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  • I remember my first beer

    Submitted by dstone905 on Nov 28, 10 at 12:22pm
  • I can only guess it said "WTF I'm so drunk I downed a packet of salt waiting in del taco"

    Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 28, 10 at 11:58am
  • '...food at Del Taco' is spelled correctly and that's all that matters.

    Submitted by caligal14 on Nov 28, 10 at 7:11pm
  • Not all phones do have auto correct, many of them don't. It's very easy to have texts that are misspelled when you're drunk.

    Submitted by morningwood on Nov 28, 10 at 12:50pm
  • Looks like someone has a touch screen.

    Submitted by jackandjill on Nov 28, 10 at 6:03pm
  • It's funny because this person is drunk so the can't text right

    Submitted by legonut4 on Nov 28, 10 at 11:47am
  • sounds like you really don't need any more help dehydrating yourself...

    Submitted by asdf on Nov 28, 10 at 3:39pm
  • Not included: anyone asking for your belief. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Hierro on Nov 28, 10 at 5:31pm
  • I mean: I'm so drunk I downed a packet of salt waiting for food at del taco.

    Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 28, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Eye'm a tardbox.

    Submitted by squibkick on Nov 28, 10 at 8:36pm
  • I love salt!

    Submitted by pmkatter on Dec 1, 10 at 11:00pm
  • how did that go again?

    Submitted by gingy36 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:07am
  • The misspelling is clearly fake because if you were this blitzed you probably wouldn't be able to open texts on your phone.... And the attempted text isn't even funny.

    Submitted by dyell on Nov 28, 10 at 4:18pm
    • ...because drunk texting is clearly a myth. No, no, that didn't happen last night at all.

      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 29, 10 at 1:25am
  • In Sovieet Russai, you makke drunc text look liec idiot. Fried!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 28, 10 at 11:43am
  • Because phones don't have auto-correct you know? If it was a string of legible words that didn't fit together then I'd believe it.

    Submitted by deniedaccess on Nov 28, 10 at 12:15pm