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  • This is way funnier picturing two dudes

    Submitted by myekno on Jun 3, 10 at 2:50pm
  • Actually, you can start a sentece with "because." For instance, "Because you're a douchebag, you correct text message grammar."

    Submitted by littlefish09 on Jun 3, 10 at 6:04pm
  • I am breaking up with you because your grammar sucks, and it hurts my soul.

    Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 3, 10 at 2:54pm
  • What kind of cunt breaks up with you over text message and uses "party" as an adjective?

    Submitted by carepolice on Jun 3, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Well technically you can start a sentence with because, but this wasn't the correct usage

    Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 3, 10 at 3:36pm
  • People bitching about grammar...who the fuck uses proper grammar when texting?! Lighten up people.

    Submitted by krystineh on Jun 3, 10 at 4:33pm
  • Usually I hate when people correct grammar on here but in this case I can't tell if the OT is trying to say, "you don't party enough" or "you're not pretty enough."\n\nPlease help, grammar nutlickers.

    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 3, 10 at 7:11pm
  • What a douche...

    Submitted by redundantpig on Jun 3, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Ouch

    Submitted by justinbobby89 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:43pm
  • All good reasons!

    Submitted by bigwave on Jun 3, 10 at 2:58pm
  • Aaron? Is that you?

    Submitted by areedg on Jun 4, 10 at 6:46pm
  • Holy grammar police! Anybody up for proofreading a paper ;)

    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 7:43am
  • Good move. She iis doomed to marrying an accountant or insurance salemen. Worst, she will probably be sober on her wedding day.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 3, 10 at 10:53pm
  • at least they used "you're" in the correct context...

    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 5, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Does nobody realize this could just be a drunk text and it is funny?

    Submitted by zko on Jun 5, 10 at 1:25am
  • A run on sentence, yes, but it was the proper use of 'you're' just didn't make much sense.

    Submitted by lindseyd4 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:57pm
  • How is it improper use of "you're"? Your is possesion. You're is you are, as in "you are not party enough."

    Submitted by AnnaMolly on Jun 3, 10 at 9:24pm
  • I sense a run-on sentence and a fake text. Also improper use of "you're".

    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 3, 10 at 2:53pm
  • it's weak to talk about anything serious by text message. FTL!

    Submitted by damnson on Jun 3, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Dumb.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 3, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Maybe the period was an accident.

    Submitted by rocketpowerrulz on Jun 5, 10 at 3:00am
  • This could be a joke.....

    Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 6:35pm
  • You NEVER start a sentence with "because" NEVER!!!

    Submitted by RickTrolled on Jun 3, 10 at 3:15pm
    • that's what they teach you in elementary school. When you graduate 5th grade they will teach you it IS possible. do not comment until then.

      Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:06pm