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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She said her name was "party"
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