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  • 97 71
    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 19, 11 at 1:04pm

    if you'd done anal in there then you can call yourself the emperor

  • 98 87
    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 19, 11 at 10:09am

    If the BJ was from another guy and you didn't want anybody to know, you'd literally have been in the closet while in the closet.

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 19, 11 at 12:06pm

    You're not the emperor until you are in the same room, and the other people are cheering and applauding your performance.

    • 73 85
      Submitted by Taipan on Apr 19, 11 at 6:56pm

      Stop posting your fantasies on tfln. Really.

  • Submitted by thekandymaan on Apr 19, 11 at 4:30pm

    The emperor wouldn't have to hide in the closet.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by itsabadger on Apr 20, 11 at 10:38pm

    Not bad for a rookie

  • 77 92
    Submitted by anonymous420 on Apr 20, 11 at 5:44pm

    Pssssht, I had sex in my friend's closet at a sleepover senior year of high school, that's nothing.

  • 74 97
    Submitted by x_rire_x on Apr 19, 11 at 7:58pm

    lol. 708 is keeping it classy as always, I see...-.-'

  • 67 88
    Submitted by franklinp on Apr 19, 11 at 10:39am

    Notice he said people, and not girls?

  • 65 99
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Apr 20, 11 at 1:07am

    Crouching tiger hidden dragon

  • Submitted by ballaholic24 on Apr 19, 11 at 6:31pm

    I call in her room with her roommate asleep

    • Submitted by Taipan on Apr 19, 11 at 6:57pm

      Been done about a million times. If you don't know this and think it makes you awesome... it doesn't.