So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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That's fucking brilliant
FRESNO where you atttttt!!!
Your my new hero mate
Ain't the 559 great!
Ouch! No wonder we are know as the drunkest city!!!
I feel bad for laughing at this
That's the only thing there's to do in the 559. God I need to move away from this shitty area.
Bahahahhaa. This is epic.
Epic win- guy or girl!!
Yessss!!!! Guy or girl, that shits hilarious!
Lmfao. Love my hometown!
Only in the nickel nickel nine
That's right stay classy
Nice, ha ha! Just fantastic
Lmao love 559!!!! So awesome !
Hah this submit is the perfect definition of a pimp.
crap, had texts like that :p
Belmont hoes always try texting me back too :-/
Now that's funny shit right there !!!
hahaha this was just great an original spin on a text seen over and over
Nice that's fucked up!
Bananas in pajamas suck dick
I lol'd at this
Fresno bulldogs u kno!
Hahaha its hilarious because that girl sounds clingy and annoying.
Gotta love the central valley..and the fact we've all been in a similar situation!!