I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Can't believe you got a bj from horse...
That's the least she could do, now imagine if you weren't Amish and had a car.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
lol that's what you get for putting in some effort
"anything is possible when you smell like a man and not a lady, I'm on a horse" (old spice jingle) dada da da da dada da. - "papa pa pa pa paPOWER!!"
question...were you wearing a cowboy hat and boots cause then I could understand.....
that's the way to do it, 845!!!
When I do this I put speakers in my saddlebags and play "save a horse, ride a cowboy", works everytime
agree with Randdyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nobody make shit up like this...all fake...lets keep it real here..the texts here are suppose to be from real drunk people...thanks for not makin shit up
Great job Rockland
Bitch get on my horse
I would pee my pants I would be so F'ing excited, of course u would get a bj...
Ya do what u need to do for sure
Fucking horse: like a rocking horse, but different.
rofl...the comments are better than the text!!!
First! And how would this be a bad night.
Uberdouche.....your comment is brilliant hahaha
Hahahahahahahha to the guy under me (no homo)
the least she could do...considering u were takin it from a horse
Ahahah uberdouche knows what's up!
she felt obligated, u were takin it from a horse
Now look at your man, then back to me
this would totally work for me, and if hes a total asshole i just push him off and ride away. win win either way lol
That's it! If a guy did that for me my pants would be flying off haha!