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  • I hope you're good at girloral

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:07am
  • No she didn't. Girls aren't stupid dickweed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:03am
  • how "ballzy" of you ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:55am
  • No she didn't. That's the worst line I've ever heard. Are you 14?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:24pm
  • FYI: she didn't buy it, she was just humoring you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:57pm
  • gotta work with what god gives ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:01am
  • i in fact like small dicks!! im a small person, big ones hurt me!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:09am
  • I'm embarresed to be in the same state... You just demened the biggest state with your tiny cock message op

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:59am
  • "I just told him that my boobs looked small because my stomach was so fat. He bought it!" gimme a break guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:31pm
    • Hahaha, this is why I like bad texts, you get hilarious comments..

      Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:39am
  • She prob didn't buy it, but I'm a sucker for big balls though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Was she blonde? lol j/k

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:59pm
  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH . wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:27am
  • your silly...i think she felt sorry for your tiny ass dick. i bet she didn't even do anything with it. your just talking mad game to one of your boyz. silly boy trix are for kidz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:26am
  • not something to tell others, son

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:20am
  • Yeah, no she didn't. I like that one about the boobs and fat stomach... nice analogy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:14am
  • wow this guy served himself up cold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:24pm
  • No she didn't. She just didn't give a shit that you're tiny because she knows she'll never let you hit it again,

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Lmao u have a tiny dick have fun with tht the rest of ur life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:15am
  • I just use the.....Isnt it the cutest little thing you've ever seen line....it works

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Friends don't let friends in bed with boys with tiny dicks. She must not have any friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:28pm
  • She didn't. She just went along to be nice. But yeah... you won't be sleeping w/ her again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:09pm
  • EFFIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:15am
  • nah broski.. it's jeremy!!! STR8 DGAF ALLDAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:12am
  • your a dum ass u jus admitted u got a lil jawn lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Dude. I don't care if they're tiny as long as they know how to use em. Size don't matter in my book.

    Submitted by hopeybergio on Oct 7, 10 at 11:14pm
  • she was just fat and knew nobody else would have sex with her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:40pm
  • this is greatness

    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 28, 10 at 12:06pm
  • you have the intelligence of your former governor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:17pm
  • She was lazy and didnt want to go find another dick. the bar was prolly closed or the party busted. im going with party busted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:33am
  • DGAF 907 BRO.... Braaap 4 life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:29am
  • No she didnt

    Submitted by PrinceNamor on Apr 3, 10 at 10:41am
  • hey guys or girls (yeah i do both) text me for fun sometime ;) 907.440.1390 in-state/out-of-state, it's all the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:43am
  • pure ak logic... stay classy alaska

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:09am
  • We've all got the biggest balls of them all

    Submitted by mrtxtaholic on Apr 2, 10 at 11:48pm
  • She must have been dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:41am
  • If you're above 6" you shouldn't have anything to worry about unless you fuck whores with grand canyon vaginas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:45pm