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  • 93 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:53pm

    I had sex for the first time last week, and he WANTED to cuddle when we were done. Because, you see, we actually have sex for a connection. Not just to fuck anything drunk enough to oblige.

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:28pm

    Sex is half of my life.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:09pm

    Duh! And sex first thing in the morning makes the rest of the day stress free ^_^

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:19pm

    This is a revelation for the ages!

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:38am

    Fuck everything that moves!!!

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:35pm

    what isn't better after sex?

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:29am

    Haha who fucking disagrees with this

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:25pm

    Not always. But at least it's over with nu can get the heck offa me. LOL

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:29am

    I like your attitude. Having a sex drive of a teenage boy has really held me back in life.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:21am

    who is thumbs downing this shit?

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:32pm

    Tell me when you're out of puberty. What a dumb fuck

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:27pm

    Gee, ya think? Good God! What is this??? Your first time???

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:29pm

    San Diego? I live in SD, where do you go o school?

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:30pm

    It's funny cause it's sad

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:23pm

    how did this make it on to the website

    • 41 45
      Submitted by aligrae on Mar 7, 11 at 10:11pm

      because this website is about sexual screwups that turn out either good or bad. in this case, this person had an epiphany and realized the world was fulfilled when sex is in the picture!!!!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:35pm

    This just became real. Legit.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:26am

    Sooooo true... And so true when it's amazing sex

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:43pm

    well it was probably his first time

  • 40 50
    Submitted by noodled on Mar 14, 11 at 1:10am

    380 people support Christian side hugs.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:43am

    Hmm sounds like there may be a fundamental problem there if that's the case. My boyfriend's last girlfriend did that - I think he managed to get her into bed maybe four times in nine months. He split up with her in as nice a way as possible. Now we live together we can do it whenever, but sometimes sleep actually takes higher precidence. Unless it's a weekend morning in which case the day starts well!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:57pm

    All I do is bang. I just fuck.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:25pm

    I'm guessing somebody was out in PB last night!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:36pm

    The purpose of fucking is to reproduce. Otherwise, it's a recreational activity.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by jerseygirl27 on Jun 27, 11 at 5:28pm

    How can you disagree to this?

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:11pm

    You probably have never had sex but just want to sounds like you have to be a badass... Get a life

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:30pm

    Had sex Saturday night after a two week gap... it really does make the sun shine a little brighter.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:49pm

    this is true, unless she wants you to stay awake and cuddle when ur done

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:10pm

    Draining your balls into a hot chicks pussy does things for ya. Good things. Try it sometime!

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:38pm

    Life is better after sex always, first time or hundredth time.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:21am

    That being said my girlfriend hasn't put out in six months. Amazing how she was sucking everything in sight before we started dating. FML.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:24pm

    but what if it was bad sex?

    • 48 55
      Submitted by aligrae on Mar 7, 11 at 10:12pm

      it means you get it from another person.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:05am

    I envy you OP. I haven't had sex in 3 months and won't be having sex for another 9. Oh how I hare deployments...

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:58am

    so true SD...we do it right here

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:00pm

    The only thing in life that's better after sex is more sex. I love round two!¡!¡!

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:34am

    ANYONE WHO SAYS THIS ISNT TRUE ISNT FUCKING THE RIGHT GUY/GIRL.

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:51am

    Touché my friend. Touché. ;)