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  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:43pm

    Quite the conundrum, try using weed instead

  • 63 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:55pm

    ask her if she's read "catch 22"

  • 57 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:39pm

    If I had a nickel for every time that was the case...

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:21pm

    @7:13: There is only Zuul. Just fuck her sober. If you're nailing some chick, you should like her enough to not need alcohol in order to stick it in her. Man up; it's Manuary.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:32pm

    How sad your life is.

  • 49 38
    Submitted by dreklo86 on Jan 11, 10 at 1:50pm

    I pray this is not a Wabash Man.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:30pm

    that's what viagra and red bull are for - man up

  • 40 28
    Submitted by IUalum85 on May 22, 10 at 8:40pm

    Way too many haters here. It is not easy to tell a girl that. Trust me, they don't take it well.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:04pm

    That's messed up, if u need to get fucked up befor u fuck u should get a diff girl, lol

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:46am

    thats called whiskie dick dawg

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:06pm

    theres an app for that

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:35pm

    Pop a Viagra then proceed to rapidly get hammered then have fun!!!!

  • 35 29
    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 11, 10 at 6:10am

    you are in a predicament

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:44pm

    When you're young you can drink and get hard (and stay hard - which is the real issue) When you're older, it gets tougher. Sucks.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:41pm

    Maybe she's just that ugly!!

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:59pm

    1:59 Your insult doesn't work with 12:44's statement. Learn context.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:02pm

    Don't use that shit as an excuse

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:19am

    Pink shirt with popped white polo

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:29pm

    OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:24pm

    Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59pm

    12:44 vibrators don't moan

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:06pm

    6:36 Hahahahahahaha!!!!

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:13pm

    Haha don't tell her. Obviously you need someone sexier with hella experience such as me. ;)

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:29pm

    Who the fuck says "hard on"

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:20pm

    Take an Ambien and give her one too. It'll be sone crazy sex until you both black out. Lol

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:01pm

    you took the words right out of my mouth

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:44pm

    my boyfriend likes hearing me moan.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:58am

    Have her give you head first. Might help.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:29pm

    THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL. Watch ghostbusters you damn kids.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:57pm

    Indiana represent? My god... Just find the Keymaster and move on

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:33pm

    Alcohol is a depressant so it not supposed to get you hard. It just lowers your inhibitions so you can fuck fat, ugly chicks.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:17pm

    Lol at 6:38. If you have ever watched Ghostbusters, then you should know who Zuul is and why its funny.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:23pm

    What is Zuul? That's funny cuz my last name is Zulu. Coincidence? I think not...

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59pm

    12:32 it's probably a college situation. You have to have at least 50 under your belt before graduation.......sooooooo yeah....

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:22pm

    6:38. Damn nothing gets past u guys. Wow

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:04pm

    Stop drinking and find a new girl

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:44pm

    Don't tell her. If you are unhappy in that area so much so that it's causing you this kind of problem then you owe it to the both of you to end the relationship. You both deserve to be happy and satisfied.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:46pm

    Tito say he will take care of your sister

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:40pm

    Just tell her you're not worth shit now, and get it over with.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:57pm

    Wow sometimes I'm ashamed I'm in the 765 area code. This is just ridiculous. Grow the fuck up!

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:43am

    By asking her to pick up Viagra on the way ovet

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:32pm

    have some standards... if you can't fuck her sober why on earth are you even asking this. find someone attractive.

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:46pm

    keep your eyes closed and picture kim kardashian!

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:06pm

    If u can't get a hard on when ur drunk your not a man. I'm the man of steel when I drink.

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:27am

    In soviet Russia, the alcohol does you.

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:31pm

    @ 6:13, i would like your number please, thanks

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59pm

    I like hearing you moan too!!!