i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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@sexyboy14: Your name implies 1 of 3 possibilities: you are compensating for having a very small penis, you are dog shit ugly, or you are 14 years old. Either way, please leave this website and never come back.
anon33 is awesome thank you for that
But were you topless?
i understand. i thought the same thing this morning when i woke up and my friends told me that i made a pie and did laundry while i was drunk haha
Haha I cancelled all dates because of playoffs! And then I bake muffins between periods. I'm single, too. It's a tragedy.
I'd rather just watch the draft and smoke some weed.
If your even decent looking...I'd probably marry you right now
If you're a dude, you just answered your own question. If you're a chick, please come over.
If you're a girl, just open the window topless, and shout that text to the street. Problem solved.
Well you forgot to mention the part that you are 300 pounds cuz u ate all the damn cookies
I was thinking the same thing 9:47!! No beer???
A chick watching the draft too? Contact me!
cuz ur actually a tranny
You're probably ugly as fuck
my girlfriend hate sports, can you please contact me?
Bitch forgot the damn sandwitch!
I'll date you!
I have the perfect man for you then call him at....(see replies)
because you're straight. lol. guys would be all over that shit.
Fuck cookies! Get drunk!
If your making cookies your probably overweight, but that only means more cushion for the pushin. plus a man can slap your leg and ride the wave, your like Martha Stewart and a water park all in one convient box.-
Cuz your morbidly obese...
Maybe you have a face only a mother could love?
Your either hidiedous or crazy. I don't know any man who wouldn't wanna snatch some tail like that up other wise
Bc boys are lammmee.
If you're female
Prob cause u want to be, G.
Cause your probably ugly as fuck