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  • 88 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:26am

    Tells me that you hook up with d-bags.

  • 80 46
    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 6, 10 at 2:21pm

    tells me you been havin my luck :-/

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:50am

    i get like that over cars. i hate when my boyfriend points them out. especially the new SRT!!! omg totally HOT!

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:30pm

    it tells me that if I were your husband I would cancel all my credit cards and move my money to an offshore account that you can't touch...

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:50pm

    open toe is better than camel toe anyday.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:57am

    I totally took this the wrong way, having nearly had sex in a Macy's...

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:08pm

    oh i love shoegasames...mmm they are the best...mm

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:11am

    that you should have gone to nordstrom or bloomingdales if you wanted to have multiples.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:17pm

    you just fucking love shoes O.O

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:10am

    I give 5:39 a 4 out of 10. You had the right idea, but I feel like you could have done a lot better. I would have gone with "unmarked white vans" or "rapist beards".

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:18am

    no i doubt he is. he just probably hates spending money on girls who prefer $50 a plate meals and shopping at macy's and then at the end of the day...all he gets is a hug.

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:30pm

    id take camel toe over any toe

  • 59 52
    Submitted by monicaluv on Apr 17, 11 at 9:32am

    Haha you must be married!! It only goes down hill from there..

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:06am

    aw poor girl, i could change that...

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:05am

    hahaha that must have been the best sex ever than haha

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:08am

    8:40 must be broke.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:40am

    that tells me your a high maintenance bitch.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:54am

    you shop at macy's, youre a freak

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:01am

    and as we read from the book of creep 1:4 it tells us, fear not the man who driveth a Panel Van, unless he linger too long near parks.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:06pm

    It tells me that the day you actually manage to convince a man to go inside you, you're gonna squeal like a gunshot pig!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:31am

    it tells me you need to hook up with a non d bag

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:18am

    lol quoting the bible 3:08?

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:54pm

    That tells me, that you haen't met me yet!!

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:39am

    passage from creep 1:4, And god said let there be Micheal Jackson!