how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Quite the conundrum, try using weed instead
ask her if she's read "catch 22"
If I had a nickel for every time that was the case...
that's what viagra and red bull are for - man up
Way too many haters here. It is not easy to tell a girl that. Trust me, they don't take it well.
@7:13: There is only Zuul.
Just fuck her sober. If you're nailing some chick, you should like her enough to not need alcohol in order to stick it in her. Man up; it's Manuary.
How sad your life is.
I pray this is not a Wabash Man.
Pop a Viagra then proceed to rapidly get hammered then have fun!!!!
theres an app for that
thats called whiskie dick dawg
you took the words right out of my mouth
When you're young you can drink and get hard (and stay hard - which is the real issue)
When you're older, it gets tougher. Sucks.
That's messed up, if u need to get fucked up befor u fuck u should get a diff girl, lol
OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!
1:59 Your insult doesn't work with 12:44's statement. Learn context.
What is Zuul? That's funny cuz my last name is Zulu. Coincidence? I think not...
you are in a predicament
12:44 vibrators don't moan
Just tell her you're not worth shit now, and get it over with.
Haha don't tell her. Obviously you need someone sexier with hella experience such as me. ;)
Alcohol is a depressant so it not supposed to get you hard. It just lowers your inhibitions so you can fuck fat, ugly chicks.
Maybe she's just that ugly!!
Lol at 6:38.
If you have ever watched Ghostbusters, then you should know who Zuul is and why its funny.
Tito say he will take care of your sister
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
Pink shirt with popped white polo
my boyfriend likes hearing me moan.
Who the fuck says "hard on"
Have her give you head first. Might help.
Don't use that shit as an excuse
12:32 it's probably a college situation. You have to have at least 50 under your belt before graduation.......sooooooo yeah....
Indiana represent? My god... Just find the
Keymaster and move on
have some standards... if you can't fuck her sober why on earth are you even asking this. find someone attractive.
THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL.
Watch ghostbusters you damn kids.
Wow sometimes I'm ashamed I'm in the 765 area code. This is just ridiculous. Grow the fuck up!
By asking her to pick up Viagra on the way ovet
@ 6:13, i would like your number please, thanks
Take an Ambien and give her one too. It'll be sone crazy sex until you both black out. Lol
6:38. Damn nothing gets past u guys. Wow
Stop drinking and find a new girl
keep your eyes closed and picture kim kardashian!
In soviet Russia, the alcohol does you.
Don't tell her. If you are unhappy in that area so much so that it's causing you this kind of problem then you owe it to the both of you to end the relationship. You both deserve to be happy and satisfied.
I like hearing you moan too!!!
If u can't get a hard on when ur drunk your not a man. I'm the man of steel when I drink.