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  • Submitted by yoadrian on Sep 15, 10 at 4:23pm

    Af-flask

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 10 at 3:48pm

    I'm intrigued to see how this turned out.

  • Submitted by annonomys86 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:22am

    was it by chance grey goose?

  • 94 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 10 at 4:49pm

    Post a video!!!

  • 89 69
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 15, 10 at 3:45pm

    tbhis is hilarious on all levels! way to to show the ducks a good time

  • Submitted by tlex86 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:49pm

    that later kills them juuuuust so you know. it starts shutting down their kidneys, liver and such.

  • 83 77
    Submitted by markgrant on Sep 16, 10 at 3:13am

    It kills the ducks. Seriously. Go fuck with the homeless.

    • 46 58
      Submitted by freckleface on Sep 16, 10 at 10:37am

      You value the life of a duck over the life of a homeless human being... interesting.

      • 39 59
        Submitted by Rachel3510 on Nov 9, 10 at 1:32am

        Lol Amazing

      • 32 42
        Submitted by Dunnski89 on Jun 30, 11 at 10:32pm

        I don't think he was implying that he was gonna kill homeless people... Just mess with them

  • 79 73
    Submitted by musemusicmuse on Sep 15, 10 at 11:23pm

    Ahahaha harming animals is such a fun time. Douche.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by MrBigStick on Sep 15, 10 at 5:54pm

    Without a video, this is a complete waste of vodka... LOL

  • 71 71
    Submitted by actionjackson88 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:22pm

    Shit. Get the duck suits out babe, were gettin wasted

  • 78 89
    Submitted by jessicajarett on Sep 15, 10 at 3:23pm

    That's disgusting

  • 59 59
    Submitted by bigbrandon on Sep 15, 10 at 9:01pm

    Does that really work?????

  • Submitted by mr_sphincter on Sep 15, 10 at 4:26pm

    How about NO u piece of shit

  • 76 98
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Sep 15, 10 at 3:28pm

    That is a gross misuse of vodka. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by downfeed54 on Sep 15, 10 at 8:25pm

    Hahaha now that's a great fucking idea!!!

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Lavender69 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:10pm

    Funniest prank I have seen in a long time.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by littlegreenman on Sep 16, 10 at 7:23pm

    Awsome idea sounds like my weekends made up

  • 66 86
    Submitted by bigbrandon on Sep 15, 10 at 9:02pm

    SHUT UP U FUCKING TREE HUGGERS

    • 41 50
      Submitted by MoralDilemma on Sep 15, 10 at 11:08pm

      I am by no means what you would call a treehugger, but why does it offend you so much that some people care about the natural world? It's not hurting you at all to have someone want to make this world a little cleaner.

      • 37 54
        Submitted by Rachel3510 on Nov 9, 10 at 1:33am

        How do drunk ducks dirty the world?

  • 46 59
    Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 2:05pm

    Thank you, you've opened up a new world of discovery. Life will never be the same

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 15, 10 at 6:20pm

    Quack quack?

  • 49 81
    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 16, 10 at 10:36pm

    Whoever thumbs downed this wouldn't know a fun time if it bit them on the ass.... This made my day.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Waterborne on Dec 29, 10 at 5:12pm

    Freckleface, a homeless can help themselves whereas ducks r helpless. Dumbass.