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  • Submitted by anon33 on Apr 24, 10 at 10:00am

    @sexyboy14: Your name implies 1 of 3 possibilities: you are compensating for having a very small penis, you are dog shit ugly, or you are 14 years old. Either way, please leave this website and never come back.

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      Submitted by hunnietomybee on Apr 24, 10 at 11:04am

      hahahahaha

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      Submitted by sequioa on Apr 24, 10 at 6:05pm

      anon33 is awesome thank you for that

  • Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 24, 10 at 9:47am

    No beer?

  • Submitted by imgumbydammit on Apr 24, 10 at 9:57am

    But were you topless?

  • Submitted by ericalew on Apr 24, 10 at 12:21pm

    I'd rather just watch the draft and smoke some weed.

  • Submitted by ninerfan164280 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:43am

    If your even decent looking...I'd probably marry you right now

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    Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 24, 10 at 1:16pm

    Haha I cancelled all dates because of playoffs! And then I bake muffins between periods. I'm single, too. It's a tragedy.

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    Submitted by cortlabort on Apr 24, 10 at 12:24pm

    i understand. i thought the same thing this morning when i woke up and my friends told me that i made a pie and did laundry while i was drunk haha

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    Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on Apr 24, 10 at 11:06am

    If you're a girl, just open the window topless, and shout that text to the street. Problem solved.

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    Submitted by wilddude on Apr 24, 10 at 12:42pm

    A chick watching the draft too? Contact me!

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    Submitted by FourWunOh on Apr 25, 10 at 7:41am

    Maryland! 410!

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    Submitted by pigglywiggly on Apr 24, 10 at 3:35pm

    If you're a dude, you just answered your own question. If you're a chick, please come over.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 10:35am

    Well you forgot to mention the part that you are 300 pounds cuz u ate all the damn cookies

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    Submitted by ^_^ on Apr 24, 10 at 12:19pm

    cuz ur actually a tranny

  • 81 78
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 24, 10 at 10:21am

    I'll date you!

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 9:53am

    I was thinking the same thing 9:47!! No beer???

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    Submitted by Hoser on Apr 24, 10 at 9:54pm

    You're probably ugly as fuck

  • 74 81
    Submitted by carlp on Apr 25, 10 at 1:44am

    ugly...

  • 72 83
    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 24, 10 at 11:05am

    Fuck cookies! Get drunk!

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on Apr 25, 10 at 5:33pm

    Cuz your morbidly obese...

  • 79 98
    Submitted by arodyankee10 on Apr 24, 10 at 12:06pm

    my girlfriend hate sports, can you please contact me?

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    Submitted by blargmeansno on Apr 24, 10 at 9:19pm

    Bitch forgot the damn sandwitch!

  • Submitted by cazzo on Apr 24, 10 at 10:18am

    If your making cookies your probably overweight, but that only means more cushion for the pushin. plus a man can slap your leg and ride the wave, your like Martha Stewart and a water park all in one convient box.-

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    Submitted by creamcorn on Apr 24, 10 at 7:34pm

    Your either hidiedous or crazy. I don't know any man who wouldn't wanna snatch some tail like that up other wise

  • 71 89
    Submitted by CravenMoorehead on Apr 24, 10 at 10:15am

    Maybe you have a face only a mother could love?

  • 54 67
    Submitted by JnOaRdDrAoNj on Apr 27, 10 at 5:59pm

    because you're straight. lol. guys would be all over that shit.

  • 61 90
    Submitted by akutch34 on Apr 26, 10 at 10:10am

    I have the perfect man for you then call him at....(see replies)

  • 53 75
    Submitted by alyshayo on Apr 26, 10 at 1:38am

    Bc boys are lammmee.

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    Submitted by piebald on Apr 25, 10 at 3:48pm

    If you're female

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    Submitted by surferchic on Apr 24, 10 at 11:32am

    Prob cause u want to be, G.

  • Submitted by sexyboy14 on Apr 24, 10 at 9:48am

    Cause your probably ugly as fuck