well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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hahaha that must have been the best sex ever than haha
Tells me that you hook up with d-bags.
8:40 must be broke.
no i doubt he is. he just probably hates spending money on girls who prefer $50 a plate meals and shopping at macy's and then at the end of the day...all he gets is a hug.
i get like that over cars. i hate when my boyfriend points them out. especially the new SRT!!! omg totally HOT!
you just fucking love shoes O.O
I totally took this the wrong way, having nearly had sex in a Macy's...
open toe is better than camel toe anyday.
I give 5:39 a 4 out of 10. You had the right idea, but I feel like you could have done a lot better. I would have gone with "unmarked white vans" or "rapist beards".
aw poor girl, i could change that...
you shop at macy's, youre a freak
tells me you been havin my luck :-/
it tells me you need to hook up with a non d bag
that you should have gone to nordstrom or bloomingdales if you wanted to have multiples.
id take camel toe over any toe
oh i love shoegasames...mmm they are the best...mm
that tells me your a high maintenance bitch.
passage from creep 1:4, And god said let there be Micheal Jackson!
Haha you must be married!! It only goes down hill from there..
it tells me that if I were your husband I would cancel all my credit cards and move my money to an offshore account that you can't touch...
It tells me that the day you actually manage to convince a man to go inside you, you're gonna squeal like a gunshot pig!
lol quoting the bible 3:08?
and as we read from the book of creep 1:4
it tells us,
fear not the man who driveth a Panel Van, unless he linger too long near parks.
That tells me, that you haen't met me yet!!