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  • Submitted by Maze95 on Sep 9, 10 at 1:40pm

    A condom is easier to change than a diaper.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 9, 10 at 1:27pm

    new thought condoms! just think about one and instantly have "mental" protection...

    • Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 9, 10 at 4:56pm

      The best protect from imaginary STDs

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 9, 10 at 4:00pm

    I bet if she told you she was ready to be a mom, so it's ok, you'd have it wrapped in a flash.

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    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Sep 10, 10 at 3:31pm

    have you finally learned to do all that is necessary?

  • Submitted by 4 on Sep 9, 10 at 11:06pm

    @michguy nice reference to other tfln's

  • Submitted by MrBigStick on Sep 9, 10 at 3:07pm

    Yeaaa... No... That doesn't work with women in ANY way..

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 9, 10 at 2:37pm

    have fun with that child support

  • Submitted by Jiro117 on Sep 9, 10 at 1:23pm

    At least he was honest...

  • Submitted by datindianguy on Sep 10, 10 at 3:47am

    "and that kids is the story of how i met your mother"

  • Submitted by britishaccent on Sep 10, 10 at 10:31am

    and nine months later... ;D

  • Submitted by bigoledonkeybutt on Sep 10, 10 at 4:59pm

    That's okay. I didn't get this odd rash around my crotch checked out. But I thought about it. Gotta count for something.