how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Quite the conundrum, try using weed instead
ask her if she's read "catch 22"
@7:13: There is only Zuul.
Just fuck her sober. If you're nailing some chick, you should like her enough to not need alcohol in order to stick it in her. Man up; it's Manuary.
If I had a nickel for every time that was the case...
that's what viagra and red bull are for - man up
Way too many haters here. It is not easy to tell a girl that. Trust me, they don't take it well.
I pray this is not a Wabash Man.
How sad your life is.
Pop a Viagra then proceed to rapidly get hammered then have fun!!!!
theres an app for that
1:59 Your insult doesn't work with 12:44's statement. Learn context.
thats called whiskie dick dawg
That's messed up, if u need to get fucked up befor u fuck u should get a diff girl, lol
OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!
you took the words right out of my mouth
you are in a predicament
When you're young you can drink and get hard (and stay hard - which is the real issue)
When you're older, it gets tougher. Sucks.
What is Zuul? That's funny cuz my last name is Zulu. Coincidence? I think not...
Just tell her you're not worth shit now, and get it over with.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
Maybe she's just that ugly!!
12:44 vibrators don't moan
Alcohol is a depressant so it not supposed to get you hard. It just lowers your inhibitions so you can fuck fat, ugly chicks.
Pink shirt with popped white polo
Tito say he will take care of your sister
Who the fuck says "hard on"
Haha don't tell her. Obviously you need someone sexier with hella experience such as me. ;)
Lol at 6:38.
If you have ever watched Ghostbusters, then you should know who Zuul is and why its funny.
Have her give you head first. Might help.
Don't use that shit as an excuse
my boyfriend likes hearing me moan.
Indiana represent? My god... Just find the
Keymaster and move on
have some standards... if you can't fuck her sober why on earth are you even asking this. find someone attractive.
THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL.
Watch ghostbusters you damn kids.
6:38. Damn nothing gets past u guys. Wow
Stop drinking and find a new girl
12:32 it's probably a college situation. You have to have at least 50 under your belt before graduation.......sooooooo yeah....
Wow sometimes I'm ashamed I'm in the 765 area code. This is just ridiculous. Grow the fuck up!
Take an Ambien and give her one too. It'll be sone crazy sex until you both black out. Lol
By asking her to pick up Viagra on the way ovet
keep your eyes closed and picture kim kardashian!
In soviet Russia, the alcohol does you.
@ 6:13, i would like your number please, thanks
If u can't get a hard on when ur drunk your not a man. I'm the man of steel when I drink.
Don't tell her. If you are unhappy in that area so much so that it's causing you this kind of problem then you owe it to the both of you to end the relationship. You both deserve to be happy and satisfied.
I like hearing you moan too!!!