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  So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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  That depends on who this is.

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• That's fucking brilliant

  Submitted by slutguts on Mar 4, 10 at 4:40am

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• FRESNO where you atttttt!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:01am

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• Lol!!!

  Submitted by gusmac33 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:49pm

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• Ain't the 559 great!

  Submitted by amorous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:07am

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• Your my new hero mate

  Submitted by rousie46 on May 16, 11 at 2:42pm

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• Ouch! No wonder we are know as the drunkest city!!!

  Submitted by Troubled on Mar 4, 10 at 9:03am

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• I feel bad for laughing at this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:05am

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• Epic win- guy or girl!!

  Submitted by jprincess on Mar 4, 10 at 5:24pm

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• That's the only thing there's to do in the 559. God I need to move away from this shitty area.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:12am

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• Hahaha WIN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:55am

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• Niccce.

  Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 4, 10 at 3:54am

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• Haha, epic.

  Submitted by mancusoproject on Mar 5, 10 at 1:44am

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• Bahahahhaa. This is epic.

  Submitted by xXDizzXx on Mar 4, 10 at 4:47am

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• HA HA!!!

  Submitted by tchris1 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:55am

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• Yessss!!!! Guy or girl, that shits hilarious!

  Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 4, 10 at 9:33am

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• Incredible!!!! LMAO!!!

  Submitted by knomye on Mar 4, 10 at 12:25pm

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• WIN lol

  Submitted by megabroke on Mar 5, 10 at 10:32pm

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• Great reply!

  Submitted by coxy52k on Mar 4, 10 at 7:10am

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• Lmfao. Love my hometown!

  Submitted by ironic12501 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:35am

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• Only in the nickel nickel nine

  Submitted by stoopid_dood on May 13, 10 at 4:12pm

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• Bahahah priceless

  Submitted by ParadiseP10 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:15pm

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• That's right stay classy

  Submitted by mesh20 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:20pm

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• Nice, ha ha! Just fantastic

  Submitted by Bomann on Mar 4, 10 at 3:54am

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• Lmao love 559!!!! So awesome !

  Submitted by lawbitch on Mar 4, 10 at 3:14am

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• Fucking EPIC!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:25pm

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• Hah this submit is the perfect definition of a pimp.

  Submitted by AHM on Mar 5, 10 at 8:44am

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• crap, had texts like that :p

  Submitted by mel69 on Sep 13, 11 at 3:57pm

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• Whore

  Submitted by spadesjr on Mar 4, 10 at 3:36am

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• Just perfect!

  Submitted by ZGator on Mar 4, 10 at 3:50am

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• Haha perfect

  Submitted by miguelq999 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:21pm

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• hahaha this was just great an original spin on a text seen over and over

  Submitted by incendie on Mar 4, 10 at 7:42pm

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• Now that's funny shit right there !!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:48am

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• I lol'd at this

  Submitted by BStuck on Mar 4, 10 at 10:19pm

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• Belmont hoes always try texting me back too :-/

  Submitted by From5ive5ive9 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:59pm

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• Bananas in pajamas suck dick

  Submitted by CaptainStabbin on Mar 4, 10 at 4:55am

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• FresNO!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:33am

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• Nice that's fucked up!

  Submitted by Jjhamon on Mar 4, 10 at 7:38am

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• Epic win

  Submitted by omoc on Mar 4, 10 at 5:48pm

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• Shaaaaow

  Submitted by evidence559 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:46am

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• Hahaha its hilarious because that girl sounds clingy and annoying.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 4, 12 at 10:40pm

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• Fresno bulldogs u kno!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:16pm

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• Gotta love the central valley..and the fact we've all been in a similar situation!!

  Submitted by Wannasnuggle05 on Mar 5, 10 at 6:07pm

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