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  • 105 39
    Submitted by slutguts on Mar 4, 10 at 4:40am
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    That's fucking brilliant

  • 53 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:12am
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    That's the only thing there's to do in the 559. God I need to move away from this shitty area.

  • 50 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:01am
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    FRESNO where you atttttt!!!

  • 52 38
    Submitted by amorous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:07am
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    Ain't the 559 great!

  • 50 38
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 4, 10 at 9:33am
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    Yessss!!!! Guy or girl, that shits hilarious!

  • 40 25
    Submitted by Troubled on Mar 4, 10 at 9:03am
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    Ouch! No wonder we are know as the drunkest city!!!

  • 45 35
    Submitted by xXDizzXx on Mar 4, 10 at 4:47am
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    Bahahahhaa. This is epic.

  • 44 35
    Submitted by mancusoproject on Mar 5, 10 at 1:44am
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    Haha, epic.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by ironic12501 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:35am
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    Lmfao. Love my hometown!

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:25pm
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    Fucking EPIC!!!

  • 45 44
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 4, 10 at 5:24pm
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    Epic win- guy or girl!!

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:55am
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    Hahaha WIN

  • 36 28
    Submitted by ParadiseP10 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:15pm
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    Bahahah priceless

  • 40 36
    Submitted by coxy52k on Mar 4, 10 at 7:10am
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    Great reply!

  • 34 26
    Submitted by knomye on Mar 4, 10 at 12:25pm
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    Incredible!!!! LMAO!!!

  • 38 37
    Submitted by gusmac33 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:49pm
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    Lol!!!

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Jjhamon on Mar 4, 10 at 7:38am
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    Nice that's fucked up!

  • 36 34
    Submitted by lawbitch on Mar 4, 10 at 3:14am
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    Lmao love 559!!!! So awesome !

  • 37 37
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 4, 10 at 3:54am
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    Niccce.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by mesh20 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:20pm
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    That's right stay classy

  • 33 31
    Submitted by omoc on Mar 4, 10 at 5:48pm
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    Epic win

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:05am
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    I feel bad for laughing at this

  • 31 33
    Submitted by incendie on Mar 4, 10 at 7:42pm
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    hahaha this was just great an original spin on a text seen over and over

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:33am
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    FresNO!!

  • 25 26
    Submitted by stoopid_dood on May 13, 10 at 4:12pm
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    Only in the nickel nickel nine

  • 25 27
    Submitted by Wannasnuggle05 on Mar 5, 10 at 6:07pm
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    Gotta love the central valley..and the fact we've all been in a similar situation!!

  • 23 23
    Submitted by AHM on Mar 5, 10 at 8:44am
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    Hah this submit is the perfect definition of a pimp.

  • 26 29
    Submitted by BStuck on Mar 4, 10 at 10:19pm
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    I lol'd at this

  • 34 45
    Submitted by CaptainStabbin on Mar 4, 10 at 4:55am
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    Bananas in pajamas suck dick

  • 25 28
    Submitted by From5ive5ive9 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:59pm
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    Belmont hoes always try texting me back too :-/

  • 33 44
    Submitted by spadesjr on Mar 4, 10 at 3:36am
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    Whore

  • 21 22
    Submitted by evidence559 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:46am
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    Shaaaaow

  • 25 31
    Submitted by megabroke on Mar 5, 10 at 10:32pm
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    WIN lol

  • 28 37
    Submitted by ZGator on Mar 4, 10 at 3:50am
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    Just perfect!

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:48am
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    Now that's funny shit right there !!!

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:16pm
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    Fresno bulldogs u kno!

  • 34 50
    Submitted by tchris1 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:55am
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    HA HA!!!

  • 22 27
    Submitted by miguelq999 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:21pm
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    Haha perfect

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Bomann on Mar 4, 10 at 3:54am
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    Nice, ha ha! Just fantastic

  • 12 16
    Submitted by rousie46 on May 16, 11 at 2:42pm
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    Your my new hero mate

  • 6 6
    Submitted by mel69 on Sep 13, 11 at 3:57pm
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    crap, had texts like that :p

  • 0 0
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 4, 12 at 10:40pm
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    Hahaha its hilarious because that girl sounds clingy and annoying.

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