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  • Quite the conundrum, try using weed instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:43pm
  • ask her if she's read "catch 22"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:55pm
  • If I had a nickel for every time that was the case...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:39pm
  • that's what viagra and red bull are for - man up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Way too many haters here. It is not easy to tell a girl that. Trust me, they don't take it well.

    Submitted by IUalum85 on May 22, 10 at 8:40pm
  • @7:13: There is only Zuul. Just fuck her sober. If you're nailing some chick, you should like her enough to not need alcohol in order to stick it in her. Man up; it's Manuary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:21pm
  • How sad your life is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:32pm
  • I pray this is not a Wabash Man.

    Submitted by dreklo86 on Jan 11, 10 at 1:50pm
  • Pop a Viagra then proceed to rapidly get hammered then have fun!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:35pm
  • theres an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:06pm
  • thats called whiskie dick dawg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:46am
  • you took the words right out of my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:01pm
  • When you're young you can drink and get hard (and stay hard - which is the real issue) When you're older, it gets tougher. Sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:44pm
  • That's messed up, if u need to get fucked up befor u fuck u should get a diff girl, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:04pm
  • OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:29pm
  • 1:59 Your insult doesn't work with 12:44's statement. Learn context.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:59pm
  • What is Zuul? That's funny cuz my last name is Zulu. Coincidence? I think not...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:23pm
  • you are in a predicament

    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 11, 10 at 6:10am
  • 12:44 vibrators don't moan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Just tell her you're not worth shit now, and get it over with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:40pm
  • 6:36 Hahahahahahaha!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Haha don't tell her. Obviously you need someone sexier with hella experience such as me. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:13pm
  • Alcohol is a depressant so it not supposed to get you hard. It just lowers your inhibitions so you can fuck fat, ugly chicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:33pm
  • Maybe she's just that ugly!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Lol at 6:38. If you have ever watched Ghostbusters, then you should know who Zuul is and why its funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:17pm
  • Tito say he will take care of your sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:46pm
  • Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Pink shirt with popped white polo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:19am
  • my boyfriend likes hearing me moan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Who the fuck says "hard on"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Have her give you head first. Might help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:58am
  • Don't use that shit as an excuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:02pm
  • 12:32 it's probably a college situation. You have to have at least 50 under your belt before graduation.......sooooooo yeah....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Indiana represent? My god... Just find the Keymaster and move on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:57pm
  • have some standards... if you can't fuck her sober why on earth are you even asking this. find someone attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:32pm
  • THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL. Watch ghostbusters you damn kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Wow sometimes I'm ashamed I'm in the 765 area code. This is just ridiculous. Grow the fuck up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:57pm
  • By asking her to pick up Viagra on the way ovet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:43am
  • @ 6:13, i would like your number please, thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Take an Ambien and give her one too. It'll be sone crazy sex until you both black out. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:20pm
  • 6:38. Damn nothing gets past u guys. Wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Stop drinking and find a new girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:04pm
  • keep your eyes closed and picture kim kardashian!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:46pm
  • In soviet Russia, the alcohol does you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:27am
  • Don't tell her. If you are unhappy in that area so much so that it's causing you this kind of problem then you owe it to the both of you to end the relationship. You both deserve to be happy and satisfied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:44pm
  • I like hearing you moan too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59pm
  • If u can't get a hard on when ur drunk your not a man. I'm the man of steel when I drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:06pm
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