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  • Submitted by myekno on Jun 3, 10 at 2:50pm

    This is way funnier picturing two dudes

  • Submitted by littlefish09 on Jun 3, 10 at 6:04pm

    Actually, you can start a sentece with "because." For instance, "Because you're a douchebag, you correct text message grammar."

  • Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 3, 10 at 2:54pm

    I am breaking up with you because your grammar sucks, and it hurts my soul.

  • Submitted by carepolice on Jun 3, 10 at 4:25pm

    What kind of cunt breaks up with you over text message and uses "party" as an adjective?

    • Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:08pm

      someone who is joking?

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      Submitted by Thom on Jun 3, 10 at 7:15pm

      You're just not party enough to understand...

  • Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 3, 10 at 3:36pm

    Well technically you can start a sentence with because, but this wasn't the correct usage

  • Submitted by krystineh on Jun 3, 10 at 4:33pm

    People bitching about grammar...who the fuck uses proper grammar when texting?! Lighten up people.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Jun 3, 10 at 7:11pm

    Usually I hate when people correct grammar on here but in this case I can't tell if the OT is trying to say, "you don't party enough" or "you're not pretty enough."\n\nPlease help, grammar nutlickers.

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    Submitted by redundantpig on Jun 3, 10 at 8:16pm

    What a douche...

  • Submitted by justinbobby89 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:43pm


  • Submitted by bigwave on Jun 3, 10 at 2:58pm

    All good reasons!

  • Submitted by areedg on Jun 4, 10 at 6:46pm

    Aaron? Is that you?

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    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 5, 10 at 2:30pm

    at least they used "you're" in the correct context...

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    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 7:43am

    Holy grammar police! Anybody up for proofreading a paper ;)

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 3, 10 at 10:53pm

    Good move. She iis doomed to marrying an accountant or insurance salemen. Worst, she will probably be sober on her wedding day.

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    Submitted by zko on Jun 5, 10 at 1:25am

    Does nobody realize this could just be a drunk text and it is funny?

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    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 3, 10 at 10:44pm


  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 3, 10 at 2:53pm

    I sense a run-on sentence and a fake text. Also improper use of "you're".

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      Submitted by brodieoh on Jun 3, 10 at 3:49pm

      "Also improper use of "you're"\n\nFAIL

    • Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on Jun 3, 10 at 6:09pm

      Bahahaha. Don't quit your day job, Grammar Police.

  • Submitted by lindseyd4 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:57pm

    A run on sentence, yes, but it was the proper use of 'you're' just didn't make much sense.

  • Submitted by rocketpowerrulz on Jun 5, 10 at 3:00am

    Maybe the period was an accident.

  • Submitted by AnnaMolly on Jun 3, 10 at 9:24pm

    How is it improper use of "you're"? Your is possesion. You're is you are, as in "you are not party enough."

  • Submitted by damnson on Jun 3, 10 at 4:11pm

    it's weak to talk about anything serious by text message. FTL!

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    Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 6:35pm

    This could be a joke.....

  • Submitted by RickTrolled on Jun 3, 10 at 3:15pm

    You NEVER start a sentence with "because" NEVER!!!

    • Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:06pm

      that's what they teach you in elementary school. When you graduate 5th grade they will teach you it IS possible. do not comment until then.