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  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:07am

    I hope you're good at girloral

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:24pm

    No she didn't. That's the worst line I've ever heard. Are you 14?

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:01am

    gotta work with what god gives ya!

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:03am

    No she didn't. Girls aren't stupid dickweed.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:27pm

    She prob didn't buy it, but I'm a sucker for big balls though...

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:55am

    how "ballzy" of you ;)

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:59am

    I'm embarresed to be in the same state... You just demened the biggest state with your tiny cock message op

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:20am

    not something to tell others, son

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:59pm

    Was she blonde? lol j/k

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:31pm

    "I just told him that my boobs looked small because my stomach was so fat. He bought it!" gimme a break guy.

    • 52 70
      Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:39am

      Hahaha, this is why I like bad texts, you get hilarious comments..

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:57pm

    FYI: she didn't buy it, she was just humoring you.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by hopeybergio on Oct 7, 10 at 11:14pm

    Dude. I don't care if they're tiny as long as they know how to use em. Size don't matter in my book.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:27am

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH . wow.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:12am

    nah broski.. it's jeremy!!! STR8 DGAF ALLDAY

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:31pm

    I just use the.....Isnt it the cutest little thing you've ever seen line....it works

  • 77 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:26am

    your silly...i think she felt sorry for your tiny ass dick. i bet she didn't even do anything with it. your just talking mad game to one of your boyz. silly boy trix are for kidz.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:24pm

    wow this guy served himself up cold.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 28, 10 at 12:06pm

    this is greatness

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:28pm

    Friends don't let friends in bed with boys with tiny dicks. She must not have any friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:14am

    Yeah, no she didn't. I like that one about the boobs and fat stomach... nice analogy!

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:17pm

    you have the intelligence of your former governor

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:15am

    EFFIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:40pm

    she was just fat and knew nobody else would have sex with her

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:15am

    Lmao u have a tiny dick have fun with tht the rest of ur life

  • 67 88
    Submitted by PrinceNamor on Apr 3, 10 at 10:41am

    No she didnt

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:33am

    She was lazy and didnt want to go find another dick. the bar was prolly closed or the party busted. im going with party busted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:09pm

    She didn't. She just went along to be nice. But yeah... you won't be sleeping w/ her again...

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:06pm

    your a dum ass u jus admitted u got a lil jawn lmfao

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:09am

    i in fact like small dicks!! im a small person, big ones hurt me!!

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:34pm

    No she didn't. She just didn't give a shit that you're tiny because she knows she'll never let you hit it again,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:09am

    pure ak logic... stay classy alaska

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:29am

    DGAF 907 BRO.... Braaap 4 life!

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:43am

    hey guys or girls (yeah i do both) text me for fun sometime ;) 907.440.1390 in-state/out-of-state, it's all the same

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:41am

    She must have been dumb

  • 53 81
    Submitted by mrtxtaholic on Apr 2, 10 at 11:48pm

    We've all got the biggest balls of them all

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:45pm

    If you're above 6" you shouldn't have anything to worry about unless you fuck whores with grand canyon vaginas.