It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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This reminds me of the Superman/Lois sex argument in Mallrats. "I bet he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. The only way he can bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom... and that'd kill him."
Didnt know natalie portman was on TFLN
He made good snoo snoo
yes and possibly the best futurama episode made
Hope this was a joke, taking plan b is basically like taking a huge dose of regular birth control pills all at once. If you're also on birth contol pills it can really fuck with your hormones and make you sick.
But a condom will stop his sperm and it'll save you money!
@LiquidTekFuckStick If you read the text Plan A was birth control. Making Plan B, well fucking Plan B. Good for her. Great sex and no sex trophies running around.
My kinda sex!!
@ suck_my_cock ; I'm reading these from a phone so all I read is the Thor comment, not to mention that birth control is not meant to be a substitute for condoms. You might want to research b4 you open that dirty mouth/ put it to a better use ;)
Sounds like great sex
Wouldn't that be a Loki if they were placebos, considering you don't know what Plan A was (condoms) I doubt you actually know what Plan B is.
lol I love girls who only been with boys when they get their first taste of men...they think your a god for your *wobbles hand* "meh" game