I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Drunk is a universal language darling
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?