the same state... You just demened the biggest state with your tiny cock message op
She prob didn't buy it, but I'm a sucker for big balls though...
FYI: she didn't buy it, she was just humoring you.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH . wow.
not something to tell others, son
"I just told him that my boobs looked small because my stomach was so fat. He bought it!" gimme a break guy.
Hahaha, this is why I like bad texts, you get hilarious comments..
i in fact like small dicks!! im a small person, big ones hurt me!!
Was she blonde? lol j/k
your silly...i think she felt sorry for your tiny ass dick. i bet she didn't even do anything with it. your just talking mad game to one of your boyz. silly boy trix are for kidz.
wow this guy served himself up cold.
Lmao u have a tiny dick have fun with tht the rest of ur life
No she didn't. She just didn't give a shit that you're tiny because she knows she'll never let you hit it again,
Yeah, no she didn't. I like that one about the boobs and fat stomach... nice analogy!
nah broski.. it's jeremy!!! STR8 DGAF ALLDAY
Friends don't let friends in bed with boys with tiny dicks. She must not have any friends.
Dude. I don't care if they're tiny as long as they know how to use em. Size don't matter in my book.
I just use the.....Isnt it the cutest little thing you've ever seen line....it works
She didn't. She just went along to be nice. But yeah... you won't be sleeping w/ her again...
she was just fat and knew nobody else would have sex with her
you have the intelligence of your former governor
your a dum ass u jus admitted u got a lil jawn lmfao
this is greatness
She was lazy and didnt want to go find another dick. the bar was prolly closed or the party busted. im going with party busted.
No she didnt
DGAF 907 BRO.... Braaap 4 life!
pure ak logic... stay classy alaska
hey guys or girls (yeah i do both) text me for fun sometime ;) 907.440.1390 in-state/out-of-state, it's all the same
She must have been dumb
We've all got the biggest balls of them all
If you're above 6" you shouldn't have anything to worry about unless you fuck whores with grand canyon vaginas.