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  • Who can afford glass vodka these days in college?

    Submitted by Keanuu on Apr 25, 11 at 7:57pm
  • Actually a lot of us college students are going to school off of loans entirely since we can't afford any other way, and since there's no way we can make a dent in our debt right now we work crappy jobs to afford food and books... And what's left goes to alcohol. Besides... Glass bottles of vodka only cost 6 bucks lol

    Submitted by Linkman89 on Apr 26, 11 at 5:14am
  • You pay X amount of dollars each semester to go to school. Why would you waste so much fucking money by going to class drunk?

    Submitted by NikiDubz on Apr 25, 11 at 7:41pm
    • His rich daddy probably pays for his education and this person has probably never had any consequences for his actions.

      Submitted by CheckOne on Apr 25, 11 at 7:45pm
      • HELL YEAH THATS RIGHT! This person is from Maryland. You just described each and every one of us. Our lives are one big TFM or TSM. What a champ!

        Submitted by goodonya on Apr 25, 11 at 11:01pm
    • Depending on the class, it really might not be that big of a deal. Lots at VT have lecture notes online, so really useless to go to class anyways. going is bonus.

      Submitted by RyanM on Apr 26, 11 at 10:33am
  • This would be way funnier if it was a teacher.

    Submitted by persnatch on Apr 26, 11 at 9:44am
  • CamelBak inside your backpack with the tube barely sticking out of a pocket or discreetly attached to one of the straps. Works every time.

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 25, 11 at 5:21pm
  • What a trooper

    Submitted by CMoney12391 on Apr 25, 11 at 6:47pm
  • why do you care if his parents pay for his college? they pay for youre welfare too, but you dont bitch about that...

    Submitted by economistASH on Apr 29, 11 at 3:33pm
  • Maybe the party just ended and he did not finish of the bottle so it was still in his I do nott want to lose my shit back pack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 11 at 10:34pm
  • i <3 u

    Submitted by anniefyndraai on Apr 25, 11 at 9:24pm
  • Ahh that's why I just buy 100 proof plastic vodka lol

    Submitted by DonJayr on Apr 26, 11 at 6:55am
  • Party foul!

    Submitted by redsox985 on Apr 25, 11 at 10:15pm
  • Srsly

    Submitted by Katharos72 on Jul 21, 11 at 3:47am
  • that's why you use plastic bottles.

    Submitted by maajorcreeps69 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:48am
  • @keanuu like the guy above you said, his daddy pays for school and most likely the glass bottle of vodka I'm sure he has no clue about

    Submitted by jheim2006 on Apr 25, 11 at 10:29pm
  • Invest in a plastic vodka bottle. Less prone to break

    Submitted by cmoney109 on Apr 25, 11 at 8:04pm
  • you're a fucking loser

    Submitted by JustTaylor2011 on Apr 26, 11 at 9:50am