i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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@sexyboy14: Your name implies 1 of 3 possibilities: you are compensating for having a very small penis, you are dog shit ugly, or you are 14 years old. Either way, please leave this website and never come back.
anon33 is awesome thank you for that
But were you topless?
Haha I cancelled all dates because of playoffs! And then I bake muffins between periods. I'm single, too. It's a tragedy.
i understand. i thought the same thing this morning when i woke up and my friends told me that i made a pie and did laundry while i was drunk haha
I'd rather just watch the draft and smoke some weed.
If your even decent looking...I'd probably marry you right now
If you're a girl, just open the window topless, and shout that text to the street. Problem solved.
Well you forgot to mention the part that you are 300 pounds cuz u ate all the damn cookies
If you're a dude, you just answered your own question. If you're a chick, please come over.
A chick watching the draft too? Contact me!
I was thinking the same thing 9:47!! No beer???
You're probably ugly as fuck
Bitch forgot the damn sandwitch!
cuz ur actually a tranny
my girlfriend hate sports, can you please contact me?
I'll date you!
I have the perfect man for you then call him at....(see replies)
Your either hidiedous or crazy. I don't know any man who wouldn't wanna snatch some tail like that up other wise
Fuck cookies! Get drunk!
because you're straight. lol. guys would be all over that shit.
If your making cookies your probably overweight, but that only means more cushion for the pushin. plus a man can slap your leg and ride the wave, your like Martha Stewart and a water park all in one convient box.-
Cuz your morbidly obese...
Maybe you have a face only a mother could love?
Bc boys are lammmee.
Prob cause u want to be, G.
If you're female
Cause your probably ugly as fuck