Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Who can afford glass vodka these days in college?
Actually a lot of us college students are going to school off of loans entirely since we can't afford any other way, and since there's no way we can make a dent in our debt right now we work crappy jobs to afford food and books... And what's left goes to alcohol. Besides... Glass bottles of vodka only cost 6 bucks lol
You pay X amount of dollars each semester to go to school. Why would you waste so much fucking money by going to class drunk?
His rich daddy probably pays for his education and this person has probably never had any consequences for his actions.
HELL YEAH THATS RIGHT! This person is from Maryland. You just described each and every one of us. Our lives are one big TFM or TSM. What a champ!
Maryland sucks (seven oh three reppin')
Depending on the class, it really might not be that big of a deal. Lots at VT have lecture notes online, so really useless to go to class anyways. going is bonus.
This would be way funnier if it was a teacher.
CamelBak inside your backpack with the tube barely sticking out of a pocket or discreetly attached to one of the straps. Works every time.
What a trooper
why do you care if his parents pay for his college? they pay for youre welfare too, but you dont bitch about that...
Maybe the party just ended and he did not finish of the bottle so it was still in his I do nott want to lose my shit back pack
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Ahh that's why I just buy 100 proof plastic vodka lol
@keanuu like the guy above you said, his daddy pays for school and most likely the glass bottle of vodka I'm sure he has no clue about
that's why you use plastic bottles.
Invest in a plastic vodka bottle. Less prone to break
you're a fucking loser