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  • Submitted by slutguts on Mar 4, 10 at 4:40am

    That's fucking brilliant

  • Submitted by amorous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:07am

    Ain't the 559 great!

  • Submitted by gusmac33 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:49pm

    Lol!!!

  • 99 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:01am

    FRESNO where you atttttt!!!

  • 93 73
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 4, 10 at 3:54am

    Niccce.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:55am

    Hahaha WIN

  • 97 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:12am

    That's the only thing there's to do in the 559. God I need to move away from this shitty area.

  • 96 90
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 4, 10 at 5:24pm

    Epic win- guy or girl!!

  • 81 66
    Submitted by Troubled on Mar 4, 10 at 9:03am

    Ouch! No wonder we are know as the drunkest city!!!

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:05am

    I feel bad for laughing at this

  • Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 4, 10 at 9:33am

    Yessss!!!! Guy or girl, that shits hilarious!

  • 91 90
    Submitted by mancusoproject on Mar 5, 10 at 1:44am

    Haha, epic.

  • 89 88
    Submitted by xXDizzXx on Mar 4, 10 at 4:47am

    Bahahahhaa. This is epic.

  • 81 85
    Submitted by ParadiseP10 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:15pm

    Bahahah priceless

  • 86 96
    Submitted by ironic12501 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:35am

    Lmfao. Love my hometown!

  • 83 94
    Submitted by coxy52k on Mar 4, 10 at 7:10am

    Great reply!

  • 77 84
    Submitted by knomye on Mar 4, 10 at 12:25pm

    Incredible!!!! LMAO!!!

  • 82 94
    Submitted by Bomann on Mar 4, 10 at 3:54am

    Nice, ha ha! Just fantastic

  • 80 90
    Submitted by ZGator on Mar 4, 10 at 3:50am

    Just perfect!

  • 76 82
    Submitted by lawbitch on Mar 4, 10 at 3:14am

    Lmao love 559!!!! So awesome !

  • 83 97
    Submitted by tchris1 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:55am

    HA HA!!!

  • 73 79
    Submitted by megabroke on Mar 5, 10 at 10:32pm

    WIN lol

  • 63 60
    Submitted by miguelq999 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:21pm

    Haha perfect

  • 71 78
    Submitted by omoc on Mar 4, 10 at 5:48pm

    Epic win

  • Submitted by mesh20 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:20pm

    That's right stay classy

  • 73 84
    Submitted by BStuck on Mar 4, 10 at 10:19pm

    I lol'd at this

  • 68 79
    Submitted by AHM on Mar 5, 10 at 8:44am

    Hah this submit is the perfect definition of a pimp.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by stoopid_dood on May 13, 10 at 4:12pm

    Only in the nickel nickel nine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:25pm

    Fucking EPIC!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:33am

    FresNO!!

  • 49 50
    Submitted by rousie46 on May 16, 11 at 2:42pm

    Your my new hero mate

  • 56 66
    Submitted by From5ive5ive9 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:59pm

    Belmont hoes always try texting me back too :-/

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:16pm

    Fresno bulldogs u kno!

  • 72 99
    Submitted by CaptainStabbin on Mar 4, 10 at 4:55am

    Bananas in pajamas suck dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 3:48am

    Now that's funny shit right there !!!

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Jjhamon on Mar 4, 10 at 7:38am

    Nice that's fucked up!

  • 64 86
    Submitted by incendie on Mar 4, 10 at 7:42pm

    hahaha this was just great an original spin on a text seen over and over

  • 39 37
    Submitted by mel69 on Sep 13, 11 at 3:57pm

    crap, had texts like that :p

  • Submitted by spadesjr on Mar 4, 10 at 3:36am

    Whore

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Wannasnuggle05 on Mar 5, 10 at 6:07pm

    Gotta love the central valley..and the fact we've all been in a similar situation!!

  • 37 44
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 4, 12 at 10:40pm

    Hahaha its hilarious because that girl sounds clingy and annoying.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by evidence559 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:46am

    Shaaaaow