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  • This reminds me of the Superman/Lois sex argument in Mallrats. "I bet he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. The only way he can bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom... and that'd kill him."

    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Apr 10, 12 at 5:13pm
  • Didnt know natalie portman was on TFLN

    Submitted by andynator on Apr 10, 12 at 6:52pm
  • He made good snoo snoo

    Submitted by RadGnar702 on Apr 10, 12 at 10:59pm
  • Hope this was a joke, taking plan b is basically like taking a huge dose of regular birth control pills all at once. If you're also on birth contol pills it can really fuck with your hormones and make you sick.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Apr 10, 12 at 5:57pm
  • @LiquidTekFuckStick If you read the text Plan A was birth control. Making Plan B, well fucking Plan B. Good for her. Great sex and no sex trophies running around.

    Submitted by on_the_clock on Apr 11, 12 at 11:04pm
  • But a condom will stop his sperm and it'll save you money!

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 10, 12 at 4:28pm
  • My kinda sex!!

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Apr 10, 12 at 10:25pm
  • @ suck_my_cock ; I'm reading these from a phone so all I read is the Thor comment, not to mention that birth control is not meant to be a substitute for condoms. You might want to research b4 you open that dirty mouth/ put it to a better use ;)

    Submitted by LiquidTecktonik on Apr 12, 12 at 7:31am
  • RgfhoivdygY

    Submitted by heghv on Apr 11, 12 at 7:18am
  • "Kobe!..."

    Submitted by anonymous171717 on Apr 10, 12 at 11:45pm
  • lol I love girls who only been with boys when they get their first taste of men...they think your a god for your *wobbles hand* "meh" game

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 10, 12 at 8:17pm
  • Sounds like great sex

    Submitted by niceman on Apr 11, 12 at 10:21am
  • Wouldn't that be a Loki if they were placebos, considering you don't know what Plan A was (condoms) I doubt you actually know what Plan B is.

    Submitted by LiquidTecktonik on Apr 10, 12 at 5:16pm