So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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That's fucking brilliant
FRESNO where you atttttt!!!
Ain't the 559 great!
Your my new hero mate
Ouch! No wonder we are know as the drunkest city!!!
I feel bad for laughing at this
That's the only thing there's to do in the 559. God I need to move away from this shitty area.
Epic win- guy or girl!!
Yessss!!!! Guy or girl, that shits hilarious!
Bahahahhaa. This is epic.
Lmfao. Love my hometown!
That's right stay classy
Only in the nickel nickel nine
Lmao love 559!!!! So awesome !
Nice, ha ha! Just fantastic
Hah this submit is the perfect definition of a pimp.
crap, had texts like that :p
hahaha this was just great an original spin on a text seen over and over
Now that's funny shit right there !!!
Belmont hoes always try texting me back too :-/
Bananas in pajamas suck dick
I lol'd at this
Nice that's fucked up!
Hahaha its hilarious because that girl sounds clingy and annoying.
Fresno bulldogs u kno!
Gotta love the central valley..and the fact we've all been in a similar situation!!