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  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 27, 11 at 4:08pm

    Lose 10 pounds and learn to make a sandwich

  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 27, 11 at 4:55pm

    Just lift it up stupid.

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    Submitted by deftone_sam on Jul 27, 11 at 6:08pm

    You are a fucking champ!!!

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    Submitted by blowme469 on Jul 27, 11 at 4:46pm

    Wedding cake is the most fattening substance known to man. Make sure you don't look fat already and avoid getting cum stains on your dress incase you want to sell it down the road. Good luck!

  • 71 51
    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Jul 27, 11 at 11:33pm

    Lift it up and bend over. Duh.

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    Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 27, 11 at 4:55pm

    wish the last wedding i attended had bridesmaides like this

  • 58 59
    Submitted by bballer168 on Jul 27, 11 at 4:08pm

    sounds like it's going to be a merry night. lol.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by coucoune55 on Jul 27, 11 at 7:41pm

    Did the same ;)

  • 33 28
    Submitted by hotgeekgirl on Dec 3, 11 at 12:50am

    Very simple solution - do not wear any panties.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by JunkShot on Jul 28, 11 at 11:56pm

    Sheer poetry, now go wax that zipper ;)

  • 39 42
    Submitted by iso on Jul 28, 11 at 9:45am

    I want to meet this girl...

  • 41 49
    Submitted by phorn84 on Jul 30, 11 at 9:30am

    If you're from Lexington I can help you out.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by that706dude on Jul 28, 11 at 10:05am

    Mom?

  • 38 44
    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Jul 28, 11 at 1:06pm

    Gotta plan ahead

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 27, 11 at 7:55pm

    Lose the 10 or 70 pounds to start with. Seems most bridesmaids are fat.

    • 41 41
      Submitted by none12345 on Jul 28, 11 at 1:13am

      and that's why they're bridesmaids