So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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That's fucking brilliant
FRESNO where you atttttt!!!
Your my new hero mate
Ain't the 559 great!
I feel bad for laughing at this
Ouch! No wonder we are know as the drunkest city!!!
That's the only thing there's to do in the 559. God I need to move away from this shitty area.
Bahahahhaa. This is epic.
Yessss!!!! Guy or girl, that shits hilarious!
Lmfao. Love my hometown!
Epic win- guy or girl!!
Only in the nickel nickel nine
Hah this submit is the perfect definition of a pimp.
Nice, ha ha! Just fantastic
That's right stay classy
Lmao love 559!!!! So awesome !
crap, had texts like that :p
hahaha this was just great an original spin on a text seen over and over
Nice that's fucked up!
Belmont hoes always try texting me back too :-/
I lol'd at this
Bananas in pajamas suck dick
Hahaha its hilarious because that girl sounds clingy and annoying.
Now that's funny shit right there !!!
Fresno bulldogs u kno!
Gotta love the central valley..and the fact we've all been in a similar situation!!