well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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I totally took this the wrong way, having nearly had sex in a Macy's...
hahaha that must have been the best sex ever than haha
aw poor girl, i could change that...
Tells me that you hook up with d-bags.
I give 5:39 a 4 out of 10. You had the right idea, but I feel like you could have done a lot better. I would have gone with "unmarked white vans" or "rapist beards".
8:40 must be broke.
i get like that over cars. i hate when my boyfriend points them out. especially the new SRT!!! omg totally HOT!
you just fucking love shoes O.O
open toe is better than camel toe anyday.
that you should have gone to nordstrom or bloomingdales if you wanted to have multiples.
no i doubt he is. he just probably hates spending money on girls who prefer $50 a plate meals and shopping at macy's and then at the end of the day...all he gets is a hug.
you shop at macy's, youre a freak
it tells me you need to hook up with a non d bag
tells me you been havin my luck :-/
passage from creep 1:4, And god said let there be Micheal Jackson!
oh i love shoegasames...mmm they are the best...mm
that tells me your a high maintenance bitch.
id take camel toe over any toe
lol quoting the bible 3:08?
It tells me that the day you actually manage to convince a man to go inside you, you're gonna squeal like a gunshot pig!
it tells me that if I were your husband I would cancel all my credit cards and move my money to an offshore account that you can't touch...
Haha you must be married!! It only goes down hill from there..
and as we read from the book of creep 1:4
it tells us,
fear not the man who driveth a Panel Van, unless he linger too long near parks.
That tells me, that you haen't met me yet!!