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  • Submitted by sh1thead on May 29, 10 at 3:13pm

    Can't believe you got a bj from horse...

  • Submitted by uberdouche on May 29, 10 at 11:19pm

    That's the least she could do, now imagine if you weren't Amish and had a car.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on May 29, 10 at 7:11pm

    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

  • Submitted by disgurlroks on May 29, 10 at 3:22pm

    lol that's what you get for putting in some effort

  • Submitted by tannerhughes on May 30, 10 at 2:00am

    "anything is possible when you smell like a man and not a lady, I'm on a horse" (old spice jingle) dada da da da dada da. - "papa pa pa pa paPOWER!!"

  • Submitted by brookiie4 on May 29, 10 at 3:08pm

    Giddy up!

  • Submitted by cbjhill on May 30, 10 at 12:58pm


  • Submitted by flint on May 31, 10 at 12:02am

    that's the way to do it, 845!!!

  • Submitted by zcfrey on May 29, 10 at 9:06pm

    When I do this I put speakers in my saddlebags and play "save a horse, ride a cowboy", works everytime

  • Submitted by unitedstates35 on May 30, 10 at 2:42am

    agree with Randdyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nobody make shit up like this...all fake...lets keep it real here..the texts here are suppose to be from real drunk people...thanks for not makin shit up

  • Submitted by kylec916 on Jun 27, 10 at 6:48am

    Bitch get on my horse

  • Submitted by savvy340 on May 30, 10 at 10:01pm

    question...were you wearing a cowboy hat and boots cause then I could understand.....

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    Submitted by insurednotoriety on Jun 4, 10 at 9:28pm


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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 1:04pm

    Great job Rockland

  • Submitted by bmace15 on May 30, 10 at 3:28am

    Ya do what u need to do for sure

  • Submitted by silverosepetals on May 29, 10 at 9:56pm

    I would pee my pants I would be so F'ing excited, of course u would get a bj...

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    Submitted by blackbird17 on Jul 11, 10 at 4:16am

    Uberdouche.....your comment is brilliant hahaha

  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 29, 10 at 11:07pm

    Fucking horse: like a rocking horse, but different.

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    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 31, 10 at 12:22am

    rofl...the comments are better than the text!!!

  • Submitted by iminspanishclass on Jun 19, 10 at 2:10pm

    Hahahahahahahha to the guy under me (no homo)

  • Submitted by Flight_City on May 29, 10 at 3:08pm

    First! And how would this be a bad night.

  • Submitted by masta1080 on May 30, 10 at 12:26am

    the least she could do...considering u were takin it from a horse

  • Submitted by mxxfoley on May 30, 10 at 10:35pm

    Ahahah uberdouche knows what's up!

  • Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 28, 11 at 8:56pm

    Now look at your man, then back to me

  • Submitted by masta1080 on May 30, 10 at 12:28am

    she felt obligated, u were takin it from a horse

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    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 10, 12 at 7:48pm

    this would totally work for me, and if hes a total asshole i just push him off and ride away. win win either way lol

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    Submitted by luckylauren12 on Dec 18, 11 at 3:32am

    That's it! If a guy did that for me my pants would be flying off haha!