i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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This is way funnier picturing two dudes
Actually, you can start a sentece with "because." For instance, "Because you're a douchebag, you correct text message grammar."
I am breaking up with you because your grammar sucks, and it hurts my soul.
What kind of cunt breaks up with you over text message and uses "party" as an adjective?
someone who is joking?
You're just not party enough to understand...
Well technically you can start a sentence with because, but this wasn't the correct usage
People bitching about grammar...who the fuck uses proper grammar when texting?! Lighten up people.
Usually I hate when people correct grammar on here but in this case I can't tell if the OT is trying to say, "you don't party enough" or "you're not pretty enough."\n\nPlease help, grammar nutlickers.
What a douche...
All good reasons!
Aaron? Is that you?
Holy grammar police! Anybody up for proofreading a paper ;)
at least they used "you're" in the correct context...
Good move. She iis doomed to marrying an accountant or insurance salemen. Worst, she will probably be sober on her wedding day.
Does nobody realize this could just be a drunk text and it is funny?
I sense a run-on sentence and a fake text. Also improper use of "you're".
"Also improper use of "you're"\n\nFAIL
Bahahaha. Don't quit your day job, Grammar Police.
A run on sentence, yes, but it was the proper use of 'you're' just didn't make much sense.
Maybe the period was an accident.
How is it improper use of "you're"? Your is possesion. You're is you are, as in "you are not party enough."
it's weak to talk about anything serious by text message. FTL!
This could be a joke.....
You NEVER start a sentence with "because" NEVER!!!
that's what they teach you in elementary school. When you graduate 5th grade they will teach you it IS possible. do not comment until then.