its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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The chairs at McDonalds. God bless America
Clearly a girl your size should be wearing a tube top and spandex shorts when you go out.
I actually know a girl who weighs 108 pounds who has a muffin top, so you dont really know for sure shes fat.
if she's 108 and has a muffin top, then she's either 4'8", or the bitch doesn't know how to buy clothes properly. take her shopping for some better shit
You could fit on a treadmill
Sounds like my kinda gal. Fat chicks will suck your dick off and ride you into next week
If I sent this to a friend and they sent it here, I would be pissed!
I agree with mike. Lots of thin brightly colored spandex pieces to help accentuate your model like physique. I would recommend buying a couple sizes smaller than normal.
I just called you.....you did not answer...
Does the gym fit?
Oh u fancy huh
Nails done, hair done, everything did. I'm pretty sure snookie is the original poster.
You gettin ready so i know we gone be here a while. And it was definitely snookie.
How about a comprehensive diet and exercise plan?
Jenny Craig will fit anyone.
Some people just shouldn't be allowed out in public.
Stop being so fat
Sounds like a case of Slim-Fast would fit.
@anon8609 \nNahhh it's cuz skinny girls are sexier and easier to bang. Search through waves of fat to find the hole probably isn't what normal people wanna end up doing Friday night :/
My face might work
muffin top just means your clothes are too tight. skinny girls get it too as long as you aren't prepubescent and have SOME kind of hips. go up a size or two and show off the curves, any guy who wants only super thin girls probably has a small dick anyway and needs to feel "bigger"
Hefty makes something that might fit
Either lose the muffin top or buy spanx
I love every single one of the comments to this post! And for the OP I think if you wear a moomoo you should be in the clear!
Duh. Swimsuit sizes suck.
Buy bigger clothes.
I bet if you'd take your fat ass to the gym you'd find something to fit. Remember, fast food is only your friend if you are skinny and eat it in moderation.
Keepin New Jersey proud...
Just stay in your trailer and never come out. Because humanity hates your life.
A diet perhaps..
A diet would be a good fit, fat ass
I still find girls wearing bedsheets attractive...oh wait,! No I don't
Oohhhh yeah I'd hit it!
Fat chick alert
A bed sheet
Cardboard boxes are cheap and fit perfectly for "square figures"
Get punched in the jaw and have it wired shut. That will solve your fat issues pretty darn quick.
Try shopping at plus size shops. There are lots of great outfits for bigger girls. :)
This just in big and tall now has a circus tent section in both fat and damn she is big enjoy
A bullet should fit just fine....
All the fatties are voting thumbs down.....LOL!
Nope all the people that aren't cunts are voting down. \n\nIn response to the text...TOGA TOGA TOGA!
How about the plus size store?
A treadmill should work...
Amen sister. : 8 )
I wonder if a diet would fit you
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!
Try a tarp fatty
MIDDLETOWN all the way
a gym might...