I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Can't believe you got a bj from horse...
That's the least she could do, now imagine if you weren't Amish and had a car.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
lol that's what you get for putting in some effort
"anything is possible when you smell like a man and not a lady, I'm on a horse" (old spice jingle) dada da da da dada da. - "papa pa pa pa paPOWER!!"
question...were you wearing a cowboy hat and boots cause then I could understand.....
that's the way to do it, 845!!!
agree with Randdyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nobody make shit up like this...all fake...lets keep it real here..the texts here are suppose to be from real drunk people...thanks for not makin shit up
When I do this I put speakers in my saddlebags and play "save a horse, ride a cowboy", works everytime
Great job Rockland
Bitch get on my horse
Ya do what u need to do for sure
rofl...the comments are better than the text!!!
I would pee my pants I would be so F'ing excited, of course u would get a bj...
Fucking horse: like a rocking horse, but different.
Uberdouche.....your comment is brilliant hahaha
the least she could do...considering u were takin it from a horse
First! And how would this be a bad night.
Hahahahahahahha to the guy under me (no homo)
Ahahah uberdouche knows what's up!
she felt obligated, u were takin it from a horse
Now look at your man, then back to me
That's it! If a guy did that for me my pants would be flying off haha!
this would totally work for me, and if hes a total asshole i just push him off and ride away. win win either way lol