So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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That's fucking brilliant
FRESNO where you atttttt!!!
Ain't the 559 great!
Your my new hero mate
I feel bad for laughing at this
Ouch! No wonder we are know as the drunkest city!!!
Epic win- guy or girl!!
That's the only thing there's to do in the 559. God I need to move away from this shitty area.
Bahahahhaa. This is epic.
Yessss!!!! Guy or girl, that shits hilarious!
Lmfao. Love my hometown!
Only in the nickel nickel nine
That's right stay classy
Lmao love 559!!!! So awesome !
Nice, ha ha! Just fantastic
Hah this submit is the perfect definition of a pimp.
crap, had texts like that :p
hahaha this was just great an original spin on a text seen over and over
Now that's funny shit right there !!!
I lol'd at this
Belmont hoes always try texting me back too :-/
Bananas in pajamas suck dick
Nice that's fucked up!
Hahaha its hilarious because that girl sounds clingy and annoying.
Fresno bulldogs u kno!
Gotta love the central valley..and the fact we've all been in a similar situation!!